Author Topic: The Beer Countdown (Read 12762 times)

Stingray · « **on:** October 28, 2005, 04:12:43 pm »

Ice cold Shiner Bock waiting for me in the fridge. 40 minutes until I can leave here and go home to enjoy it. Don't worry, I won't post after I start drinking.

Who else has a few weekend brews waiting for you to get off work?

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:13:23 pm »

in the freezer, full bottle of jager. in the fridge, couple coronas, couple sam adams, and redbull =)

Jabba · « **Reply #2 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:14:34 pm »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on October 28, 2005, 04:13:23 pm

in the freezer, full bottle of jager. in the fridge, couple coronas, couple sam adams, and redbull =)

I never mix beer brands. Makes you sick. I stick to the same kind...

missioncontrol · « **Reply #3 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:15:10 pm »

you got to come back and post drunk...

it's the latest craze........

besides it would be very funny if half the board was banned over the weekend.....

ChadTower · « **Reply #4 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:15:18 pm »

I went through a whole bottle of cherry whiskey this week... I think I'm down to like one Coors Light that my father in law left behind.

Need to pick some stuff up.

Jabba · « **Reply #5 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:16:03 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 28, 2005, 04:15:18 pm

Need to pick some stuff up.

Oregano?

ChadTower · « **Reply #6 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:16:23 pm »

No, no, oregano was never my style. Didn't like it.

Stingray · « **Reply #7 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:18:04 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on October 28, 2005, 04:15:10 pm

you got to come back and post drunk...

it's the latest craze........

besides it would be very funny if half the board was banned over the weekend.....

If I think about it, and feel like I have the patience to deal with my home dialup, I'll come in and post once or twice. I have no intention of relieving myself on anyone's "back door" though.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #8 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:20:40 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on October 28, 2005, 04:18:04 pm

If I think about it, and feel like I have the patience to deal with my home dialup, I'll come in and post once or twice. I have no intention of relieving myself on anyone's "back door" though.

Oh great, so now I gotta cover your workload and fill this weekend's booty call from Seph's mom. Thanks.

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #9 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:25:55 pm »

Camping this weekend. Cooler full 'o ice and Yuengling, with a 6 pack of Guinness rattle-cans mixed in for good measure.

My friends laugh at me when I bring a pint glass camping - it just seems wrong to drink Guinness out of a can.

Then again, they laughed when I had an air conditioner ducttaped into the tent window in July...

My wife mixes up some foo-foo drink with vodka and peach schnapps.

The two year old gets juice boxes.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:27:11 pm »

i would probably do the same thing with the AC lol. i hate being outside when its hot, im not a camper at all

ChadTower · « **Reply #11 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:27:41 pm »

that's pretty wussbag.

Stingray · « **Reply #12 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:29:47 pm »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on October 28, 2005, 04:27:11 pm

i would probably do the same thing with the AC lol. i hate being outside when its hot, im not a camper at all

I actually took a day off work to get my A/C repaired when it stopped working last summer. I called every place in the book until I found someone who could be there the same day. A/C is the greatest invention of the 20th century.

-S

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #13 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:30:13 pm »

Yup. I'm a big, old, comfortable wussbag.

I spend all week on various construction sites. Why suffer when I'm supposed to be relaxing?

EDit: Or were you referring to the pint glass?

Stingray · « **Reply #14 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:31:26 pm »

20 minutes until Stingray's Beer Time.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #15 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:34:09 pm »

No, I was definitely calling the AC wussbag.

Stingray · « **Reply #16 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:41:18 pm »

ten minutes.

-S

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #17 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:45:13 pm »

Well, in that case, I won't tell you that I'm taking an electric heater with me this weekend.

Being a comfortable wuss is the cross I'll have to bear, I guess.

EDit: Also taking a video projector, screen, and the kids DVD player so that they can watch movies before bed. Guess I should just have em rub sticks together, wipe their a$$es with leaves, and sleep under a pile of hay...

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #18 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:47:58 pm »

Now, back to the beer.

JackTucky · « **Reply #19 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:51:49 pm »

I got my keg on high as usual. IM'ing my boss, then I'm upstairs to start, er, cooking.

Art

AC. · « **Reply #20 on:** October 28, 2005, 05:02:37 pm »

Jim Beam.
Not the cheap stuff tonight (Ten-High).

