Gas cylinder has failed on a chair. PVC pipes and hose clamps require a trip to the hardware store and money.
First, convert your router into a table router.

Take the piece of wood you found in the attic, cut it in half lengthwise and then run it over your router. I added another C-clamp to keep it safe.

Not too bad, ready for the flat black spray paint:

No black zip ties long enough. Oh well, fixed anyway.
