Movie quote contest! -throws down gauntlet-

[rhoelsch]

Ok, from memory, here goes:

....enemy deserves no mercy, What is the problem Mister Lawerence?
- *whispers”
- Class, fall in behind me.
- I hear you jumped some of my students last night
- Afraid facts mixed up.
- Are you calling Mr. Lawerence a liar?
- No call no one nothing
- What are you here for, old man?
- Ask leave boy alone
- What’s the matter, the boy can’t take care of his own problems?
- One to one problem, yes; five to one problem, too much ask anyone
- Is that what’s bothering you - the odds? I think we can accommodate you... Do you like matching, Mr. Lawerence?
- Yes, Sensei!
- Now you get your boy on the mat, or you and I will have a serious problem
- Too much advantage, your dojo.
- Name a place.
- (motions head towards poster on wall) Tournament.
- You got real nerve, old man, real nerve...but I think we can accommodate you, can’t we, Mr. Lawerence?
- Yes, Sensei.
- Ask one more thing.
- Make it fast.
- Ask leave boy alone to train.
- You’re a pushy little man, aren’t you? But I like that...I like that...Ok, no one touches the prima donna until the tournament, is that understood?
- Yes Sensei!
- But you don’t show, then it’s open season...on him...and you...

(Ok, I think I boogered up the middle very slightly, but there you go...)
Anyone got a good classic one, or maybe an obscure one that's stuck in your head we can guess? (To answer the unasked, about 45 times)

[myntik1]

I've been down with Cobra Kai since 85 (or thereabouts)

Karate Kid numero uno



How about this one (please say it with a Japanese accent)

What the CGUUVK is a Chinese downhill?

[abrannan]

How about this one (please say it with a Japanese accent)

What the CGUUVK is a Chinese downhill?

Hot Dog: the Movie.





How about this:

I don't mind you shooting me, Frank.  But take it easy on the Bacardi.

[Ed_McCarron]

I don't mind you shooting me, Frank.  But take it easy on the Bacardi.

Scrooged.

Here's a list of places I want this car to be totally unwelcome. Number one: funerals. Number two: affairs of state, you know, real formal ones...ones with...chamber music. Number three: wet golf greens. Number four: the acropolis.

[MustardTent]

[Here's a list of places I want this car to be totally unwelcome. Number one: funerals. Number two: affairs of state, you know, real formal ones...ones with...chamber music. Number three: wet golf greens. Number four: the acropolis.

O.C. and Stiggs.  Too hard.  Here's an easy one.

Jeanine, don't stare at me -- got the bug eyes.

[Ed_McCarron]

Jeanine, don't stare at me -- got the bug eyes.

Hey, noone said they had to be easy.

Ghostbusters?

[boykster]

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shores... burning with the fires of Orc.

[patrickl]

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shores... burning with the fires of Orc.

Blade Runner

How about:

"What? Behind the rabbit?"

[AtomSmasher]

"What? Behind the rabbit?"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I hate snakes, Jock! I hate em!"

[saint]

"What? Behind the rabbit?"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I hate snakes, Jock! I hate em!"

First Indiana Jones, in the plane.

"If you want him, come and claim him."

[Zero_Hour]

"If you want him, come and claim him."

LOTR: Fellowship


"Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night. "

[dstone]

Conan the Barbarian.

"Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension."

[boykster]

"Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil, in another dimension."

The Last Starfighter?

How bout:

And now we enter what must the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe. A perfect replica of the old opera house... But who cares?

[vorghagen]

And now we enter what must the most beautiful concert hall of all the universe. A perfect replica of the old opera house... But who cares?

The Fifth Element.

Oh my god. This is PURE snow. Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

[myntik1]

Better Off Dead

[rhoelsch]

Together we...stole the women and...raped the horses!

[abrannan]

Together we...stole the women and...raped the horses!

A horrible misquote of Three Amigos?



-Wings?  I don't have wings.

-Of course not, you're a boy.

[saint]

Together we...stole the women and...raped the horses!

A horrible misquote of Three Amigos?



-Wings?  I don't have wings.

-Of course not, you're a boy.

The Dark Crystal

[mpm32]

"Charlie don't surf"

[shardian]

"Charlie don't surf"

Apocalypse Now.

New one:

I bet she gives great helmet.

[whammoed]

Spaceballs?


"Nathan needs some huggies"

[Moose13]

"Nathan needs some huggies"


Raising Arizona


"Take her to the zoo, I heard retards like the zoo"

[billpa]

"Take her to the zoo, I heard retards like the zoo"

Rocky

New one:
"If we give into those people, we're giving into all the cute and fuzzy bunnies in the world"

[whammoed]

"If we give into those people, we're giving into all the cute and fuzzy bunnies in the world"

One crazy summer

"Ever seen a grown man naked?"

[Moose13]

Airplane

"none of thie falling down the stairs (poop) The rent's due mother (effer).

[boykster]

"none of thie falling down the stairs (poop) The rent's due mother (effer).

Coming to America


Here's an obscure one

"I understood writing could be dangerous. I didn't realize the danger came from the machinery."

[Zero_Hour]

Obscure, but Awesome. Naked Lunch

"Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips."

[whammoed]

Obscure, but Awesome. Naked Lunch

"Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips."

Blues Brothers

I'm sure this has been in more than one movie, so bonus points if you guess the one I'm thinking of:

"Shut your pie hole!"

[MustardTent]

That was in "Airheads!", to which Samuel L Jackson replied, "Pie hole?  What is that, some sort of cracker slang?"

Next one:

Why do they call you 'Red'?

Maybe it's because I'm Irish.

[shmokes]

Shawshank Redemption (it's an especially funny line they had to create because they chose a black actor for someone who was white and had flaming red hair in the book)




"I would be remiss in my duty if I did not tell you that the idea of intercourse - the act of your firm, young body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... and flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit."

[shardian]

"I would be remiss in my duty if I did not tell you that the idea of intercourse - the act of your firm, young body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... and flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit."

Harold and Maude

I totally cheated - mainly because I thought of a good one and wanted to post it.


"Ling-Ling, you forgot your bling-bling!"

[shmokes]

You should have just posted yours.

[HaRuMaN]

"Ling-Ling, you forgot your bling-bling!"

Hot Chick

"Little Tommy Dagget. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers every night. And then you'd jump in your bed, so afraid that I was under there...and I was!"

[shmokes]

Prophesy




Delmar O'Donnell: The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.
Ulysses Everett McGill: I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?
Delmar O'Donnell: Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine.

[shardian]

Oh brother, Where Art Thou?


"That is one big pile of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. "

[shmokes]

Hmm . . . is that Jurassic Park?

"Whoa"

[shardian]

It is Jurassic park.
Is "Whoa" your quote?

[rhoelsch]

Jaws.

"I'm yo' huckleberry"

[HaRuMaN]

Jaws.

"I'm yo' huckleberry"

Tombstone

"It's in that place where I put that thing that time."

[RetroACTIVE]

"Game over man! Game over!"