Movie quote contest! -throws down gauntlet-

[MustardTent]

"Game over man! Game over!"

Aliens.

I'll leave HarumaN's as the next quote:

"It's in that place where I put that thing that time."

[shmokes]

Whoa's gotta be from Bill & Ted.

   That's ---smurfing--- classic.  Wrong movie, right actor!

[shardian]

Whoa has been said in a crap load of movies. It all depends on how it is said, so a soundbite would be more fitting. I could have said Joey Lawrence from "Blossom" and been just as correct.

[shmokes]

He says whoa in Bill & Ted, doofus. 

That's what makes it so funny, moron.  I'm wasn't making fun of you; I was making fun of Keannu Reeves for being typecast as someone who says a single word.

Whoa has been said in a crap load of movies. It all depends on how it is said, so a soundbite would be more fitting. I could have said Joey Lawrence from "Blossom" and been just as correct.

No . . . you'd have been wrong, cos I was quoting Matrix.  What in hell did you people do with your senses of humor today?  Do you not think it the slightest bit funny that I could put such a ridiculous quote up there and within minutes have someone correctly guess that it was Keannu Reeves.  Jesus Christ, I'm still laughing about it it.

[boykster]

It is Jurassic park.
Is "Whoa" your quote?

Whoa's gotta be from Bill & Ted.

I'd say The Matrix.....

Edit: ah, didn't see later discussion.....

[HaRuMaN]

No one has got mine yet:

"It's in that place where I put that thing that time."

[MustardTent]

No one has got mine yet:

"It's in that place where I put that thing that time."

I think I finally got it -- Hackers?

[boykster]

I never woulda got that one without teh googlez

Here's a softball

"On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy."

[AtomSmasher]

I think MustardTent is right.

"On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy."

Tron

"He was just another drifter who broke the law"

[Jdurg]

I think MustardTent is right.

"On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy."

Tron

"He was just another drifter who broke the law"

Rambo: First Blood.

Now for a more obscure one.


"Well, Here's To Us!"

[AtomSmasher]

"Well, Here's To Us!"

I had to cheat on that one and I can honestly say I never would of gotten it.

[patrickl]

"Well, Here's To Us!"

I had to cheat on that one and I can honestly say I never would of gotten it.

Me neither, but then most of the quotes here I have no idea where they are from. I think Blade Runner and Holy Grail are the only old movies I watched more than once.

The quote reminds me of "Here's looking at you, kid"

[Jdurg]

"Well, Here's To Us!"

I had to cheat on that one and I can honestly say I never would of gotten it.

The only reason I thought of it was because of another quote that was given from a movie whose title reminded me of the quote.  As a hint to those who don't know, I believe it was the only line ever spoken on-screen by that character.

[JackTucky]

Hey everyone.  There's a ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- cloud coming!  Run for your lives.

=J

[Grasshopper]

"I'm yo' huckleberry"

Tombstone. And one of the few Val Kilmer performances that I've enjoyed.

[Grasshopper]

This one's for shmokes:

"you've been transferred to Personnel"

"Personnel? That's for ---uvulas---"

"I worked in Personnel for 10 years"

"Yeah"

[Malenko]

"Well, Here's To Us!"

thats said by jaws but I cant remember which bond movie, so its either "Moon Raker" or "the spy who loved me"





"you've been transferred to Personnel"

"Personnel? That's for ---uvulas---"

"I worked in Personnel for 10 years"

"Yeah"

The Enforcer, one of my fave eastwood films.





name this movie (and you get a cookie!) 2 quotes, to make it easier
"Alright, I'll make out with you. But no f**king 'cause I'm straight. "

and

"Well look who got beaten with the ugly stick. Bob, is that you? My God, I can't believe such an itty bitty gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly Bob! Oh and hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the sh!t comes out the side, you're just a big old sh!tbag aren't you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you sh!t in that thing motherf**ker! "

both said by the same character. It is my all time favorite movie ever

[Jdurg]

It was Jaws at the VERY tail end of Moonraker while he was aboard Hugo Drax' spacestation.

[ark_ader]

Here's two quotes from the same movie and you have to dig deep, but a classic line none the less.

I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble.

You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.




Edit: Added more clues.

[shmokes]

This one's for shmokes:

"you've been transferred to Personnel"

"Personnel? That's for ---uvulas---"

"I worked in Personnel for 10 years"

"Yeah"

Heh . . . I had to look it up.  I've never actually even seen the movie.  I'm such a bad American.

