That's pretty funny!

I worked with a lady who had a comment like that once.
Typical corporate America management decided everyone was moving desks/cubicles within the office. So everyone had to box up there stuff, label it, come in early and unpack. They did this over a weekend so that they could have movers in over two days to move it.
She got her boxes in her cube and put them under her desk until she had time to go through them all. She noticed one had a hole chewed in a corner from where a mouse had gotten to it.
So she stood up and announced to her team (all males) that she had "A critter under her desk munching on her box".
I just about pissed myself I was laughing so hard.