Movie quote contest! -throws down gauntlet-

[rhoelsch]

Ok, from memory, here goes:

....enemy deserves no mercy, What is the problem Mister Lawerence?
- *whispers”
- Class, fall in behind me.
- I hear you jumped some of my students last night
- Afraid facts mixed up.
- Are you calling Mr. Lawerence a liar?
- No call no one nothing
- What are you here for, old man?
- Ask leave boy alone
- What’s the matter, the boy can’t take care of his own problems?
- One to one problem, yes; five to one problem, too much ask anyone
- Is that what’s bothering you - the odds? I think we can accommodate you... Do you like matching, Mr. Lawerence?
- Yes, Sensei!
- Now you get your boy on the mat, or you and I will have a serious problem
- Too much advantage, your dojo.
- Name a place.
- (motions head towards poster on wall) Tournament.
- You got real nerve, old man, real nerve...but I think we can accommodate you, can’t we, Mr. Lawerence?
- Yes, Sensei.
- Ask one more thing.
- Make it fast.
- Ask leave boy alone to train.
- You’re a pushy little man, aren’t you? But I like that...I like that...Ok, no one touches the prima donna until the tournament, is that understood?
- Yes Sensei!
- But you don’t show, then it’s open season...on him...and you...

(Ok, I think I boogered up the middle very slightly, but there you go...)
Anyone got a good classic one, or maybe an obscure one that's stuck in your head we can guess? (To answer the unasked, about 45 times)

[myntik1]

I've been down with Cobra Kai since 85 (or thereabouts)

Karate Kid numero uno



How about this one (please say it with a Japanese accent)

What the CGUUVK is a Chinese downhill?

[abrannan]

How about this one (please say it with a Japanese accent)

What the CGUUVK is a Chinese downhill?

Hot Dog: the Movie.





How about this:

I don't mind you shooting me, Frank.  But take it easy on the Bacardi.

[Ed_McCarron]

I don't mind you shooting me, Frank.  But take it easy on the Bacardi.

Scrooged.

Here's a list of places I want this car to be totally unwelcome. Number one: funerals. Number two: affairs of state, you know, real formal ones...ones with...chamber music. Number three: wet golf greens. Number four: the acropolis.

[MustardTent]

[Here's a list of places I want this car to be totally unwelcome. Number one: funerals. Number two: affairs of state, you know, real formal ones...ones with...chamber music. Number three: wet golf greens. Number four: the acropolis.

O.C. and Stiggs.  Too hard.  Here's an easy one.

Jeanine, don't stare at me -- got the bug eyes.

[Ed_McCarron]

Jeanine, don't stare at me -- got the bug eyes.

Hey, noone said they had to be easy.

Ghostbusters?

[boykster]

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shores... burning with the fires of Orc.

[patrickl]

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shores... burning with the fires of Orc.

Blade Runner

How about:

"What? Behind the rabbit?"

[AtomSmasher]

"What? Behind the rabbit?"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I hate snakes, Jock! I hate em!"

[saint]

"What? Behind the rabbit?"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I hate snakes, Jock! I hate em!"

First Indiana Jones, in the plane.

"If you want him, come and claim him."

[Zero_Hour]

"If you want him, come and claim him."

LOTR: Fellowship


"Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night. "

[dstone]

Conan the Barbarian.

"Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension."

[boykster]

"Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension."

The Last Starfighter?

How bout:

And now we enter what must the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe. A perfect replica of the old opera house... But who cares?

[vorghagen]

And now we enter what must the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe. A perfect replica of the old opera house... But who cares?

The Fifth Element.

Oh my god. This is PURE snow. Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

[myntik1]

Better Off Dead

[rhoelsch]

Together we...stole the women and...raped the horses!

[abrannan]

Together we...stole the women and...raped the horses!

A horrible misquote of Three Amigos?



-Wings?  I don't have wings.

-Of course not, you're a boy.

[saint]

Together we...stole the women and...raped the horses!

A horrible misquote of Three Amigos?



-Wings?  I don't have wings.

-Of course not, you're a boy.

The Dark Crystal

[mpm32]

"Charlie don't surf"

[shardian]

"Charlie don't surf"

Apocalypse Now.

New one:

I bet she gives great helmet.