[vorghagen]

Here's two quotes from the same movie and you have to dig deep, but a classic line none the less.

I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble.

You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.

Maltese Falcon. Yep, classic indeed.

"Alright, I'll make out with you. But no f**king 'cause I'm straight. "

and

"Well look who got beaten with the ugly stick. Bob, is that you? My God, I can't believe such an itty bitty gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly Bob! Oh and hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the sh!t comes out the side, you're just a big old sh!tbag aren't you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you sh!t in that thing motherf**ker! "

both said by the same character. It is my all time favorite movie ever

Freeway.
Not a bad flick but I think it was trying a little too hard.

and mine...
"Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."

[ark_ader]

Hunt for Red October.

Insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops

Hint: Cary Grant Classic

[protokatie]

Arsenic and Old Lace?


"You'll have to answer to the cocacola company"

[boykster]

"You'll have to answer to the cocacola company"

Good one

Dr. Strangelove

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.

[patrickl]

"You'll have to answer to the cocacola company"

Good one

Dr. Strangelove

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.

American beauty

I'm probably the only one who enjoyed this movie, but

"If we got sex out of the way, we could relax"

[JeepMonkey]

Hey everyone.  There's a ---Cleveland steamer--- cloud coming!  Run for your lives.
=J

Kingpin

[rhoelsch]

"Killing is my business, and business...is...good!"

[Namco]

and mine...
"Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."

The Hunt for Red October

Here's one:  "Karl!" (utters something in German)... "SHOOT. THE GLASS!"

[patrickl]

Here's one:  "Karl!" (utters something in German)... "SHOOT. THE GLASS!"

Die Hard


Still have mine standing:

                "If we got sex out of the way, we could relax"

hint: after seeing that movie I wanted a didgeridoo

[RetroACTIVE]

"Killing is my business, and business...is...good!"

Major Payne?

"For God sake Jim, I'm a Doctor not a pool man!"

[shardian]

Ace Ventura!
I sadly have the whole pool scene memorized. Actually, I have the whole damn movie memorized.

[shardian]

"I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick! "

Another of my favorites.

[RetroACTIVE]

"I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick! "

Another of my favorites.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space?... I've not seen that since I was a teenager!

[RetroACTIVE]

"Dad.... Eleven-o-clock!" .... "What happens at eleven-o-clock?"

[Ginsu Victim]

"I get dizzy spells. Nausea. Cold sweats. Hot sweats. Fever blisters. Difficulty swallowing. Difficulty breathing. Blurred vision. Involuntary trembling. Dead hands. Weak ankles. Twitching. Fainting spells. Numb lips."

[saint]

"Dad.... Eleven-o-clock!" .... "What happens at eleven-o-clock?"

Indiana Jones, in the airplane.

[vorghagen]

Still have mine standing:

                "If we got sex out of the way, we could relax"

hint: after seeing that movie I wanted a didgeridoo

The Coca Cola kid. I'd never have got it without the hint. Been too long since I've seen that one.

"I get dizzy spells. Nausea. Cold sweats. Hot sweats. Fever blisters. Difficulty swallowing. Difficulty breathing. Blurred vision. Involuntary trembling. Dead hands. Weak ankles. Twitching. Fainting spells. Numb lips."

Joe Versus The Volcano perhaps?


"If I risk my neck for you.... will I get a chance to kill Englishman?"

[AtomSmasher]

"If I risk my neck for you.... will I get a chance to kill Englishman?"

Braveheart

I doubt anyone will get this one, so I'll include a bit of a scene description as well.  I loved this movie when I was younger and this is my favorite line.

[standing in the barracks with taps playing in the distance.]
- "Somebody brung their trumpet."

[Singapura]

Somebody brung their trumpet

Andy Griffith, "No time for Sargents"

Now I'm officially old 

See if you non-Dutch get this one:

English officer: Should anything go wrong, cyanide.
Gus: What flavor? Orange or lemon?

[Ginsu Victim]

"I get dizzy spells. Nausea. Cold sweats. Hot sweats. Fever blisters. Difficulty swallowing. Difficulty breathing. Blurred vision. Involuntary trembling. Dead hands. Weak ankles. Twitching. Fainting spells. Numb lips."

Joe Versus The Volcano perhaps?

Nope.