Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing

[Magnet_Eye]

ok, i am in the clan. now what? can someone guide me on some items that might be useful to me? you guys have a crapload of stuff in the stash!

guess i should goto the gym?

The gym can be a good idea on "stat days" (check the moon phases at kol.coldfront.net), but you lose out on questing to open new areas, and meat from you adventures.  The must-have items (that aren't too expensive) are:

Clockwork maid (made from a meat engine and a frilly skirt) to get extra adventures each day.
Bartender in a box (make drinks without spending adventures)
Chef in a box (Cook food without spending adventures)
Upgrading your campground (Pagoda, house, maybe Evil Golden Arches)
I'd stay out of PvP for a bit

Get yourself a familiar (and it's associated +5lb item).  I like the cocoabo, personally, but a leprechaun can be an asset when you're meat farming.

Go to your profession trainer and make sure to buy the necessary skills.

ok then. i can't afford those items though. bartender in a box is 28,000 meat!? wth, i only have 281 meat! LOL

[Sephroth57]

the only thing i see this is over really, is you wanting to kick people out who havent played in a certain amount of time, so stat boosts cost less. seriously who gives a crap about stat boosts theyre only good for newbies. i think being a group of friends/clan members should come before saving a couple thousand meat per person we kick out who hasnt played in a while

So if we are not buying stat boosts. and we are not going to do clan warfare. What will be using the 17 mill in there for?
Should we stop contributing meat to the clan stash?

well we might as well spend the money on stat boosts. but yeah contributing cash isnt really worth it right now, i think it would be more benficial if u see a good deal on a good food/drink grab some extra throw them in the stash. or just give your would be donation to a new person startin up in the clan



BTW would someone like to be in charge of stat buying? basicly just gotta remember on every stat day to buy that stat. since im not on everyday it would be good to have someone doing this regularly

[lokki]

Also pick out a good outfit. Try to wear the most powerful stuff you can at your level. Since it will help you to not get beat up too often.
There are plently of clothes/hats and weapons in the stash.

[lokki]

ok then. i can't afford those items though. bartender in a box is 28,000 meat!? wth, i only have 281 meat! LOL

don't buy them. Make them yourself.
There are plenty of items in the stash to help you get started. and if you need help with an item let me know.

[lokki]

BTW would someone like to be in charge of stat buying? basicly just gotta remember on every stat day to buy that stat. since im not on everyday it would be good to have someone doing this regularly

I could take care of that. Usually on everyday for a couple of hours

[Brax]

This link will help you when you're making things. When you're at a low levels it pays to make everything. (unless you find a ten meat sale in the mall (after you're level 5))

http://www.agesoftime.com/kol/kol_display.php

[ChadTower]

So it's on now?  What a shame, I cannot counterattack.

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rampy initiated a PvP attack against you. Here's a play-by-play report on how it went down:

Buffed Mysticality: You lost.
Unbuffed Mysticality: You lost.
Buffed Muscle: You won.
Pie-Eating Contest: You lost.
Familiar Kills: You won.

rampy was able to successfully burninate you.

Your PvP Ranking decreased by 19 points.

Your opponent stole some dignity from you.

You lose 67 Fortitude.
You lose 69 Magicalness.
You lose 70 Roguishness.

[rampy]

I think rampy and Seph need to give up clan leadership. Niether of them play the game any more.  I don't want to be leader, I'll be ascending as soon as ascenion rolls around. However, Brax and Lokki are both very active, and either one would be a great leader.

Did I mention that I am the most powerful in the clan? Muwhahaha!

*smack* I passed the torch a while ago after I got to the "end" of the game and started playing less.  I retain all the powers in the background just in case someone goes all ChadTower on us =P, but I created an el presidente class that has all the same rights and control...  I still login every few days to play 180 adventures or so =P

*shrug* If you need someone else elevated, let me know. 

rampy

[rampy]

So it's on now?  What a shame, I cannot counterattack.

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rampy initiated a PvP attack against you. Here's a play-by-play report on how it went down:

Buffed Mysticality: You lost.
Unbuffed Mysticality: You lost.
Buffed Muscle: You won.
Pie-Eating Contest: You lost.
Familiar Kills: You won.

rampy was able to successfully burninate you.