[whammoed]

Spaceballs?


"Nathan needs some huggies"

[Moose13]

"Nathan needs some huggies"


Raising Arizona


"Take her to the zoo, I heard retards like the zoo"

[billpa]

"Take her to the zoo, I heard retards like the zoo"

Rocky

New one:
"If we give into those people, we're giving into all the cute and fuzzy bunnies in the world"

[whammoed]

"If we give into those people, we're giving into all the cute and fuzzy bunnies in the world"

One crazy summer

"Ever seen a grown man naked?"

[Moose13]

Airplane

"none of thie falling down the stairs (poop) The rent's due mother (effer).

[boykster]

"none of thie falling down the stairs (poop) The rent's due mother (effer).

Coming to America


Here's an obscure one

"I understood writing could be dangerous. I didn't realize the danger came from the machinery."

[Zero_Hour]

Obscure, but Awesome. Naked Lunch

"Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips."

[whammoed]

Obscure, but Awesome. Naked Lunch

"Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips."

Blues Brothers

I'm sure this has been in more than one movie, so bonus points if you guess the one I'm thinking of:

"Shut your pie hole!"

[MustardTent]

That was in "Airheads!", to which Samuel L Jackson replied, "Pie hole?  What is that, some sort of cracker slang?"

Next one:

Why do they call you 'Red'?

Maybe it's because I'm Irish.

[shmokes]

Shawshank Redemption (it's an especially funny line they had to create because they chose a black actor for someone who was white and had flaming red hair in the book)




"I would be remiss in my duty if I did not tell you that the idea of intercourse - the act of your firm, young body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... and flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit."

[shardian]

"I would be remiss in my duty if I did not tell you that the idea of intercourse - the act of your firm, young body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... and flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit."

Harold and Maude

I totally cheated - mainly because I thought of a good one and wanted to post it.


"Ling-Ling, you forgot your bling-bling!"

[shmokes]

You should have just posted yours.

[HaRuMaN]

"Ling-Ling, you forgot your bling-bling!"

Hot Chick

"Little Tommy Dagget. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers every night. And then you'd jump in your bed, so afraid that I was under there...and I was!"

[shmokes]

Prophesy




Delmar O'Donnell: The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.
Ulysses Everett McGill: I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?
Delmar O'Donnell: Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine.

[shardian]

Oh brother, Where Art Thou?


"That is one big pile of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. "

[shmokes]

Hmm . . . is that Jurassic Park?

"Whoa"

[shardian]

It is Jurassic park.
Is "Whoa" your quote?

[rhoelsch]

Jaws.

"I'm yo' huckleberry"

[HaRuMaN]

Jaws.

"I'm yo' huckleberry"

Tombstone

"It's in that place where I put that thing that time."

[RetroACTIVE]

"Game over man! Game over!"

[MustardTent]

"Game over man! Game over!"

Aliens.

I'll leave HarumaN's as the next quote:

"It's in that place where I put that thing that time."

[shmokes]

Whoa's gotta be from Bill & Ted.

   That's ---smurfing--- classic.  Wrong movie, right actor!

[shardian]

Whoa has been said in a crap load of movies. It all depends on how it is said, so a soundbite would be more fitting. I could have said Joey Lawrence from "Blossom" and been just as correct.

[shmokes]

He says whoa in Bill & Ted, doofus. 

That's what makes it so funny, moron.  I'm wasn't making fun of you; I was making fun of Keannu Reeves for being typecast as someone who says a single word.

Whoa has been said in a crap load of movies. It all depends on how it is said, so a soundbite would be more fitting. I could have said Joey Lawrence from "Blossom" and been just as correct.

No . . . you'd have been wrong, cos I was quoting Matrix.  What in hell did you people do with your senses of humor today?  Do you not think it the slightest bit funny that I could put such a ridiculous quote up there and within minutes have someone correctly guess that it was Keannu Reeves.  Jesus Christ, I'm still laughing about it it.

[boykster]

It is Jurassic park.
Is "Whoa" your quote?

Whoa's gotta be from Bill & Ted.

I'd say The Matrix.....

Edit: ah, didn't see later discussion.....

[HaRuMaN]

No one has got mine yet:

"It's in that place where I put that thing that time."