AmericanDemon · « **Reply #21 on:** October 28, 2005, 05:13:29 pm »

Lots of high quality oregano, Budweiser, Baccardi, Jager, and Goldschlager. Gonna get totally ---fouled up beyond all recognition---.

AC. · « **Reply #22 on:** October 28, 2005, 05:42:53 pm »

Should compare these responses with this similar topic last month:

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?topic=43192.0

To check for RED FLAGS and increased tolerance.

ChadTower · « **Reply #23 on:** October 28, 2005, 06:03:20 pm »

Bah, yeah, only one beer in the whole house, and it is a light beer.

Eff that, need to get something. My leg is killing me, swelling like crazy below the knee now.

Stingray · « **Reply #24 on:** October 28, 2005, 08:02:38 pm »

So yeah, just checkin' in fom the other side. Nowhere near bosss7's level though.

-S

Jabba · « **Reply #25 on:** October 28, 2005, 08:16:07 pm »

I'm at my brothers. A couple of Molson Exports and a Steve Earle concert on the TV.

...and

... Nowhere NEAR where bosss7 was at (man, he was wasted)!

missioncontrol · « **Reply #26 on:** October 28, 2005, 11:18:02 pm »

slackers pick up the pace....

Stingray · « **Reply #27 on:** October 28, 2005, 11:38:34 pm »

Not feeling at all bad.

Still don't think I'm even close to bosss7's ballpark though. I'm not even playing in his league.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #28 on:** October 28, 2005, 11:40:02 pm »

I think he said it was around 5:00 his time so you still have a while to catch up

Stingray · « **Reply #29 on:** October 28, 2005, 11:42:51 pm »

Hell, I'm used to waking up at 5 am. I'm already up way past my bedtime.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #30 on:** October 28, 2005, 11:43:27 pm »

sleep is over-rated anyway

Stingray · « **Reply #31 on:** October 28, 2005, 11:47:42 pm »

Maybe so, but I'm still a big fan.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #32 on:** October 28, 2005, 11:51:03 pm »

you'll have plenty of time to sleep when your 6 feet under..........

ChadTower · « **Reply #33 on:** October 29, 2005, 07:52:26 am »

Didn't get drunk... my leg swelled up like crazy and my ankle suddenly bruised up all around it. Went to urgent care, was told I've probably been walking on a torn meniscus and strained ACL, and the swelling was fluid dropping from the knee. The bruising aroudn the ankle is all the blood from the bruises all over my shin travelling down with the knee fluid.

Gotta see the ortho on thursday.

Jabba · « **Reply #34 on:** October 29, 2005, 09:29:33 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 29, 2005, 07:52:26 am

Didn't get drunk... my leg swelled up like crazy and my ankle suddenly bruised up all around it.

ChadTower · « **Reply #35 on:** October 29, 2005, 11:40:33 am »

Doesn't hurt much, it's swelling that is the problem.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #36 on:** October 29, 2005, 03:13:06 pm »

you wouldn't have gotten hurt if you spent more time on the couch insted of outside activities.........

just think how much money you'd save in doctoer bills and medication if you had only bought a $3000 TV

ChadTower · « **Reply #37 on:** October 29, 2005, 03:43:13 pm »

Yeah, I want to be 50 in 2025 and only be able to say I spent my life on the ---smurfing--- couch. That's how I want to have lived.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #38 on:** October 29, 2005, 03:47:04 pm »

that's the spirit

you know that couch is calling you.....

Harry Potter · « **Reply #39 on:** October 29, 2005, 03:57:00 pm »

drink more beers and the floor will call even sooner

missioncontrol · « **Reply #40 on:** October 29, 2005, 03:59:58 pm »

how long after bannation before you ended up pasing out?

Harry Potter · « **Reply #41 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:02:15 pm »

2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #42 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:04:41 pm »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 29, 2005, 04:02:15 pm

2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.

I only gave you about 10 more minutes...

guess I was wrong on that one.............

Harry Potter · « **Reply #43 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:05:50 pm »

missioncontrol · « **Reply #44 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:08:43 pm »

you da man.........

