I'm more sad that Farrah died. She looked better at age 55 than most women in their 20's!

She had some you know whats, you could hang your hat on!
As for MJ, dont care! Now the tabloids will claim MJ isnt dead and spotted him hoeing potato's in Idaho or that 'They've uncovered the secret to his death!' or how latoya and Randy Jackson secretly bumped MJ off so they could get some tabloid time.
Just some comicly-morbid thoughts!
Will his bleached-preserved skin rot away or will it stay intact?
Will that fake pointed nose just 'snap' off after a month or so in the hole?

Will MJ be preserved next to Ted Williams in the meat locker with the hopes that one day they can revive him?

Which one of the family members will get 'The Glove'?

After they have gotten 'The Glove', how much would a pawn shop owner give for it?

Do you think if he still had hair like this

he wouldnt have gone nuts and would still be alive today?
Dont ya think Kate Goeslin is pissed now that the attention is off her and on MJ?

Stay Tuned to your local magazine stand for answers to these questions and more!