Movie quote contest! -throws down gauntlet-

[Singapura]

"I get dizzy spells. Nausea. Cold sweats. Hot sweats. Fever blisters. Difficulty swallowing. Difficulty breathing. Blurred vision. Involuntary trembling. Dead hands. Weak ankles. Twitching. Fainting spells. Numb lips."

What about Bob?

[RetroACTIVE]

"Ray... Ray... your chanting.... your chanting".... "I'm gonn-a kill every-one... satan is good... satan is our pal"

[MustardTent]

"Ray... Ray... your chanting.... your chanting".... "I'm gonn-a kill every-one... satan is good... satan is our pal"

The 'burbs!  Awesome movie.

[RetroACTIVE]

... here is an easy one....

"Kick his ass Sea Bass!"

[Ginsu Victim]

... here is an easy one....

"Kick his ass Sea Bass!"

Dumb one.
Got a Dumber one?

[RetroACTIVE]

ok...(keep in mind... this IS a movie quote!)

"I got a little dick... its pathetic"

[patrickl]

ok...(keep in mind... this IS a movie quote!)

"I got a little dick... its pathetic"

Lol, I had to look that one up. I saw the movie, but didn't remember that line. So I won't give the answer.

I did remember this one:

"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."

(Or is this going to far for a "family oriented"  forum?)

[Ginsu Victim]

^Ghostbusters

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!" (Easy one, but had to do it...)

"Say `hello Aunt Elisha'" (maybe a bit tougher)

[Ginsu Victim]

If you like Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, try to find Where the Buffalo Roam. It has Bill Murray as Hunter S Thompson and Peter Boyle as his lawyer (same character that Benicio plays in Fear & Loathing).
Imdb page http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081748/

[Jdurg]

ok...(keep in mind... this IS a movie quote!)

"I got a little dick... its pathetic"

This is easy.  "True Lies" when they have the guy played by Bill Paxton at the edge of the Dam or whatnot right before they get picked up by the terrorists.




This one may be a bit tough, but if you've seen the movie you'll know it right away;

"That's my liver you dick!"

[mountain]

A little old for some of the crowd here, so it may be tough.

"You know some of you guys have some cute little asses. It'd be a real shame if I had to blow'em off."

[ark_ader]

A little old for some of the crowd here, so it may be tough.

"You know some of you guys have some cute little asses. It'd be a real shame if I had to blow'em off."

Streets of Fire.


Larry, there ain't nobody out there!

There ain't nobody out there... Larry... What's your point? That you're not needed here?

My point is, I'm the bouncer... and there ain't nobody out there to bounce!

You're saying that the reason... that you're not doing the job... that I'm... paying you to do... is, that you don't have a job to do? Is that what you're saying? What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? That you're as useless as an  right here? Well guess what, Buddy. I think, you just convinced me!

[mountain]

A little old for some of the crowd here, so it may be tough.

"You know some of you guys have some cute little asses. It'd be a real shame if I had to blow'em off."

Streets of Fire.


Larry, there ain't nobody out there!

There ain't nobody out there... Larry... What's your point? That you're not needed here?

My point is, I'm the bouncer... and there ain't nobody out there to bounce!

You're saying that the reason... that you're not doing the job... that I'm... paying you to do... is, that you don't have a job to do? Is that what you're saying? What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? That you're as useless as an  right here? Well guess what, Buddy. I think, you just convinced me!

Right on!

I love that movie!

[Ginsu Victim]

I know that one, I just can't think of it

[MustardTent]

Gotta be Kill Bill -- I'd say Volume 2

[Ginsu Victim]

Yes....that's it. I feel stupid now.
I could picture it, but I couldn't picture the movie. (Which is funny because I love vol 2 more than vol 1)

[danny_galaga]

you know i never looked at this thread before (this is not the quote  )


"let's get down to brass tacks, how much for the monkey?"

[mountain]

"Your lips keep getting stuck on your teeth. Is that your idea of a smile?"

[Ginsu Victim]

you know i never looked at this thread before (this is not the quote  )


"let's get down to brass tacks, how much for the monkey?"

Another Fear and Loathing quote

No one has got my other quote:
Say "Hello Aunt Elisha"

[boykster]

For no other reason than it pops in my head at random times:

Think in Russian

[vorghagen]

For no other reason than it pops in my head at random times:

Think in Russian

Clint Eastwood..... brand new stealth jet........ controlled by thought.......... the movie was called........... damnit.
Flight of the....... nope.  Blackbird something...... nope. Firebird Down......... nope...... damnit....... I know this.

