Everyone in my life is getting cheap ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- from Amazon. They all buy whatever they want when they want it, so there's no 'need' to fill with any of them.
Of the family I see often enough to warrant buying them presents:
Wife is getting flannel pajamas and fuzzy socks.
Uncle is getting gold plated poker cards. His tablet came back to life with a factory restore, so that's a freebie christmas miracle.
Father is getting infrared laser thermometer I'll label as an ebola detector and single barrel rum.
Stuck on mother and grandmother. Probably high quality consumables. I've been gathering pecans from the yard that have been fertilized with carcinogens and dog ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---.