ChadTower · « **Reply #45 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:09:58 pm »

He had to stay awake long enough to teabag his other two mates into the bathroom tiles. Can't leave them out.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #46 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:13:27 pm »

note to self:

never ever ever pass out around bosss7

Harry Potter · « **Reply #47 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:16:31 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 29, 2005, 04:09:58 pm

He had to stay awake long enough to teabag his other two mates into the bathroom tiles. Can't leave them out.

There were two of him towards the end of the night.

What the hell is teabagging?

ChadTower · « **Reply #48 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:52:37 pm »

Dropping the speedbags onto the face.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #49 on:** October 30, 2005, 10:19:16 am »

everyone still non-banned?

ChadTower · « **Reply #50 on:** October 30, 2005, 12:52:12 pm »

Yeah, but no drinking for me today until later tonight. I went this morning to pick up all that test equipment and am taking the wife and kids to see Beauty and the Beast on stage in an hour. Front section, front row, center seats.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #51 on:** October 30, 2005, 01:07:18 pm »

missioncontrol status: currently un-banned at the present time.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #52 on:** October 30, 2005, 01:08:17 pm »

Always room for de-improvement

missioncontrol · « **Reply #53 on:** October 30, 2005, 01:17:06 pm »

sounds like that takes alot of effort.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #54 on:** October 30, 2005, 01:19:42 pm »

Nonsense. 3 easy steps.

1. Open beer can
2. Skull beer
3. Crush can on forehead

repeat until banned.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #55 on:** October 30, 2005, 01:53:26 pm »

the last time I tried, once i gaine consiousness I had a beg ring dented in my forehed

Harry Potter · « **Reply #56 on:** October 30, 2005, 02:14:17 pm »

The BOTTOM of the can gets crushed on the forehead. I guess if you've had too many, top and bottom become alien concepts.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #57 on:** October 30, 2005, 02:29:37 pm »

well if your going to do it. might as well over do it........

Stingray · « **Reply #58 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:10:33 am »

Quote from: Ghostbuster on October 29, 2005, 04:04:41 pm

Quote from: bosss7 on October 29, 2005, 04:02:15 pm
2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.

I only gave you about 10 more minutes...

guess I was wrong on that one.............

I gave you about ten seconds.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #59 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:12:42 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 30, 2005, 02:14:17 pm

The BOTTOM of the can gets crushed on the forehead. I guess if you've had too many, top and bottom become alien concepts.

Stingray · « **Reply #60 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:16:07 am »

I think it's more accurate to say that most people never try it at all.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #61 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:18:34 am »

Quote from: Stingray on October 31, 2005, 09:10:33 am

Quote from: Ghostbuster on October 29, 2005, 04:04:41 pm
Quote from: bosss7 on October 29, 2005, 04:02:15 pm
2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.

I only gave you about 10 more minutes...

guess I was wrong on that one.............

I gave you about ten seconds.

-S

your faith in your fellow board ~~drunks~~ members is astonishing

Stingray · « **Reply #62 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:20:00 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 31, 2005, 09:18:34 am

Quote from: Stingray on October 31, 2005, 09:10:33 am
Quote from: Ghostbuster on October 29, 2005, 04:04:41 pm
Quote from: bosss7 on October 29, 2005, 04:02:15 pm
2 hours roughly. I had about 4 more Jack Daniels with fanta before that though.

I only gave you about 10 more minutes...

guess I was wrong on that one.............

I gave you about ten seconds.

-S
your faith in your fellow board ~~drunks~~ members is astonishing

I'm actually pretty suprised that you were able to type without hurting yourself.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #63 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:20:11 am »

Quote from: Stingray on October 31, 2005, 09:16:07 am

I think it's more accurate to say that most people never try it at all.

I bet those are the people who never learn to funnel a beer either.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #64 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:23:42 am »

the only thing i funnel is oil into my car.

what's wrong with drinking from a glass. you Uhmerican and your beer bongs.

ChadTower · « **Reply #65 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:27:17 am »

You can funnel a 12oz beer in less than 2 seconds. That is the point.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #66 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:28:25 am »

I guess if the beer is as bad as Bud-light, you have to skull it that fast

ChadTower · « **Reply #67 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:29:54 am »

Mostly used to catch up when everyone else is drunker than you are... also, fun to watch when someone effs it up. If they get it wrong it comes out their nose at high speed and they spit beer all over the place.