[MustardTent]

No one has got mine yet:

"It's in that place where I put that thing that time."

I think I finally got it -- Hackers?

[boykster]

I never woulda got that one without teh googlez

Here's a softball

"On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy."

[AtomSmasher]

I think MustardTent is right.

"On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy."

Tron

"He was just another drifter who broke the law"

[Jdurg]

I think MustardTent is right.

"On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy."

Tron

"He was just another drifter who broke the law"

Rambo: First Blood.

Now for a more obscure one.


"Well, Here's To Us!"

[AtomSmasher]

"Well, Here's To Us!"

I had to cheat on that one and I can honestly say I never would of gotten it.

[patrickl]

"Well, Here's To Us!"

I had to cheat on that one and I can honestly say I never would of gotten it.

Me neither, but then most of the quotes here I have no idea where they are from. I think Blade Runner and Holy Grail are the only old movies I watched more than once.

The quote reminds me of "Here's looking at you, kid"

[Jdurg]

"Well, Here's To Us!"

I had to cheat on that one and I can honestly say I never would of gotten it.

The only reason I thought of it was because of another quote that was given from a movie whose title reminded me of the quote.  As a hint to those who don't know, I believe it was the only line ever spoken on-screen by that character.

[JackTucky]

Hey everyone.  There's a ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- cloud coming!  Run for your lives.

=J

[Grasshopper]

"I'm yo' huckleberry"

Tombstone. And one of the few Val Kilmer performances that I've enjoyed.

[Grasshopper]

This one's for shmokes:

"you've been transferred to Personnel"

"Personnel? That's for ---uvulas---"

"I worked in Personnel for 10 years"

"Yeah"

[Malenko]

"Well, Here's To Us!"

thats said by jaws but I cant remember which bond movie, so its either "Moon Raker" or "the spy who loved me"





"you've been transferred to Personnel"

"Personnel? That's for ---uvulas---"

"I worked in Personnel for 10 years"

"Yeah"

The Enforcer, one of my fave eastwood films.





name this movie (and you get a cookie!) 2 quotes, to make it easier
"Alright, I'll make out with you. But no f**king 'cause I'm straight. "

and

"Well look who got beaten with the ugly stick. Bob, is that you? My God, I can't believe such an itty bitty gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly Bob! Oh and hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the sh!t comes out the side, you're just a big old sh!tbag aren't you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you sh!t in that thing motherf**ker! "

both said by the same character. It is my all time favorite movie ever

[Jdurg]

It was Jaws at the VERY tail end of Moonraker while he was aboard Hugo Drax' spacestation.

[ark_ader]

Here's two quotes from the same movie and you have to dig deep, but a classic line none the less.

I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble.

You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.




Edit: Added more clues.

[shmokes]

This one's for shmokes:

"you've been transferred to Personnel"

"Personnel? That's for ---uvulas---"

"I worked in Personnel for 10 years"

"Yeah"

Heh . . . I had to look it up.  I've never actually even seen the movie.  I'm such a bad American.

[vorghagen]

Here's two quotes from the same movie and you have to dig deep, but a classic line none the less.

I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble.

You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.

Maltese Falcon. Yep, classic indeed.

"Alright, I'll make out with you. But no f**king 'cause I'm straight. "

and

"Well look who got beaten with the ugly stick. Bob, is that you? My God, I can't believe such an itty bitty gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly Bob! Oh and hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the sh!t comes out the side, you're just a big old sh!tbag aren't you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you sh!t in that thing motherf**ker! "

both said by the same character. It is my all time favorite movie ever

Freeway.
Not a bad flick but I think it was trying a little too hard.

and mine...
"Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."

[ark_ader]

Hunt for Red October.

Insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops

Hint: Cary Grant Classic

[protokatie]

Arsenic and Old Lace?


"You'll have to answer to the cocacola company"

[boykster]

"You'll have to answer to the cocacola company"

Good one

Dr. Strangelove

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.

[patrickl]

"You'll have to answer to the cocacola company"

Good one

Dr. Strangelove

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.

