lol, I just looked at that. I stand firm on my thoughts, I think that after the holidays, maybe in February or March, Sony will release the movie. I also think that just prior to that there will be a minor news story about how a new task force (government funded of course) will be formed to actively work against hackers from foreign countries to protect the American way of life.
It is like a bad story plot in itself, which will actually end up as a movie directed by Michael Bay, starring some kind of robot that assists in the retaliation against North Korea and then gets destroyed by the Americans when they discover that the robot was planning to take what it learned and throw the entire world into chaos. It will star Bruce Willis, who will be the only one who really knows that the President is behind the robot, and to prevent another robot from being released on the world, has to break into the White house and press a button on a remote that is hidden in a secret drawer in the Oval Office to delete all traces of the software used to create the first robot. In the end, the president's daughter, played by Megan Fox, will fall in love with Bruce Willis' character (despite the 40 year age difference). In the sequel, she will marry him, leak to the presses how her new husband actually saved the world by stopping her evil father, and the resulting popularity will springboard him into politics, where she will drive him to run for presidency himself, all in an effort to get back to the white house where she can finish her plans to destroy the world, because after all, she was the one behind the whole thing, including the hack on Sony that she blamed on North Korea in effort to gain control of the robot that she had learned a secret research company funded by her father had been building to protect the world from terrorists. And she will get naked, which will earn the film a billion dollars in total revenues. Michael Bay will take the credit for it, fire Megan Fox, replace her with someone else for the third movie, which will prompt Bruce Willis to quit and be replaced by Shia LeBouf. This third movie will be written by George Lucas, and while the fans of the original two movies will find one more reason to hate George Lucas and Michael Bay, it will still end up making another billion dollars in merchandising when he introduces a cute but annoying alien that, while inept and not part of the first two movies, somehow will be the catalyst that saves the world.
Trust me, it is gonna happen EXACTLY like I said.. But that first movie will end up being held back on the threat of cyber terrorism from Canada.
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