All I wanted was to play some video games... revisit Pac-Man, try some FPS, a little of this, a little of that. I'm a middle-aged man who hasn't played any of these games in about 25 years. So I bought myself a PS2 hooked up to an old TV and got started. So far so good. One little problem, though: the DualShocks work well, but are just too small for my hands.
Step one: order some Kontrol Freek knobs to give me something to grab hold of. They arrive quickly, look cute, and don't fit on the DualShocks. Okay, no biggie, they were cheap.
Step two: order a PlayTech fight stick from Amazon. The reviews are great! The price is dirt cheap! Quick Amazon delivery! ... and it doesn't really work. I can't get it to reliably go in any direction, which is a real drawback when playing Pac-Man. And I'm certainly not going to move on to games that are new to me with a joystick which I do not trust.
Step three: maybe it's time to try some modding. I open up the stick, see it has quick disconnects, and go out to find a similar aftermarket stick. People rave about Sanwa, so I decide to give them a try. The JLF Doesn't have quick disconnects, so I go for a JLW. Stop me if you've heard this one before: it is very very difficult to get a JLW. I only see three places on the web that have them, and they are in Hawaii, London, and Perth. I try Hawaii first. place the order, they charge me, and then nothing. There is no response to my e-mails, and the joystick has not been shipped.I search the web for ways to contact him, and find a tip as to which e-mail link to use, and I finally am able to successfully cancel the order.
Step four: let's try that again. I order one from London. They, in contrast to Hawaii, seem to be a very well run enterprise. They send the stick out right away. I wince a little about having to pay $15 for shipping, but I feel I am backed into a corner. DHL decides that my address doesn't exist, but since I am following the tracking like a hawk, I get hold of them and eventually get the stick.... It doesn't fit. Okay, fine, at this point I am desperate and cut a hole in the base of the PlayTech, and let the JLW hang out a little.
Step five : huzzah! I have a modded fight stick... that works like crap. The Sanwa Starts out okay, but after 20 min. starts failing to move in the appropriate direction. It is especially reluctant to go down. Okay, "reluctant" is an understatement. I am furious. After all this time, after all this effort, I have gotten nowhere. Sanwas are supposed to be the gold standard, right? I have had enough. I bring my fist down on the joystick... and break it. Some little part that has no name but keeps the joystick from falling into the box has broken.
Step six: go look for the part online. It's entirely hopeless, no one sells such a thing.
Step seven: it's time to decide whether gaming is worth this insane hassle.
So I ask you all: what is the secret? Did I make some egregious newbie mistake that can now be corrected? How do YOU get to have a stick that works? Were your first sticks nonfunctioning junk? Do I have to spend $300 if I'm not willing to take this on as a trade? Give it to me straight: I don't have the time, mental energy, or money to spend chasing snarks.
Thanks in advance for your words of wisdom.