American beauty

I'm probably the only one who enjoyed this movie, but

"If we got sex out of the way, we could relax"

[JeepMonkey]

Hey everyone.  There's a ---Cleveland steamer--- cloud coming!  Run for your lives.
=J

Kingpin

[rhoelsch]

"Killing is my business, and business...is...good!"

[Namco]

and mine...
"Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."

The Hunt for Red October

Here's one:  "Karl!" (utters something in German)... "SHOOT. THE GLASS!"

[patrickl]

Here's one:  "Karl!" (utters something in German)... "SHOOT. THE GLASS!"

Die Hard


Still have mine standing:

                "If we got sex out of the way, we could relax"

hint: after seeing that movie I wanted a didgeridoo

[RetroACTIVE]

"Killing is my business, and business...is...good!"

Major Payne?

"For God sake Jim, I'm a Doctor not a pool man!"

[shardian]

Ace Ventura!
I sadly have the whole pool scene memorized. Actually, I have the whole damn movie memorized.

[shardian]

"I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick! "

Another of my favorites.

[RetroACTIVE]

"I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick! "

Another of my favorites.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space?... I've not seen that since I was a teenager!

[RetroACTIVE]

"Dad.... Eleven-o-clock!" .... "What happens at eleven-o-clock?"

[Ginsu Victim]

"I get dizzy spells. Nausea. Cold sweats. Hot sweats. Fever blisters. Difficulty swallowing. Difficulty breathing. Blurred vision. Involuntary trembling. Dead hands. Weak ankles. Twitching. Fainting spells. Numb lips."

[saint]

"Dad.... Eleven-o-clock!" .... "What happens at eleven-o-clock?"

Indiana Jones, in the airplane.

[vorghagen]

Still have mine standing:

                "If we got sex out of the way, we could relax"

hint: after seeing that movie I wanted a didgeridoo

The Coca Cola kid. I'd never have got it without the hint. Been too long since I've seen that one.

"I get dizzy spells. Nausea. Cold sweats. Hot sweats. Fever blisters. Difficulty swallowing. Difficulty breathing. Blurred vision. Involuntary trembling. Dead hands. Weak ankles. Twitching. Fainting spells. Numb lips."

Joe Versus The Volcano perhaps?


"If I risk my neck for you.... will I get a chance to kill Englishman?"

[AtomSmasher]

"If I risk my neck for you.... will I get a chance to kill Englishman?"

Braveheart

I doubt anyone will get this one, so I'll include a bit of a scene description as well.  I loved this movie when I was younger and this is my favorite line.

[standing in the barracks with taps playing in the distance.]
- "Somebody brung their trumpet."

[Singapura]

Somebody brung their trumpet

Andy Griffith, "No time for Sargents"

Now I'm officially old 

See if you non-Dutch get this one:

English officer: Should anything go wrong, cyanide.
Gus: What flavor? Orange or lemon?

[Ginsu Victim]

"I get dizzy spells. Nausea. Cold sweats. Hot sweats. Fever blisters. Difficulty swallowing. Difficulty breathing. Blurred vision. Involuntary trembling. Dead hands. Weak ankles. Twitching. Fainting spells. Numb lips."

Joe Versus The Volcano perhaps?

Nope.

[Singapura]

"I get dizzy spells. Nausea. Cold sweats. Hot sweats. Fever blisters. Difficulty swallowing. Difficulty breathing. Blurred vision. Involuntary trembling. Dead hands. Weak ankles. Twitching. Fainting spells. Numb lips."

What about Bob?

[RetroACTIVE]

"Ray... Ray... your chanting.... your chanting".... "I'm gonn-a kill every-one... satan is good... satan is our pal"

[MustardTent]

"Ray... Ray... your chanting.... your chanting".... "I'm gonn-a kill every-one... satan is good... satan is our pal"

The 'burbs!  Awesome movie.

[RetroACTIVE]

... here is an easy one....

"Kick his ass Sea Bass!"

[Ginsu Victim]

... here is an easy one....

"Kick his ass Sea Bass!"

Dumb one.
Got a Dumber one?

[RetroACTIVE]

ok...(keep in mind... this IS a movie quote!)

"I got a little dick... its pathetic"

[patrickl]

ok...(keep in mind... this IS a movie quote!)

"I got a little dick... its pathetic"

Lol, I had to look that one up. I saw the movie, but didn't remember that line. So I won't give the answer.