[Grasshopper]

For no other reason than it pops in my head at random times:

Think in Russian

Clint Eastwood..... brand new stealth jet........ controlled by thought.......... the movie was called........... damnit.
Flight of the....... nope.  Blackbird something...... nope. Firebird Down......... nope...... damnit....... I know this.

Think Web Browser.....

[vorghagen]

FIREFOX!!!!!!!!!!! I knew that. Got pretty close with Firebird Down.
new quote then....

"Old MacDonald had a farm ei ei o. And on that farm he shot some guys, budda boom budda bing bang boom."

[shmokes]

I can picture Bruce Willis saying that in my head.  Is that from a Die Hard?

[CheffoJeffo]

"Old MacDonald had a farm ei ei o. And on that farm he shot some guys, budda boom budda bing bang boom."

Nice ... and Oswald was a ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- -- The Usual Suspects.

Time to tell if you should get off of my lawn ...

"Can I have three farthings for a lump of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- ?"

[Jdurg]

If anybody can get this one, then they are also a sick ---fudgesicle--- for having seen this movie.     (That right there should be a pretty good hint)


"We're nowhere NEAR downtown, what's the matter, you afraid it ain't BIG ENOUGH for ya?"

[Ginsu Victim]

All from the same film (are you enough of a freak to get it?):

"I'm going to bed early. I've got a big day tomorrow counting money!"

"Down with smut! Down with smut!"

"See you chickens, later!"

"You're the pig!"

"Francine, I've got ants in my pants!"

"Poor Francine.....poor poor Francine"

"I seen him! The dude come out and stomped on the honky lady's foot!"

[Ginsu Victim]

Six years later.....BUMP and resurrect!!!

Still no answer for my last post....

[Malenko]

Six years later.....BUMP and resurrect!!!

Still no answer for my last post....

its a little adlibbed but the last qupte seems to be from Polyester circa 1981.

[Ginsu Victim]

Six years later.....BUMP and resurrect!!!

Still no answer for my last post....

its a little adlibbed but the last qupte seems to be from Polyester circa 1981.

They're all from Polyester.

[Malenko]

Six years later.....BUMP and resurrect!!!

Still no answer for my last post....

its a little adlibbed but the last qupte seems to be from Polyester circa 1981.

They're all from Polyester.

Yeah I got that, but the last one was the only one I recognized :p


I guess I gotta put a quote up to guess?

"I'll make out but no ---smurfing---!"

[KIguy]

Yeah I got that, but the last one was the only one I recognized :p

I guess I gotta put a quote up to guess?

"I'll make out but no ---smurfing---!"

Freeway? Vaguely recall that scene (helps due to what was imminent IRL #bowchickabowwow )

And mine:

Guy 1: Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
Guy 2: I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"
Guy 1: Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Guy 2: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move. 

[Malenko]

I hit you with the practically unknown Freeway and you comeback with something from the Crow?


I've never quit anything in my life except for Chinese calligraphy, my thesis: "Tuna and You - The Early Years", Kangaroo Anatomy, Toe Photography, booger sculpture and masturbation. Well, maybe not masturbation but give me a break it's the only thing I'm good at.

[yotsuya]

I hit you with the practically unknown Freeway and you comeback with something from the Crow?


I've never quit anything in my life except for Chinese calligraphy, my thesis: "Tuna and You - The Early Years", Kangaroo Anatomy, Toe Photography, booger sculpture and masturbation. Well, maybe not masturbation but give me a break it's the only thing I'm good at.

"PBJ: An American Life"

[pbj]

Ha.  Freeway.  I was going to guess Boys Don't Cry.

[spoot]

"Can I have three farthings for a lump of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- ?"

Since sumone bumped the thread anyways......

Yellowbeard

[KIguy]

I hit you with the practically unknown Freeway and you comeback with something from the Crow?

Gotta lob in a few easy ones to help revive the thread

[Le Chuck]

"What's the score?"
         "Nuthin' to nuthin'"
"Whose winning"
         "...the Bears"

[Malenko]

planes trains and automobiles?

[Le Chuck]

planes trains and automobiles?

Nope.  From the same movie...preceding scene:  "Le jeux sont faits, translation: the game is up.  Your ass is mine!"