Author Topic: The Beer Countdown (Read 12764 times)

DarkKobold · « **Reply #120 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:04:07 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 31, 2005, 09:12:42 am

Quote from: bosss7 on October 30, 2005, 02:14:17 pm
The BOTTOM of the can gets crushed on the forehead. I guess if you've had too many, top and bottom become alien concepts.

Stingray · « **Reply #121 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:05:55 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 04, 2005, 03:02:48 pm

Quote from: Stingray on November 04, 2005, 02:58:30 pm
Zombie movies all start with a dozen sorority girls having a naked pillowfight. Well, that's how they'd start if I made zombie movies.

-S

that's how I'd make every movie if I lived in Hollywood

That's it, we're moving to hollywood. I've got a couple hundred bucks, how much could a movie studio possibly cost?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #122 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:06:33 pm »

Uh, yeah... ever see that 3rd grade science trick where you can support 50lb on top of an egg?

Stingray · « **Reply #123 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:08:46 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 03:06:33 pm

BTW, who cares about making a movie if you've got naked chicks and pillows.

I like the way you think. I'm making you an executive producer.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #124 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:10:37 pm »

I make movies to attract naked chicks and pillows.

If the naked chicks and pillows show up before I make the movie, it saves me a lot of trouble.

Thus, I have never made a movie.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #125 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:15:12 pm »

how about a movie about naked chicks having a pillow fight against hot naked chick zombies

ChadTower · « **Reply #126 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:17:25 pm »

You'd still be making less than optimally efficient use of a group of naked chicks.

Work smarter, not harder.

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #127 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:18:50 pm »

Can you incorporate giant-robot fighting cheerleaders somehow?

ChadTower · « **Reply #128 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:19:31 pm »

You guys need to go back to middle school or something to learn how to make best use of naked chicks.

Stingray · « **Reply #129 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:20:49 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 03:17:25 pm

Work smarter, not harder.

In this case I think smarter and harder sort of go as group package.

Hehehehe... package...

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #130 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:24:22 pm »

Yeah, but these guys have a group of naked chicks and they're still trying to figure out how to film them fighting robots.

Not smarter = not harder.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #131 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:24:54 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 03:19:31 pm

You guys need to go back to middle school or something to learn how to make best use of naked chicks.

well they all don't need to be in the movies at the same time, besides we need to make a little money to survive in hollywood. I don't think Stingrays couple hundred dollars isn't going to last us very long

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #132 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:25:19 pm »

Maybe we can out-source to Bollywood.

Stingray · « **Reply #133 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:27:57 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 04, 2005, 03:24:54 pm

I don't think Stingrays couple hundred dollars isn't going to last us very long

Really? I figured that would be enough to float us for a good decade. Okay, scratch the hollywood idea. We need a gov't grant for researching something, something, that involves a lot of hot naked chicks and no zombies or robots.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #134 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:29:47 pm »

you mean like studing the affects of hot chicks pillow fighting

Stingray · « **Reply #135 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:38:22 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 04, 2005, 03:29:47 pm

you mean like studing the affects of hot chicks pillow fighting

How about the effects of alcohol on hot chicks while pillowfighting naked>

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #136 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:39:12 pm »

I say the effects of drunken pillowfighting as a precursor to sex.

AC. · « **Reply #137 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:42:39 pm »

Still talking about beer right? I think the drunk forum is a good idea, it could last for however long....but only post there when intoxicated.

Check the drink wheel 1st at:
http://www.intox.com/wheel/drinkwheel.asp

then post your BAC - and start rambling!

missioncontrol · « **Reply #138 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:46:54 pm »

Quote from: Ascar9 on November 04, 2005, 03:42:39 pm

Still talking about beer right? I think the drunk forum is a good idea, it could last for however long....but only post there when intoxicated.