I did remember this one:

"Yes it's true. This man has no dick."

(Or is this going to far for a "family oriented"  forum?)

[Ginsu Victim]

^Ghostbusters

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!" (Easy one, but had to do it...)

"Say `hello Aunt Elisha'" (maybe a bit tougher)

[Ginsu Victim]

If you like Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, try to find Where the Buffalo Roam. It has Bill Murray as Hunter S Thompson and Peter Boyle as his lawyer (same character that Benicio plays in Fear & Loathing).
Imdb page http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081748/

[Jdurg]

ok...(keep in mind... this IS a movie quote!)

"I got a little dick... its pathetic"

This is easy.  "True Lies" when they have the guy played by Bill Paxton at the edge of the Dam or whatnot right before they get picked up by the terrorists.




This one may be a bit tough, but if you've seen the movie you'll know it right away;

"That's my liver you dick!"

[mountain]

A little old for some of the crowd here, so it may be tough.

"You know some of you guys have some cute little asses. It'd be a real shame if I had to blow'em off."

[ark_ader]

A little old for some of the crowd here, so it may be tough.

"You know some of you guys have some cute little asses. It'd be a real shame if I had to blow'em off."

Streets of Fire.


Larry, there ain't nobody out there!

There ain't nobody out there... Larry... What's your point? That you're not needed here?

My point is, I'm the bouncer... and there ain't nobody out there to bounce!

You're saying that the reason... that you're not doing the job... that I'm... paying you to do... is, that you don't have a job to do? Is that what you're saying? What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? That you're as useless as an  right here? Well guess what, Buddy. I think, you just convinced me!

[mountain]

A little old for some of the crowd here, so it may be tough.

"You know some of you guys have some cute little asses. It'd be a real shame if I had to blow'em off."

Streets of Fire.


Larry, there ain't nobody out there!

There ain't nobody out there... Larry... What's your point? That you're not needed here?

My point is, I'm the bouncer... and there ain't nobody out there to bounce!

You're saying that the reason... that you're not doing the job... that I'm... paying you to do... is, that you don't have a job to do? Is that what you're saying? What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? That you're as useless as an  right here? Well guess what, Buddy. I think, you just convinced me!

Right on!

I love that movie!

[Ginsu Victim]

I know that one, I just can't think of it

[MustardTent]

Gotta be Kill Bill -- I'd say Volume 2

[Ginsu Victim]

Yes....that's it. I feel stupid now.
I could picture it, but I couldn't picture the movie. (Which is funny because I love vol 2 more than vol 1)

[danny_galaga]

you know i never looked at this thread before (this is not the quote  )


"let's get down to brass tacks, how much for the monkey?"

[mountain]

"Your lips keep getting stuck on your teeth. Is that your idea of a smile?"

[Ginsu Victim]

you know i never looked at this thread before (this is not the quote  )


"let's get down to brass tacks, how much for the monkey?"

Another Fear and Loathing quote

No one has got my other quote:
Say "Hello Aunt Elisha"

[boykster]

For no other reason than it pops in my head at random times:

Think in Russian

[vorghagen]

For no other reason than it pops in my head at random times:

Think in Russian

Clint Eastwood..... brand new stealth jet........ controlled by thought.......... the movie was called........... damnit.
Flight of the....... nope.  Blackbird something...... nope. Firebird Down......... nope...... damnit....... I know this.

[Grasshopper]

For no other reason than it pops in my head at random times:

Think in Russian

Clint Eastwood..... brand new stealth jet........ controlled by thought.......... the movie was called........... damnit.
Flight of the....... nope.  Blackbird something...... nope. Firebird Down......... nope...... damnit....... I know this.

Think Web Browser.....

[vorghagen]

FIREFOX!!!!!!!!!!! I knew that. Got pretty close with Firebird Down.
new quote then....

"Old MacDonald had a farm ei ei o. And on that farm he shot some guys, budda boom budda bing bang boom."

[shmokes]

I can picture Bruce Willis saying that in my head.  Is that from a Die Hard?

[CheffoJeffo]

"Old MacDonald had a farm ei ei o. And on that farm he shot some guys, budda boom budda bing bang boom."