Your PvP Ranking decreased by 19 points.

Your opponent stole some dignity from you.

You lose 67 Fortitude.
You lose 69 Magicalness.
You lose 70 Roguishness.

*shrug* no, it's not "on"... just logged in and thought I'd give you some of the pvp action you crave.

It's funny, by you leaving in the manner you did, you ended up polarizing DOTS and stirring up more interest/participation.

rampy

[ChadTower]

*shrug* no, it's not "on"... just logged in and thought I'd give you some of the pvp action you crave.

Fair enough.  You got lucky, nearly any other criteria and I win that battle.  You're too low for me to return attack, too.  Nice one.

It's funny, by you leaving in the manner you did, you ended up polarizing DOTS and stirring up more interest/participation.

Who says that wasn't intentional?  My unstated intention was to add a new dimension to the game that being in DOTS was suppressing.

[Shape D.]

Hey Magmet_Eye  check your messages in KOL.

Does anyone know when our forum will be back up?

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[mnm1200]

I'm sort of wondering if it's not down for good. It's been a long time...

Hey Magmet_Eye  check your messages in KOL.

Does anyone know when our forum will be back up?

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[ChadTower]

It's not down, I took that with me when I left too.

[Zakk]

Oh good, glad I didn't bother with it then. 

[abrannan]

It's not down, I took that with me when I left too.

*chuckle*

[xar256]

Well...This seems like a good time to remind people of the DotSC yahoogroup I started up for just such a purpose.  <And no...I won't be packing up my toys and going home with it>
All current members of DOTS are welcome to join.  But please send me you're ingame name when you send your application to the group.  It's not a high traffic board <at this point anyways> but it's probably a good way to communicate and plan stuff 'privatly' between members of the clan.

http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/dotsc_kol/

Xar256

[mnm1200]

Personally I don't really like Yahoo groups.

There is one set up now at Invisionfree (if no one minds)

http://semicolondefenders.tk/

(If the redirection doesn't work, try http://s9.invisionfree.com/dots/)

Just use http://s9.invisionfree.com/dots/ instead. The .tk redirection is painfully slow =/

[rampy]

i don't mind... It wouldn't be my place to mind, even if I did mind, which i don't, mind that is... mind you.

=)

[mnm1200]

i don't mind... It wouldn't be my place to mind, even if I did mind, which i don't, mind that is... mind you.

=)

oops. lol. i guess i forgot who the leader was then. will the real evildruid please stand up

[Sephroth57]

yeah thats fine mnm, i dont like yahoo groups either so any kind of message board would be better than nothing.

i will make a clan announcement with the new URL

[Brax]

It's not down, I took that with me when I left too.

That was Classic. I actually snorted my drink. Ha!
It appears widdle Chaddy waddy didn't get enough Sesame Street growing up.

[DarkKobold]

i don't mind... It wouldn't be my place to mind, even if I did mind, which i don't, mind that is... mind you.

=)

Would you mind if I mind to whatever the hell this says?

[lokki]

In case you haven't noticed it's It's Porktober 8th!

You may go trick or treating for candy

[Sephroth57]

hey lokki incase you didnt notice i promoted you so you can take over stat buys on stat days. congrats =)


whats with the costume thing, i havent had time to play yet today can you just wear any full outfit, like a star garb or something?

[Generic Eric]

I paid x amount of meat for the dos board we were using before.  You may know that the site that hosted the space had, oddly enough,  an alleged DOS attack.

The space has since been provided back to me, but I have been left on my own to set up the board.   Which obviously hasn't gone well so far.

I hope to contact the person who is hosting the space and talk business to set it back up.  We will see how that goes.

To mnm1200, I can log in to your board, but I can't post. but i can only post on the market place board.

[mnm1200]

To mnm1200, I can log in to your board, but I can't post. but i can only post on the market place board.

OK, I'm looking into it. It seems that server 9 (where the boards are hosted) is a new server and they're having a few problems with it. I currently cannot get into the Admin CP to fix the permissions on the boards =/

[mnm1200]

To mnm1200, I can log in to your board, but I can't post. but i can only post on the market place board.