Check the drink wheel 1st at:
http://www.intox.com/wheel/drinkwheel.asp

then post your BAC - and start rambling!

hey don't interupt when we're talking about naked chicks pillow fighting

Stingray · « **Reply #139 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:49:13 pm »

Well, to be fair, we were also talking about getting them drunk.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #140 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:52:54 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 03:39:12 pm

I say the effects of drunken pillowfighting as a precursor to sex.

looks like we have a hypothesis now to start filling out the papers so we can get the government grant

Stingray · « **Reply #141 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:55:35 pm »

Okay, clearly I'm too lazy to do paperwork. Somebody else gets to do that part. Wake me up when the naked chicks get here.

-S

AC. · « **Reply #142 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:55:45 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 04, 2005, 03:46:54 pm

Quote from: Ascar9 on November 04, 2005, 03:42:39 pm
Still talking about beer right? I think the drunk forum is a good idea, it could last for however long....but only post there when intoxicated.

Check the drink wheel 1st at:
http://www.intox.com/wheel/drinkwheel.asp

then post your BAC - and start rambling!

hey don't interupt when we're talking about naked chicks pillow fighting

True, that is not a subject I ever want to interrupt. ..... 'course I imagine all girl parties to be the same: talk about pretty bows and flowers, strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #143 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:01:05 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on November 04, 2005, 03:55:35 pm

Okay, clearly I'm too lazy to do paperwork. Somebody else gets to do that part. Wake me up when the naked chicks get here.

-S

allright Chad looks like you're the responsible one let us know when your done.

ChadTower · « **Reply #144 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:08:25 pm »

Dude. Not smart.

If you are asleep when the naked chicks get here I ain't waking you. Your butt can stay asleep while I do the research.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #145 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:11:41 pm »

ha I'm setting an alarm clock.

now what time is it again when the chicks arrive?

Stingray · « **Reply #146 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:12:16 pm »

Eleventy thirty.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #147 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:14:14 pm »

Yeah, set it for then. That way you can wake up to say goodbye to the naked chicks.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #148 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:18:18 pm »

dude the way I see it is that this study should at least take six months who do you think I am Rip Van Wrinkle or something of course I'll be awake before they leave

ChadTower · « **Reply #149 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:22:40 pm »

Yeah, like we're going to allow you to wake up at any point while the chicks are here.

Stingray · « **Reply #150 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:24:11 pm »

Yeah, we have a special night stick to use to keep you sedated. Chad says he has some plans for that when you two are alone together. I don't know what he meant by that, but if you need me I'll be out getting more beer.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #151 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:25:27 pm »

Night stick, you amateur.

He falls asleep he gets an IV and a medically induced coma.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #152 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:55:43 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on November 04, 2005, 04:24:11 pm

Yeah, we have a special night stick to use to keep you sedated. Chad says he has some plans for that when you two are alone together. I don't know what he meant by that, but if you need me I'll be out getting more beer.

-S

right.. like you've got enough ambition to look for your car keys

ChadTower · « **Reply #153 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:56:34 pm »

He keeps his beer in the shed. He's stocked for a month ahead of time.

Duh.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #154 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:00:30 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 04:56:34 pm

He keeps his beer in the shed. He's stocked for a month ahead of time.

Duh.

Drat

he probibly has it delivered just so that way he doesn't have to restock it himself

ChadTower · « **Reply #155 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:03:16 pm »

Deilvery. Buh.

It's on the town beer system, like water and sewer.

ChadTower · « **Reply #156 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:05:49 pm »

You know, as I keep staring at my last post...

...I think I have come up with a truly, remarkably, amazingly awesome concept.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #157 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:06:34 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 05:03:16 pm

Deilvery. Buh.

It's on the town beer system, like water and sewer.

in that case I'm moving to Oklahoma

missioncontrol · « **Reply #158 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:09:55 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 05:05:49 pm

You know, as I keep staring at my last post...

...I think I have come up with a truly, remarkably, amazingly awesome concept.

we need to incorporate that idea in our government study

imagine naked girls pillowfighting and a beer

that's it I'm voting you president with those ideas

ChadTower · « **Reply #159 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:13:09 pm »

No way I want to be President.


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