Nice ... and Oswald was a ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- -- The Usual Suspects.

Time to tell if you should get off of my lawn ...

"Can I have three farthings for a lump of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- ?"

[Jdurg]

If anybody can get this one, then they are also a sick ---fudgesicle--- for having seen this movie.     (That right there should be a pretty good hint)


"We're nowhere NEAR downtown, what's the matter, you afraid it ain't BIG ENOUGH for ya?"

[Ginsu Victim]

All from the same film (are you enough of a freak to get it?):

"I'm going to bed early. I've got a big day tomorrow counting money!"

"Down with smut! Down with smut!"

"See you chickens, later!"

"You're the pig!"

"Francine, I've got ants in my pants!"

"Poor Francine.....poor poor Francine"

"I seen him! The dude come out and stomped on the honky lady's foot!"

[Ginsu Victim]

Six years later.....BUMP and resurrect!!!

Still no answer for my last post....

[Malenko]

Six years later.....BUMP and resurrect!!!

Still no answer for my last post....

its a little adlibbed but the last qupte seems to be from Polyester circa 1981.

[Ginsu Victim]

Six years later.....BUMP and resurrect!!!

Still no answer for my last post....

its a little adlibbed but the last qupte seems to be from Polyester circa 1981.

They're all from Polyester.

[Malenko]

Six years later.....BUMP and resurrect!!!

Still no answer for my last post....

its a little adlibbed but the last qupte seems to be from Polyester circa 1981.

They're all from Polyester.

Yeah I got that, but the last one was the only one I recognized :p


I guess I gotta put a quote up to guess?

"I'll make out but no ---smurfing---!"

[KIguy]

Yeah I got that, but the last one was the only one I recognized :p

I guess I gotta put a quote up to guess?

"I'll make out but no ---smurfing---!"

Freeway? Vaguely recall that scene (helps due to what was imminent IRL #bowchickabowwow )

And mine:

Guy 1: Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
Guy 2: I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"
Guy 1: Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Guy 2: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move. 

[Malenko]

I hit you with the practically unknown Freeway and you comeback with something from the Crow?


I've never quit anything in my life except for Chinese calligraphy, my thesis: "Tuna and You - The Early Years", Kangaroo Anatomy, Toe Photography, booger sculpture and masturbation. Well, maybe not masturbation but give me a break it's the only thing I'm good at.

[yotsuya]

I hit you with the practically unknown Freeway and you comeback with something from the Crow?


I've never quit anything in my life except for Chinese calligraphy, my thesis: "Tuna and You - The Early Years", Kangaroo Anatomy, Toe Photography, booger sculpture and masturbation. Well, maybe not masturbation but give me a break it's the only thing I'm good at.

"PBJ: An American Life"

[pbj]

Ha.  Freeway.  I was going to guess Boys Don't Cry.

[spoot]

"Can I have three farthings for a lump of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- ?"

Since sumone bumped the thread anyways......

Yellowbeard

[KIguy]

I hit you with the practically unknown Freeway and you comeback with something from the Crow?

Gotta lob in a few easy ones to help revive the thread

[Le Chuck]

"What's the score?"
         "Nuthin' to nuthin'"
"Whose winning"
         "...the Bears"

[Malenko]

planes trains and automobiles?

[Le Chuck]

planes trains and automobiles?

Nope.  From the same movie...preceding scene:  "Le jeux sont faits, translation: the game is up.  Your ass is mine!"

[wp34]

Ferris Bueller.

[Malenko]

ok , now I know it. Im gonna give others a hint.......  I got Steve martins character mixed up with Ed Roony for some reason.


"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

edit, never saw wp34's post, so I look like a tard, lol

[Le Chuck]

Winner winner WP34!

One more before I cede the floor:

"Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother? "

[Malenko]

Real Genius!

sadly I watched that movie like 2 weeks ago.

[wp34]

Dang I've been off the grid for the last couple of hours. I love Real Genius.


Okay here's my contribution.

"I want a schnauzer with my wiener schnitzel."

[matt4949]

Dang I've been off the grid for the last couple of hours. I love Real Genius.


Okay here's my contribution.

"I want a schnauzer with my wiener schnitzel."