Stingray · « **Reply #68 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:31:20 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 31, 2005, 09:20:11 am

Quote from: Stingray on October 31, 2005, 09:16:07 am
I think it's more accurate to say that most people never try it at all.

I bet those are the people who never learn to funnel a beer either.

I imagine that the two groups do overlap quite a lot.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #69 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:33:57 am »

so it's a bit like shots. i tried to a line of 20 at a party one. got up to number 16. the shot went over my shoulder as I couldn't seem to find my mouth.

ChadTower · « **Reply #70 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:39:41 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on October 31, 2005, 09:33:57 am

so it's a bit like shots. i tried to a line of 20 at a party one. got up to number 16. the shot went over my shoulder as I couldn't seem to find my mouth.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #71 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:41:26 am »

have you the lady's number by any chance?

Stingray · « **Reply #72 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:42:55 am »

I'll betcha a lot of guys asked for it that night.

-S

Minwah · « **Reply #73 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:50:13 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 31, 2005, 09:39:41 am

12oz down the gullet in about a second. A pro can do two or three of them.

I saw someone do a 4 pint beer-bong in ~2 seconds once. He repeatedly did it and was still able to go surfing (this was ~7am after an all-nighter). Goodness knows how he did it...

I've been off the booze for the last week thanks to medical reasons

. Didn't realise quite how difficult it is to go without. Thank God for weed...

ChadTower · « **Reply #74 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:50:59 am »

That was the type of party where no one went home with a number because no one went home alone.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #75 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:54:33 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 31, 2005, 09:50:59 am

I forgot to mention the chick was about 15...

She must be a real pro by now.

Jabba · « **Reply #76 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:55:09 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 31, 2005, 09:50:59 am

That was the type of party where no one went home with a number because no one went home alone.

ChadTower · « **Reply #77 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:55:52 am »

I should probably mention, for legal purposes, that I was 15 myself at the time.

Harry Potter · « **Reply #78 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:57:22 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 31, 2005, 09:55:52 am

I should probably mention, for legal purposes, that I was 15 myself at the time.

come on. Like we'd believe you would have a chance with a 15 year old.

ChadTower · « **Reply #79 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:58:49 am »

Yep, such stories now start with phrases like There was a time when...

Harry Potter · « **Reply #80 on:** October 31, 2005, 10:06:54 am »

When I was a youngn'....

Stingray · « **Reply #81 on:** October 31, 2005, 10:41:33 am »

When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #82 on:** October 31, 2005, 10:45:44 am »

The original song is one of my favorites.

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #83 on:** October 31, 2005, 12:12:08 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 31, 2005, 09:20:11 am

I bet those are the people who never learn to funnel a beer either.

ChadTower · « **Reply #84 on:** October 31, 2005, 01:21:59 pm »

That's pretty much it, though it's funnier when they're trying to actively swallow instead, since that is when it comes out the nose.

The only way to do it right is just to open the throat and let it go down... the same way one would deep throat something, so I'm told.

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #85 on:** October 31, 2005, 09:46:18 pm »

Camping pics...

First one from 2003... If you look at the right side of the tent, near the ground, you can just see the AC unit. I'm the giant wussbag sitting in the chair.

Second one from this weekend... Movie of the night was 'Spaceballs'. I swiped the video projector and screen from work with the intention of putting a movie on for the kids. One of my friends thought otherwise and brought a collection of movies. While we were watching, my wife wandered around the campground, listening to the comments. Seems I singlehandedly managed to annoy the women, and impress the men throughout the whole campground. Well worth the effort.

Stingray · « **Reply #86 on:** November 01, 2005, 09:12:36 am »

Quote from: Ed_McCarron on October 31, 2005, 09:46:18 pm

Seems I singlehandedly managed to annoy the women, and impress the men throughout the whole campground. Well worth the effort.

Well done. Mission accomplished.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #87 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:06:05 am »

Gotta say, driving to the campground, setting up temporary shelter, and then sitting there watching TV... why bother going at all?

Harry Potter · « **Reply #88 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:07:44 am »

Same reason you go to the drive-in. for the different atmosphere.

