F- You, Kickstarter Project

[ChadTower]

I didn't even get all that far into the reading before I wanted to kick that guy in the balls.

Currently for me to access an official cabinet, that means hours of driving just to get to an arcade that still owns a working version of Donkey Kong (in the hopes that it's having a "working day" and some annoying children aren't hogging it).

So... he hates those annoying children who hog the machine because they prevent him from hogging the machine.  I know when I'm at ACAM I frequently see children playing for hours on one token.  Those damn 8 year olds are Donkey Kong savants.   

[kahlid74]

Kickstarter isn't about investment; it's about donations.  People need to simply accept that.

Pretty much this.  I accepted this long ago and it's done wonders for me letting go and being happy with what I've gotten as part of the projects I've backed/donated too.

[yotsuya]

OK, which one of you ---uvulas--- donated $100?

[Malenko]

OK, which one of you ---uvulas--- donated $100?

Wasnt me, doesnt matter, he has to get  $272 a day every day, to meet his goal now.

[DaveMMR]

OK, which one of you ---uvulas--- donated $100?

For $100, that person gets to go over that guy's house and watch him play Donkey Kong.  I wish I had the kind of money to spend to watch some dude play a video game in his own home.

[pbj]

For $100, that person gets to go over that guy's house and watch him play Donkey Kong.  I wish I had the kind of money to spend to watch some dude play a video game in his own home.

I'll let you watch me play video games for $20.  Free if you bring alcohol.

[ChadTower]

Do we get to taunt him and film it?  That might be entertaining.

[pbj]

Do we get to taunt him and film it?  That might be entertaining.

What are you?  My wife?  If you wanna play that game I demand half hearted sex 2-3 times a month, too.

[dkersten]

What are you?  My wife?  If you wanna play that game I demand half hearted sex 2-3 times a month, too.

2-3 times per month?  Eventually that turns into "birthdays and Christmas".. 

Girlfriends are better, they BRING the alcohol, make you a sandwich while you play, and then reward your high score with more sex, then go home to let you play some more..

[Le Chuck]

Do we get to taunt him and film it?  That might be entertaining.

What are you?  My wife?  If you wanna play that game I demand half hearted sex 2-3 times a month, too.

Aaand I totally just blew beverage all over my screen.  Well done PBJ. 

[yotsuya]

Aaand I totally just blew beverage all over my screen.  Well done PBJ.

Uhh..... I hope that was just beverage....

[ChadTower]

Sounds like someone needs to bring the wife outside the house more often.

[Le Chuck]

Aaand I totally just blew beverage all over my screen.  Well done PBJ.

Uhh..... I hope that was just beverage....

How far down that trail are you willing to ride amigo?  You do not want to start gay chicken with me. I don't lose.

[ChadTower]

It's a gay cockfight!   

Wait, what?

[pbj]

 

[yotsuya]

Aaand I totally just blew beverage all over my screen.  Well done PBJ.

Uhh..... I hope that was just beverage....

How far down that trail are you willing to ride amigo?  You do not want to start gay chicken with me. I don't lose.

Aaand I totally just blew a beverage-like fluid all over my screen. Well done LC.

[Le Chuck]

Aaand I totally just blew beverage all over my screen.  Well done PBJ.

Uhh..... I hope that was just beverage....

How far down that trail are you willing to ride amigo?  You do not want to start gay chicken with me. I don't lose.

Aaand I totally just blew a beverage-like fluid all over my screen. Well done LC.

So it begins...

[pbj]

Yeah, google image search gay chicken at your own risk.  I shudder to think what the pornmachine bing would churn up.

[yotsuya]

Actually, I find this game of gay chicken more entertaining than that dude's Kickstarter.

[ChadTower]

Kockstarter?

[BadMouth]

Do we get to taunt him and film it?  That might be entertaining.

What are you?  My wife?

Does your wife have a youtube channel?

[pbj]

Does your wife have a youtube channel?

You know, I feel like this is one of those setups where I'd say, "No, of course not.  She'd never do anything like that" and then later find out she's a camwhore and you're on her used panties mailing list.

So I'm just gonna say, "not to my knowledge, and let's keep it that way."

 

[Malenko]

She'd never do anything like that" and then later find out she's a camwhore and you're on her used panties mailing list.

I'll give you $20 for.....oh, you were being sarcastic. Nevermind.

[pbj]

Meh you know my paypal address.  I don't judge.

[PL1]

I don't judge.

Epic self-awareness fail.   

One of the things that defines you is your willingness to pass judgement.  (BTW, I'm not saying that that's necessarily a bad thing.)

My first BYOAC post chided you about being judgemental -- turned out your BS meter called that one right.   


Scott

[Le Chuck]

I don't judge.

Epic self-awareness fail.   

One of the things that defines you is your willingness to pass judgement.  (BTW, I'm not saying that that's necessarily a bad thing.)

My first BYOAC post chided you about being judgemental -- turned out your BS meter called that one right.   


Scott

In PBJ's defense his BS meter is batting well over 500 and might even be in the 9s. 

[Howard_Casto]

pbj's BS levels are off the charts, if he lived in the DBZ universe meters would explode off of people's eyes as he walked by. 

[PL1]

In PBJ's defense his BS meter is batting well over 500 and might even be in the 9s.

I wasn't questioning his BS meter, just the lack of self-awareness in the "I don't judge" statement.

By definition, having a good BS meter involves being able to judge (in the good sense) the difference between correct and incorrect information.

pbj's BS levels are off the charts, if he lived in the DBZ universe meters would explode off of people's eyes as he walked by. 

   


Scott