OK, I'm looking into it. It seems that server 9 (where the boards are hosted) is a new server and they're having a few problems with it. I currently cannot get into the Admin CP to fix the permissions on the boards =/

OK works now

[Shape D.]

Yayyyyyyy......      I finally got it.      Only four weeks of pvp for food.

ZBart is made significantly more difficult to attack by his house.

You are forced to stop and smell the pretty flowers before attacking. It takes some of the contempt out of you, and makes you feel less Moxious. Wuss.

Your opponent's Spooky Scarecrow glares at you menacingly. It makes you a little nervous, and your muscles get a little shaky.

There's some barbed-wire fence around your opponent's campsite. You manage to slide under it without injury.

Your opponent's white picket fence looks so idyllic that it sort of puts you out of the mood for fighting. Sigh.

Your opponent's campsite has really good Feng Shui. Your Mysticality doesn't work as well here as it usually does.

You call ZBart out, and your battle begins...

You attempt to Burninate ZBart. Your magical gambit is successful! POW!

You challenge your opponent to a game of Telekinetic Ping-Pong -- raw Mysticality vs. raw Mysticality. You win the round! ZAP!

ZBart challenges you to a dancing contest. Try as you might, you are unable to outdance this particular dancing fool. Oof!

ZBart arranges an impromptu fashion show. The judges declare your clothes to be far more stylish than your opponent's. BOOF!

ZBart challenges you to a purity test. Your opponent has fewer active effects than you, and is therefore deemed more pure. Ugh!

You've won the fight!

Your PvP Ranking increased by 10 points.

You take an item from your opponent.
   You acquire an item: toast

[Shape D.]

Two cool things in one day, One Million Meat Baby.  TPS here I come.

[rampy]

you want my TPS?

rampy

[Shape D.]

you want my TPS?

rampy

umm no. 

sure how much would you want for it.

by the way the mall is lame when I started saving up for a TPS they were 1.4 mill. Now the lowest price in the mall is 3.2mill.

[Sephroth57]

hmm interesting they went up, i knew they would eventually. I bought mine for 2 mill when they first came out, theyre necessary for the best drinks in the game and as more people join and want them the prices will only keep raising


edit: i convinced myself to buy a few TPS lol, figure they will sell for more someday

[rampy]

you want my TPS?

rampy

umm no. 

sure how much would you want for it.

by the way the mall is lame when I started saving up for a TPS they were 1.4 mill. Now the lowest price in the mall is 3.2mill.

25k meat, 1 hell ramen, 2 barbed wire fences, 2 bouquets of flowers, 1 chewing gum on a string, 5 salty dogs, and an arse hat.

(seriously)

rampy

[Shape D.]

you want my TPS?

rampy

umm no. 

sure how much would you want for it.

by the way the mall is lame when I started saving up for a TPS they were 1.4 mill. Now the lowest price in the mall is 3.2mill.

25k meat, 1 hell ramen, 2 barbed wire fences, 2 bouquets of flowers, 1 chewing gum on a string, 5 salty dogs, and an arse hat.

(seriously)

rampy

Deal.

[JoyMonkey]

I'm lost. Is TPS a Tiny Plastic Sword?
I've got one (I think I got it while adventuring on the obligatory pirates cove) and have no idea what to do with it.

[Sephroth57]

yeah TPS = tiny plastic sword. you can only get them from the crimbo stockings that came out for Xmas and you cant get them from anything else. theyre used to make the best drinks in the game and theyre reusable

check out http://kol.coldfront.net/  for recipes

[JoyMonkey]

Oh yeah, it came from a Chrimbo stocking. I have no idea where that came from. I haven't even attempted to mix cocktails yet, I should probably hold onto the TPS for later on, huh?

[Sephroth57]

yeah definately keep it, its worth about 3.8 million =P

[Shape D.]

Sweet, Thanks rampy.

Anyone know what the Mysticality TPS drink is. I thought it was the grogotini. I guess I was wrong.

[DarkKobold]

There are a couple myst drinks now. All confusing in such. In other news, this thread just became third. I can not let that happen.

Lets all prepare for ascension by posting stupid drivel, such as:

OMGWTFX0R Boozer ASCENDED Noesssss.

Anyway, I'm trying to stock up on meat and consumables, I'll ascend my multi asap to reap the benefits of the mall.