and now on the ligher side:
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to
Complain About Pets:1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted on/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
5. Dogs and cats are better than kids...They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink.
You don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, they don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college - - - and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children.
OK continue with debate