ChadTower · « **Reply #89 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:08:23 am »

But you don't have to go to that much trouble at the drive in. I mean, damn, enjoy the camping. If you want to watch a movie, stay home.

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #90 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:18:14 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 01, 2005, 10:06:05 am

why bother going at all?

Same reason people climb mountains. Because they can.

I've tried convincing my wife to go backpacking with me, but she never bites.

ChadTower · « **Reply #91 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:19:33 am »

Right, but backpacking is good, healthy, and you can enjoy the mountain. You're not lugging a screen and projector, or an AC, so you can ignore nature while you're in it.

Stingray · « **Reply #92 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:24:19 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 01, 2005, 10:06:05 am

Gotta say, driving to the campground, setting up temporary shelter, and then sitting there watching TV... why bother going at all?

I doubt that watching a movie was all they did on the camping trip, and I expect that there was a lot of beer drinkin' & socializin' going on. Sounds like a fun way to spend the evening to me. It's not like you can do much at the campground after it gets dark other than drink beer around the campfire.

Hell, I live in the woods. I'm seriously thinking that the next time I have people over I may have to set up a movie projector & screen out in the woods, and have a movie going to go along with the usual video game action in the house.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #93 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:26:24 am »

I used to live there too, in the serious Canadian backwoods. It is a different thing, living there vs taking a camping trip to the forest.

Stingray · « **Reply #94 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:33:04 am »

I woudn't live in a city if the rent was free. I love living out in the wilderness. Went out to the road to check the mail yesterday and there was a deer about 50 feet from the mailbox. I saw a coyote on the way to work this morning. I can go outside in the evening and not only do I not see any other houses, the only thing I hear is tree frogs. Nice & peaceful.

-S

Harry Potter · « **Reply #95 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:34:44 am »

Sounds like the perfect setting for a horror flick

ChadTower · « **Reply #96 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:36:55 am »

Yeah, if I could find work in a place like that, I'd be there. I'm about as far out as I can get while still finding work in my field.

I need to change my line of work.

I did, however, see about 35 turkeys in my yard the other day.

Stingray · « **Reply #97 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:47:25 am »

Quote from: bosss7 on November 01, 2005, 10:34:44 am

Sounds like the perfect setting for a horror flick

I have a few friends who are visibly creeped out when they're at my place after dark. Sissy city-slickers.

-S

Ed_McCarron · « **Reply #98 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:51:11 am »

Yup. I've got no problem 'roughing it'. I did the scouting thing, made it through wilderness survival, and am fully capable of making it in the woods for a week on a single backpack. I've caught fish, trapped rabbits, and made my own shelters (OK, I have gotten lazy there and would carry a tarp now...) but the point is, if you gotta do it with a wife and two year old along, why not have fun at the same time?

ChadTower · « **Reply #99 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:58:38 am »

Sitting in front of a television or movie screen can be done at home.

When I'm going on a trip like that, I want to do things that I cannot do at home... otherwise I may as well have stayed home and done those things there.

Jabba · « **Reply #100 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:08:38 pm »

I believe I WILL NOT be having any beers tonight as I had WAYYYYYY too many last night.

I was actually on here around 2:00 AM, but decided not to POST drunk, although I gave it some serious consideration.

Stingray · « **Reply #101 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:15:30 pm »

I've had a skull rattling headache since I woke up this morning. I doubt that beer will figure into my plans this evening. So far my plans involve the recliner and an icepack.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #102 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:16:46 pm »

Quote from: Jabba on November 04, 2005, 02:08:38 pm

I was actually on here around 2:00 AM, but decided not to POST drunk, although I gave it some serious consideration.

but all the cool kids are doing it

ChadTower · « **Reply #103 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:22:36 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on November 04, 2005, 02:15:30 pm

I've had a skull rattling headache since I woke up this morning. I doubt that beer will figure into my plans this evening. So far my plans involve the recliner and an icepack.

Three quick shots of Jagr before dinner and that headache will be gone.

Stingray · « **Reply #104 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:23:16 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 02:22:36 pm

Quote from: Stingray on November 04, 2005, 02:15:30 pm
I've had a skull rattling headache since I woke up this morning. I doubt that beer will figure into my plans this evening. So far my plans involve the recliner and an icepack.

Three quick shots of Jagr before dinner and that headache will be gone.

