WOW someone is offering me free money!

[jamesjones626]

so i get this email today and this is what it says

DEAREST ONE,
 
I AM JENNIFER ESSEN, 18 YEAR OLD GIRL FROM GHANA. I WAS FORMERLY
A  MEDICAL STUDENT OF UNIVERSITY OF GHANA. LATE LAST YEAR
OCTOBER 2009,THE REBELS IN MY COUNTRY STRUCK OUR TOWNSHIP AND
KILL MY PARENTS BECAUSE MY FATHER WAS A POLITICAL LEADER IN MY
COUNTRY GHANA. BEFORE HIS DEATH HE HAS $5.5 M USD IN A
DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT WITH A BANK IN GHANA WHICH I AM THE NEXT
OF KIN.
 
MY UNCLES HAS BEING MALTREATING ME SINCE THE DEATH OF MY
PARENTS BECAUSE OF THEIR INTEREST IN MY INHERITANCE. LUCKY
ENOUGH, I OVERHEARD MY UNCLES PLANNING TO KILL ME AND TAKE OVER
MY INHERITANCE BUT I MANAGE TO ESCAPE TO AN ORPHANAGE HOME
WHERE I AM PRESENTLY.
 
PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.
 
1) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND
2) TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE
TRANSFERRED
3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER AFTER THIS MONEY IS
TRANSFERRED
4) TO LOOK FOR A GOOD VENTURE WHERE THIS MONEY WILL BE INVESTED.
5) TO HELP ME GET ONE OF THE BEST SCHOOLS IN YOUR COUNTRY SO
THAT I WILL CONTINUE WITH MY STUDIES AS A MEDICAL STUDENT
 
I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION
OF YOUR EFFORT AND 5% FOR ANY OTHER EXPENSE YOU MADE AFTER A
SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER
 
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU
 
YOURS SINCERELY
JENNIFER ESSEN
 
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OH WOW SOMEONE IS OFFERING ME MONEY!   

[unreal2k5]

Reply to her asking her if she is hot. 

[hyiu]

if you're going to ask if she's hot, you might as well ask for PICS !!!!!

[Blanka]

The name sounds like a German High School girl.
She WAS a student! Well, usually you start studying at 18.

[Benevolance]

She was obviously gifted, duh. You're just trying to muscle in on James' money, aren't you?

[ark_ader]

This place is so funny, you need to check it out:

http://www.419eater.com/

[Ginsu Victim]

My junkmail is full of these daily. I haven't had the sack to try anything like on 419eater yet. Mainly I  just get annoyed by how many of these I get.

[Rusty Shackelford]

This place is so funny, you need to check it out:

http://www.419eater.com/

Thats one funny site. They do one where the 419eater calles himself Derek Trotter from Trotters Independant traders. Anyone from the UK will find that one funny.

[unreal2k5]

if you're going to ask if she's hot, you might as well ask for PICS !!!!!

Yes how could I forget to ask for pics. Stupid me!

[RayB]

I toyed with one once and "she" emailed me a scanned ID card of some big stern looking russian woman. NONE of the names used ever matched though. Name on the ID card, name in the email, name in the email address, and name in the reply email always changed. Such a basic clue, but I guess it acts as a "dumb" filter.

[Thenasty]

I toyed with one once and "she" emailed me a scanned ID card of some big stern looking russian woman.

Is she this one

(sorry can't help it. Here we go again with this babe)

[hypernova]

For her pic, ask her for one with a jar on her head, and her name written on the jar, so we know she's who she says she is.

[Silas (son of Silas)]

For her pic, ask her for one with a jar on her head, and her name written on the jar, so we know she's who she says she is.

That's a line I didn't anticipate reading this evening.

[DaOld Man]

I, also too, have been begotten to get a lot of money man...
Now all I gotta do is change my name to Portal Master.



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      CONTACT THE FEDEX SHIPPING COMPANY‏

To Portal Master
From:   Mr.mavelous Owen (none@visualoffice.com)
Sent:   Sun 8/08/10 4:27 PM
To:    Portal Master (fedexexpresscourier47@yahoo.com)
Attn;My Dear, I did not hear from you since for your consignment box of $1.7million usd which i kept for you. i went and deposted it with fedex express,so contact them. Director Dr.daved Williams Email;( fedexexpresscourier47@yahoo.com) I paid for the delivering charges except their security keeping fee of $75O usd which they said no because they do not know when you will contact them in case of demurrage.so you are to pay the $750 usd as soon as you contact them. Please Send address where you want the package to deliver to you to the courier company information. Regards, Mr.mavelous Owen .