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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2005, 03:59:58 pm »
how long after bannation before you ended up pasing out?

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2005, 04:02:15 pm »
2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2005, 04:04:41 pm »
2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.

I only gave you about 10 more minutes...


guess I was wrong on that one.............

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2005, 04:05:50 pm »
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2005, 04:08:43 pm »
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #45 on: October 29, 2005, 04:09:58 pm »

He had to stay awake long enough to teabag his other two mates into the bathroom tiles.  Can't leave them out.

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #46 on: October 29, 2005, 04:13:27 pm »
note to self:

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #47 on: October 29, 2005, 04:16:31 pm »

He had to stay awake long enough to teabag his other two mates into the bathroom tiles.  Can't leave them out.
There were two of him towards the end of the night.

What the hell is teabagging?
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #48 on: October 29, 2005, 04:52:37 pm »

Dropping the speedbags onto the face.

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2005, 10:19:16 am »
everyone still non-banned?
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #50 on: October 30, 2005, 12:52:12 pm »

Yeah, but no drinking for me today until later tonight.  I went this morning to pick up all that test equipment and am taking the wife and kids to see Beauty and the Beast on stage in an hour.  Front section, front row, center seats.   ;D

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #51 on: October 30, 2005, 01:07:18 pm »
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #52 on: October 30, 2005, 01:08:17 pm »
Always room for de-improvement
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #53 on: October 30, 2005, 01:17:06 pm »
sounds like that takes alot of effort.

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #54 on: October 30, 2005, 01:19:42 pm »
Nonsense. 3 easy steps.

1. Open beer can
2. Skull beer
3. Crush can on forehead

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #55 on: October 30, 2005, 01:53:26 pm »
the last time I tried, once i gaine consiousness I had a beg ring dented in my forehed

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #56 on: October 30, 2005, 02:14:17 pm »
The BOTTOM of the can gets crushed on the forehead. I guess if you've had too many, top and bottom become alien concepts.  ;)
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #57 on: October 30, 2005, 02:29:37 pm »
well if your going to do it. might as well over do it........

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #58 on: October 31, 2005, 09:10:33 am »
2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.

I only gave you about 10 more minutes...


guess I was wrong on that one.............

I gave you about ten seconds. :)

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #59 on: October 31, 2005, 09:12:42 am »
The BOTTOM of the can gets crushed on the forehead. I guess if you've had too many, top and bottom become alien concepts.

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #60 on: October 31, 2005, 09:16:07 am »
I think it's more accurate to say that most people never try it at all. :)

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #61 on: October 31, 2005, 09:18:34 am »
2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.

I only gave you about 10 more minutes...


guess I was wrong on that one.............

I gave you about ten seconds. :)

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #62 on: October 31, 2005, 09:20:00 am »
2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.

I only gave you about 10 more minutes...


guess I was wrong on that one.............

I gave you about ten seconds. :)

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #63 on: October 31, 2005, 09:20:11 am »
I think it's more accurate to say that most people never try it at all. :)

I bet those are the people who never learn to funnel a beer either.

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #64 on: October 31, 2005, 09:23:42 am »
the only thing i funnel is oil into my car.

what's wrong with drinking from a glass. you Uhmerican and your beer bongs.  ;)
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #65 on: October 31, 2005, 09:27:17 am »

You can funnel a 12oz beer in less than 2 seconds.  That is the point.

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #66 on: October 31, 2005, 09:28:25 am »
I guess if the beer is as bad as Bud-light, you have to skull it that fast  ;D
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #67 on: October 31, 2005, 09:29:54 am »

Mostly used to catch up when everyone else is drunker than you are... also, fun to watch when someone effs it up.  If they get it wrong it comes out their nose at high speed and they spit beer all over the place.

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #68 on: October 31, 2005, 09:31:20 am »
I think it's more accurate to say that most people never try it at all. :)

I bet those are the people who never learn to funnel a beer either.

I imagine that the two groups do overlap quite a lot.

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #69 on: October 31, 2005, 09:33:57 am »
so it's a bit like shots. i tried to a line of 20 at a party one. got up to number 16. the shot went over my shoulder as I couldn't seem to find my mouth.  :P
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #70 on: October 31, 2005, 09:39:41 am »
so it's a bit like shots. i tried to a line of 20 at a party one. got up to number 16. the shot went over my shoulder as I couldn't seem to find my mouth.

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #71 on: October 31, 2005, 09:41:26 am »
have you the lady's number by any chance?
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #72 on: October 31, 2005, 09:42:55 am »
I'll betcha a lot of guys asked for it that night. ;)

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #73 on: October 31, 2005, 09:50:13 am »
12oz down the gullet in about a second.  A pro can do two or three of them.

I saw someone do a 4 pint beer-bong in ~2 seconds once.  He repeatedly did it and was still able to go surfing (this was ~7am after an all-nighter).  Goodness knows how he did it...

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #74 on: October 31, 2005, 09:50:59 am »
That was the type of party where no one went home with a number because no one went home alone.

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #75 on: October 31, 2005, 09:54:33 am »
I forgot to mention the chick was about 15...
She must be a real pro by now.  :) :) :)
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #76 on: October 31, 2005, 09:55:09 am »
That was the type of party where no one went home with a number because no one went home alone.
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #77 on: October 31, 2005, 09:55:52 am »

I should probably mention, for legal purposes, that I was 15 myself at the time.   :angel:

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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #78 on: October 31, 2005, 09:57:22 am »

I should probably mention, for legal purposes, that I was 15 myself at the time.   :angel:
come on. Like we'd believe you would have a chance with a 15 year old.  :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: The Beer Countdown
« Reply #79 on: October 31, 2005, 09:58:49 am »

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