Just the thought makes me want to hurl.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #105 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:26:14 pm »

I used to get killer migraines. Throwing up nearly always helped.

Stingray · « **Reply #106 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:27:40 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 02:26:14 pm

Throwing up nearly always helped.

Somebody else said that to me today. I've thrown up when I had a headache, always just turns it up to 11 for me.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #107 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:28:45 pm »

I had a head ache when I woke up and while I was in class. I'm on my third beer and the headaches gone

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #108 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:39:48 pm »

I still get migraines pretty frequently (though not as bad as when I was a young monkey) and I also spend a lot of time hungover. After much clinical study, I have concluded that puking or taking a huge dump always helps a hangover, but pumps your migraine up to an eye-popping brain exploding level.

ChadTower · « **Reply #109 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:40:26 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on November 04, 2005, 02:27:40 pm

Somebody else said that to me today. I've thrown up when I had a headache, always just turns it up to 11 for me.

Well, the process is brutal.

Stingray · « **Reply #110 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:43:05 pm »

In the sink? You give me too much credit. How about "all over that quilt that granny made for me last xmas".

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #111 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:44:54 pm »

I would end up sleeping in the basement with the broken pins if I did that.

Stingray · « **Reply #112 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:49:57 pm »

I don't have a basement, so it's under the porch with all of my redneck dogs for me.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #113 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:52:12 pm »

Why do I find it funny that those of us at sea level all have basements, but those of you in tornado alley don't?

Stingray · « **Reply #114 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:53:31 pm »

It's a crazy old world, innit?

-S

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #115 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:53:59 pm »

Related story; Myself and a co-worker were working late on a bunch of different sites in Boston on Tuesday night. In-between jobs we went to The Pour House to grab some food and a couple of beers. Within seconds of sitting at the bar the guy next to me started coughing. I ordered a beer (a regular Sam Adams as the mood took me) and the bartender went to change the keg. As soon as he was gone, the cougher next to me decided to puke all over the bar. It was a watery stewie mess that seemed to be pumping out of his mouth in a nice controlled stream all over the bar surface. I went to grab a bar-back and when I returned to my seat the phantom puker had vannished.

I was so hungry I stayed at the bar (once it was cleaned up a little) and ate some steak tips. It still smelled a little pukey. Yum!

Stingray · « **Reply #116 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:55:46 pm »

Grossest story of the week goes to JoyMonkey.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #117 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:56:39 pm »

Dumbest moronic story, too.

You've probably got SARS now, idiot.

Isn't that how all zombie/plague movies start?

Stingray · « **Reply #118 on:** November 04, 2005, 02:58:30 pm »

Zombie movies all start with a dozen sorority girls having a naked pillowfight. Well, that's how they'd start if I made zombie movies.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #119 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:02:48 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on November 04, 2005, 02:58:30 pm

Zombie movies all start with a dozen sorority girls having a naked pillowfight. Well, that's how they'd start if I made zombie movies.

-S

that's how I'd make every movie if I lived in Hollywood

DarkKobold · « **Reply #120 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:04:07 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on October 31, 2005, 09:12:42 am

Quote from: bosss7 on October 30, 2005, 02:14:17 pm
The BOTTOM of the can gets crushed on the forehead. I guess if you've had too many, top and bottom become alien concepts.

Stingray · « **Reply #121 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:05:55 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 04, 2005, 03:02:48 pm

Quote from: Stingray on November 04, 2005, 02:58:30 pm
Zombie movies all start with a dozen sorority girls having a naked pillowfight. Well, that's how they'd start if I made zombie movies.

-S

that's how I'd make every movie if I lived in Hollywood

That's it, we're moving to hollywood. I've got a couple hundred bucks, how much could a movie studio possibly cost?

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #122 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:06:33 pm »

Uh, yeah... ever see that 3rd grade science trick where you can support 50lb on top of an egg?

Stingray · « **Reply #123 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:08:46 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 03:06:33 pm

BTW, who cares about making a movie if you've got naked chicks and pillows.

I like the way you think. I'm making you an executive producer.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #124 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:10:37 pm »

I make movies to attract naked chicks and pillows.

If the naked chicks and pillows show up before I make the movie, it saves me a lot of trouble.