Top Secret (easy one)

for my Canadians
" It took you two minutes what would have taken us two hours. If you ever want a job, you come see me."

[Le Chuck]

Dang I've been off the grid for the last couple of hours. I love Real Genius.


Okay here's my contribution.

"I want a schnauzer with my wiener schnitzel."

Top Secret (easy one)

for my Canadians
" It took you two minutes what would have taken us two hours. If you ever want a job, you come see me."

Strange Brew!!!!!

Here ya go:

"I thought only hookers drank those things?"
        "Well, I know mom sure likes'em"

[Ginsu Victim]

"I thought only hookers drank those things?"
        "Well, I know mom sure likes'em"

Dammit, I know it, but can't get it. Googling defeats the purpose of the game, so I'll just have to figure it out soon (unless WebCrawler is still a thing)

[wp34]

"I thought only hookers drank those things?"
        "Well, I know mom sure likes'em"

Dammit, I know it, but can't get it. Googling defeats the purpose of the game, so I'll just have to figure it out soon (unless WebCrawler is still a thing)

I broke and Bing'ed it.  It is a movie I've only seen once and many years ago at that.  I never would have gotten it on my own.

[Ginsu Victim]

"I thought only hookers drank those things?"
        "Well, I know mom sure likes'em"

Dammit, I know it, but can't get it. Googling defeats the purpose of the game, so I'll just have to figure it out soon (unless WebCrawler is still a thing)

I broke and Bing'ed it.  It is a movie I've only seen once and many years ago at that.  I never would have gotten it on my own.

Googled it and, yep, it's a movie we own.


Here's one:
"Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier."

[Malenko]

I googled it, Ive never seen the movie.

[Ginsu Victim]

Ive never seen the movie.

You should. (Wait....my quote or the one we had to google?)

[Malenko]

the one you had to Bing® , I dont recognize your quote at all.

[Ginsu Victim]

Photo added.

[Le Chuck]

Here ya go:

"I thought only hookers drank those things?"
        "Well, I know mom sure likes'em"

  I didn't think it would be such a stumper - it's a fun movie.  I said the second half the quote in a meeting today and two people in the room both got the answer. 

[CheffoJeffo]

"Can I have three farthings for a lump of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- ?"

Since sumone bumped the thread anyways......

Yellowbeard

Thank you. Had to wait 6 years for somebody with good taste.

[wp34]

"Can I have three farthings for a lump of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- ?"

Since sumone bumped the thread anyways......

Yellowbeard

Thank you. Had to wait 6 years for somebody with good taste.

Is that where you have been?   

[pbj]

Waiting for Guffman.  Don't forget the My Dinner with Andre action figures.

 

[spoot]

"Can I have three farthings for a lump of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- ?"

Since sumone bumped the thread anyways......

Yellowbeard

Thank you. Had to wait 6 years for somebody with good taste.

Probably my favorite comedy of all time.

[Ginsu Victim]

Waiting for Guffman.  Don't forget the My Dinner with Andre action figures.

 

PBJ throws a curveball!

[pbj]

Do I have to put up a movie quote now?  I'm too stupid for this game.

[Ginsu Victim]

Do I have to put up a movie quote now?  I'm too stupid for this game.

Nah, I was just shocked by who got it.

Good taste, man. Christopher Guest's movies are easily some of my favorite comedies ever.

[pbj]

I can probably recite 90% of Best in Show.     I think everyone likes the Christopher Guest movie they saw first the best.

[Ginsu Victim]

I love Guffman and Show about equally (watched them both probably thirty times each), and A Mighty Wind almost as much. For Your Consideration I've only seen once, so that should tell you something.

Of course, This is Spinal Tap is great, but I've gotten burned out on it thanks to when VH1 kept showing it over and over. I look forward to renewing my love for it some day soon.

[ark_ader]

I love Guffman and Show about equally (watched them both probably thirty times each), and A Mighty Wind almost as much. For Your Consideration I've only seen once, so that should tell you something.

Of course, This is Spinal Tap is great, but I've gotten burned out on it thanks to when VH1 kept showing it over and over. I look forward to renewing my love for it some day soon.

Here is one from one of my favourite movies:


Your wife is one stupid lady. You wanna go and get drunk?

No takers?

Answer: Outland