Word, I noticed that earlier. Welcome. Always nice to have a fellow ground pounder in the mix. Do you like jokes?
So this Marine is in the airport waiting on a flight. This 7 year old boy comes up and asks if he can try on the Marine's dress cap. The Marine, noting that the kid is on the same flight consents and smiles as the kid totally flips out at getting to wear a Marine's headgear. The kid is running around 90 miles an hour and realizes that he needs to use the head so off he goes. Once in the bathroom he's using a pisser next to an old crusty Seabee who happens to be waiting on a flight. Feeling a bit... anxious, the Seabee leans over and says to the kid, "Hey, you wanna suck my dick?" The kid looks up and says, "Oh gosh no mister, I'm not a real Marine, I just borrowed the hat."