Thus, I have never made a movie.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #125 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:15:12 pm »

how about a movie about naked chicks having a pillow fight against hot naked chick zombies

ChadTower · « **Reply #126 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:17:25 pm »

You'd still be making less than optimally efficient use of a group of naked chicks.

Work smarter, not harder.

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #127 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:18:50 pm »

Can you incorporate giant-robot fighting cheerleaders somehow?

ChadTower · « **Reply #128 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:19:31 pm »

You guys need to go back to middle school or something to learn how to make best use of naked chicks.

Stingray · « **Reply #129 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:20:49 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 03:17:25 pm

Work smarter, not harder.

In this case I think smarter and harder sort of go as group package.

Hehehehe... package...

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #130 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:24:22 pm »

Yeah, but these guys have a group of naked chicks and they're still trying to figure out how to film them fighting robots.

Not smarter = not harder.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #131 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:24:54 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 03:19:31 pm

You guys need to go back to middle school or something to learn how to make best use of naked chicks.

well they all don't need to be in the movies at the same time, besides we need to make a little money to survive in hollywood. I don't think Stingrays couple hundred dollars isn't going to last us very long

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #132 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:25:19 pm »

Maybe we can out-source to Bollywood.

Stingray · « **Reply #133 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:27:57 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 04, 2005, 03:24:54 pm

I don't think Stingrays couple hundred dollars isn't going to last us very long

Really? I figured that would be enough to float us for a good decade. Okay, scratch the hollywood idea. We need a gov't grant for researching something, something, that involves a lot of hot naked chicks and no zombies or robots.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #134 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:29:47 pm »

you mean like studing the affects of hot chicks pillow fighting

Stingray · « **Reply #135 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:38:22 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 04, 2005, 03:29:47 pm

you mean like studing the affects of hot chicks pillow fighting

How about the effects of alcohol on hot chicks while pillowfighting naked>

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #136 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:39:12 pm »

I say the effects of drunken pillowfighting as a precursor to sex.

AC. · « **Reply #137 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:42:39 pm »

Still talking about beer right? I think the drunk forum is a good idea, it could last for however long....but only post there when intoxicated.

Check the drink wheel 1st at:
http://www.intox.com/wheel/drinkwheel.asp

then post your BAC - and start rambling!

missioncontrol · « **Reply #138 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:46:54 pm »

Quote from: Ascar9 on November 04, 2005, 03:42:39 pm

Still talking about beer right? I think the drunk forum is a good idea, it could last for however long....but only post there when intoxicated.

Check the drink wheel 1st at:
http://www.intox.com/wheel/drinkwheel.asp

then post your BAC - and start rambling!

hey don't interupt when we're talking about naked chicks pillow fighting

Stingray · « **Reply #139 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:49:13 pm »

Well, to be fair, we were also talking about getting them drunk.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #140 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:52:54 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 03:39:12 pm

I say the effects of drunken pillowfighting as a precursor to sex.

looks like we have a hypothesis now to start filling out the papers so we can get the government grant

Stingray · « **Reply #141 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:55:35 pm »

Okay, clearly I'm too lazy to do paperwork. Somebody else gets to do that part. Wake me up when the naked chicks get here.

-S

AC. · « **Reply #142 on:** November 04, 2005, 03:55:45 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 04, 2005, 03:46:54 pm

Quote from: Ascar9 on November 04, 2005, 03:42:39 pm
Still talking about beer right? I think the drunk forum is a good idea, it could last for however long....but only post there when intoxicated.

Check the drink wheel 1st at:
http://www.intox.com/wheel/drinkwheel.asp

then post your BAC - and start rambling!

hey don't interupt when we're talking about naked chicks pillow fighting

True, that is not a subject I ever want to interrupt. ..... 'course I imagine all girl parties to be the same: talk about pretty bows and flowers, strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #143 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:01:05 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on November 04, 2005, 03:55:35 pm

Okay, clearly I'm too lazy to do paperwork. Somebody else gets to do that part. Wake me up when the naked chicks get here.

-S

allright Chad looks like you're the responsible one let us know when your done.

ChadTower · « **Reply #144 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:08:25 pm »

Dude. Not smart.

If you are asleep when the naked chicks get here I ain't waking you. Your butt can stay asleep while I do the research.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #145 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:11:41 pm »

ha I'm setting an alarm clock.

now what time is it again when the chicks arrive?

