Author Topic: Snacks 'n Jaxson (Read 4419 times)

Vigo · « **on:** March 19, 2013, 01:33:08 pm »

Is there anything better than a good game of Snacks 'n Jackson when you are high? Snarfing down floating strips of Bacon and cheeses while your nose bounces around the room. Having your detached hobo clown head dodge soap and green peppers tossed at you by tiny goblin chefs that live in the walls? Never have I been closer to understanding the nature of existence than when playing a game of Snacks 'n Jackson.

Le Chuck · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2013, 01:35:16 pm »

Bravo!

yotsuya · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2013, 01:42:37 pm »

Quote from: Vigo on March 19, 2013, 01:33:08 pm

Is there anything better than a good game of Snacks 'n Jackson when you are high? Snarfing down floating strips of Bacon and cheeses while your nose bounces around the room. Having your detached hobo clown head dodge soap and green peppers tossed at you by tiny goblin chefs that live in the walls? Never have I been closer to understanding the nature of existence than when playing a game of Snacks 'n Jackson.

That's where you've been the past three months!

Vigo · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2013, 01:51:37 pm »

Yes, my goal was intense training to take at least 3rd place at Snacks 'n Jackson's world record. However, somewhere after day 1 it all became a blur...

http://www.twingalaxies.com/operator.php?gameid=8855&platformid=46&variationid=110688

Drnick · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2013, 01:52:30 pm »

Quote from: Vigo on March 19, 2013, 01:51:37 pm

Yes, my goal was intense training to take at least 3rd place at Snacks 'n Jackson's world record. However, somewhere after day 1 it all became a blur...

http://www.twingalaxies.com/operator.php?gameid=8855&platformid=46&variationid=110688

yotsuya · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2013, 01:56:15 pm »

Quote from: Vigo on March 19, 2013, 01:51:37 pm

Yes, my goal was intense training to take at least 3rd place at Snacks 'n Jackson's world record. However, somewhere after day 1 it all became a blur...

http://www.twingalaxies.com/operator.php?gameid=8855&platformid=46&variationid=110688

ids · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2013, 04:48:11 pm »

Quote from: Vigo on March 19, 2013, 01:51:37 pm

Yes, my goal was intense training to take at least 3rd place at Snacks 'n Jackson's world record. However, somewhere after day 1 it all became a blur...

http://www.twingalaxies.com/operator.php?gameid=8855&platformid=46&variationid=110688

Lofty goal you have there - best of luck to you!

RyoriNoTetsujin · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2013, 10:36:31 pm »

Just laughed at this for 10 minutes, thought I should share. This looks like an appropriate place.

Vigo · « **Reply #8 on:** March 20, 2013, 12:18:39 am »

Quote from: RyoriNoTetsujin on March 19, 2013, 10:36:31 pm

Just laughed at this for 10 minutes, thought I should share. This looks like an appropriate place.

This is definitely the appropriate place to share that.

Vigo · « **Reply #9 on:** March 20, 2013, 02:37:28 am »

The Rocky training montage inspired me. I already live in the snow, so I spent a large part of the evening running around in it, dodging commies and choppin' wood. The world of mid-80's tech is mine to conquer!

With training complete, I achieved a score that far surpasses the one I set out to achieve ~~2 hours ago~~ months ago.

BEHOLD! The world record score in Snacks n' Jackson. *

*Not yet official. But come on....You know it will be. I'm sure Twin Galaxies will drop their whole relocating and restructuring thing to log this score.

Be forewarned, the following footage is the full high score run from start to finish, and as many of you know, high-score videos take up a lot of footage. This one takes up a whopping 9 1/2 minutes. (I'm glad I downed all that Red Bull.)

Apologies to Paul Ford and his hard earned Twin Galaxies high score, but If this baby gets certified, my 93480 trumps his 65020 world record. KaBloomers! Future rivalry brewing here! Fast forward a year, and I'm sure we will be going at a live score at the first annual "Kong-Off".... erm "Jack Off"... damn, that's worse! "Snack-off"

Le Chuck · « **Reply #10 on:** March 20, 2013, 09:16:50 am »

Holy Santa Claus ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---! Can I have your autograph!

yotsuya · « **Reply #11 on:** March 20, 2013, 10:51:36 am »

kahlid74 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 20, 2013, 10:55:07 am »

Awesome! Well done. Also why did I watch the entire 7.5 minutes of the Rocky Montage. Man the 80's were crazy.

yotsuya · « **Reply #13 on:** March 20, 2013, 11:15:55 am »

Quote from: Vigo on March 20, 2013, 02:37:28 am

Fast forward a year, and I'm sure we will be going at a live score at the first annual "Kong-Off".... erm "Jack Off"... damn, that's worse! "Snack-off"

Just read this!

Vigo · « **Reply #14 on:** March 20, 2013, 11:31:07 am »

Haha, I wonder what the Clientele the 1up would have if they held a "Jack Off" competition.

Le Chuck · « **Reply #15 on:** March 20, 2013, 01:19:19 pm »

Quote from: Vigo on March 20, 2013, 11:31:07 am

Haha, I wonder what the Clientele the 1up would have if they held a "Jack Off" competition.

A workers comp filing for carpal tunnel?

*bum tis*

Vigo · « **Reply #16 on:** March 22, 2013, 11:53:15 am »

I just rewatched Wreck-it Ralph, and who do you think I see mixin' up martinis at the Fix-it Felix 30th anniversary party? Snacks 'n Jackson. I nearly crapped my pants.

And don't tell me that's some other arcade clown. That ain't no circus charlie, that ain't no Mr. do. The single tooth is unmistakably Jackson's.

Nephasth · « **Reply #17 on:** March 22, 2013, 11:56:08 am »

Quote from: Vigo on March 22, 2013, 11:53:15 am

I just rewatched Wreck-it Ralph, and who do you think I see mixin' up martinis at the Fix-it Felix 30th anniversary party? Snacks 'n Jackson. I nearly crapped my pants.

I noticed that too!

But his name is Jaxson de Box!

Vigo · « **Reply #18 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:11:26 pm »

You mean I have been spelling that damn clowns name wrong this whole time? I hope Mr. de Box can forgive my ignorance....

Nephasth · « **Reply #19 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:26:24 pm »

Yup. I didn't even realize until you posted that screenshot.

Vigo · « **Reply #20 on:** March 22, 2013, 12:40:45 pm »

Ok, I fixed the thread title. Yet another major reading comprehension fail for Vigo.

Le Chuck · « **Reply #21 on:** March 22, 2013, 01:33:32 pm »

Quote from: Vigo on March 22, 2013, 12:40:45 pm

Ok, I fixed the thread title. Yet another major reading comprehension fail for Vigo.

Hey, could'a been worse. You could'a told a long story about running on gavel.

Vigo · « **Reply #22 on:** March 22, 2013, 02:06:34 pm »

Quote from: Le Chuck on March 22, 2013, 01:33:32 pm

Quote from: Vigo on March 22, 2013, 12:40:45 pm
Ok, I fixed the thread title. Yet another major reading comprehension fail for Vigo.

Hey, could'a been worse. You could'a told a long story about running on gavel.

Huh?................................Oh! That only took me three reads.

yotsuya · « **Reply #23 on:** March 28, 2014, 06:06:46 pm »

BUMP.

Any progress on getting ~~Walter Day~~ ~~Richie Knucklez~~ ~~Jourdan Adler~~ Jace Hall to come out and crown your ass?

Vigo · « **Reply #24 on:** March 29, 2014, 09:52:58 am »

Vigo has been patiently waiting.......


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Author Topic: Snacks 'n Jaxson (Read 4419 times)

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