Stingray · « **Reply #146 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:12:16 pm »

Eleventy thirty.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #147 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:14:14 pm »

Yeah, set it for then. That way you can wake up to say goodbye to the naked chicks.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #148 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:18:18 pm »

dude the way I see it is that this study should at least take six months who do you think I am Rip Van Wrinkle or something of course I'll be awake before they leave

ChadTower · « **Reply #149 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:22:40 pm »

Yeah, like we're going to allow you to wake up at any point while the chicks are here.

Stingray · « **Reply #150 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:24:11 pm »

Yeah, we have a special night stick to use to keep you sedated. Chad says he has some plans for that when you two are alone together. I don't know what he meant by that, but if you need me I'll be out getting more beer.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #151 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:25:27 pm »

Night stick, you amateur.

He falls asleep he gets an IV and a medically induced coma.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #152 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:55:43 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on November 04, 2005, 04:24:11 pm

Yeah, we have a special night stick to use to keep you sedated. Chad says he has some plans for that when you two are alone together. I don't know what he meant by that, but if you need me I'll be out getting more beer.

-S

right.. like you've got enough ambition to look for your car keys

ChadTower · « **Reply #153 on:** November 04, 2005, 04:56:34 pm »

He keeps his beer in the shed. He's stocked for a month ahead of time.

Duh.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #154 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:00:30 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 04:56:34 pm

He keeps his beer in the shed. He's stocked for a month ahead of time.

Duh.

Drat

he probibly has it delivered just so that way he doesn't have to restock it himself

ChadTower · « **Reply #155 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:03:16 pm »

Deilvery. Buh.

It's on the town beer system, like water and sewer.

ChadTower · « **Reply #156 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:05:49 pm »

You know, as I keep staring at my last post...

...I think I have come up with a truly, remarkably, amazingly awesome concept.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #157 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:06:34 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 05:03:16 pm

Deilvery. Buh.

It's on the town beer system, like water and sewer.

in that case I'm moving to Oklahoma

missioncontrol · « **Reply #158 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:09:55 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on November 04, 2005, 05:05:49 pm

You know, as I keep staring at my last post...

...I think I have come up with a truly, remarkably, amazingly awesome concept.

we need to incorporate that idea in our government study

imagine naked girls pillowfighting and a beer

that's it I'm voting you president with those ideas

ChadTower · « **Reply #159 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:13:09 pm »

No way I want to be President.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #160 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:16:19 pm »

I was refering to being president of our government funded project, not the U.S.

geeez,

what an ego you have there

AC. · « **Reply #161 on:** November 04, 2005, 11:35:34 pm »

Harry Potter · « **Reply #162 on:** November 05, 2005, 10:29:02 am »

Heloooooo.

I'm drunk again but not drunk enough to earn a ban (Saint! get away from that BAN button) or type incoherently.

I promise to try harder next tiem

missioncontrol · « **Reply #163 on:** November 05, 2005, 03:58:27 pm »

slacker

ChadTower · « **Reply #164 on:** November 05, 2005, 06:21:20 pm »

No drinking yet - I'm heading out to a Harvest Bowl game... maybe when I get back.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #165 on:** November 05, 2005, 06:29:29 pm »

I'm out of beer and really do not want to go into town just to get some....

I wish my neighbor was a liquer store

ChadTower · « **Reply #166 on:** November 05, 2005, 10:40:16 pm »

There is a liquor store a very short walk from my house. It's not a good thing.

AC. · « **Reply #167 on:** November 05, 2005, 11:58:12 pm »

The liquor store is a short walk from my house also. It is a good thing.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #168 on:** November 06, 2005, 09:23:07 am »

The liquor store is a 20 min drive for me and that's not a good thing

Harry Potter · « **Reply #169 on:** November 06, 2005, 09:28:59 am »

The liquor is in my house. That's good and bad.

The PC is also close by.

Stingray · « **Reply #170 on:** November 07, 2005, 10:18:13 am »

Quote from: missioncontrol on November 06, 2005, 09:23:07 am

The liquor store is a 20 min drive for me and that's not a good thing

Ditto. Time to make that whole town beer system a reality.

-S


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