Flatmate wanted. No.....not really, but I can dream right??

[Bones]

Inspired by Paige

[Stingray]

On the off chance that you get more than one qualified applicant, please feel free to send the surplus to my house. Anyone wanna help me convince the wife that we need a roomate?

-S

[DrewKaree]

Anyone willing to better this?

She'd bring her own boat, allow you liberal use of it.

Oh, and she'd have to have friends similar in nature to herself.  The guidelines would be the same as the boat!

[DarkKobold]

Must be willing to cook me a huge T-bone steak 4 nights a week and tend to washing my grundies when required. Wealthy females matching above description with mechanical aptitude, advanced woodworking skills and good porn collection will be highly regarded.

Would you really need porn if you had a hot nymphomatic roommate? I mean, damn, get selfish why don't you?

[GGKoul]

She has a twin... 

[Bones]

Anyone willing to better this?

She'd bring her own boat, allow you liberal use of it.

A boat... Now why didn't I think of that?

Would you really need porn if you had a hot nymphomatic roommate?

You have a good point, but

[NiN^_^NiN]

She has a twin... 

  hell yes lol

[AmericanDemon]

I do like my sleep and I wouldn't want to be disturbed at a ridiculous hour by some bones hungry nymph who requires servicing.

Dude, I would be happy to be awaken at all hours for "servicing" duties.  Sleep is for the weak. 

[Quarters]

Anyone willing to better this?

Wanted:Single female aged 19-45 with own pinball or video arcade games.  The successful candidate must have solid income and be open to drunken sexual advances.  Please submit application by email with picture (of games).

[DrewKaree]

I like my world, you people should visit sometime.

The Mad Hatter keeps hiding the hole that leads to it, otherwise, we might....if only to point, giggle, and make fun 

You probably didn't think of the boat because you're trapped on an island, dork 

[BackAgain]

Heh Heh, saw this and thought of this thread, for some reason....

http://ndeaa.jpl.nasa.gov/nasa-nde/lommas/eap/EAP-armwrestling.htm

At least you might get your terminator hand

[Thenasty]

I guess, this one is out of the question 

[Thenasty]

you prefer something like this. She even like Arcades

[Bones]

Heh Heh, saw this and thought of this thread, for some reason....

http://ndeaa.jpl.nasa.gov/nasa-nde/lommas/eap/EAP-armwrestling.htm

At least you might get your terminator hand

That is awesome. Just gotta get me one of those.....

[paigeoliver]

She has a twin... 

In real (non-sexual fantasy) life twins tend to just confuse things, I have known (and dated) quite a few identical twins, and it gets confusing (doesn't help that a lot of twins seem to have identity issues).

[Bones]

Hey, you guys have given me what may well be the greatest idea mankind has ever known!































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[DrewKaree]

Hey, you guys have given me what may well be the greatest idea mankind has ever known!

Thank all that is good and right in the world that you didn't reverse those two!  I think had you put that angel's face on the other....shape (for lack of a better word ) we may have had to form a posse, and git a rope!

[Bones]

If you look very carefully and wiggle your monitor slightly, you can read her lips.

ya ya, in der archstole. deefer, deefer!!

[DrewKaree]

ya ya, in der archstole. deefer, deefer!!

Nice try there, trying to throw us for a loop and using it as coming from a female....your words are out there in cyberspace, though.  You can run, but you can't hide

_{and I DID notice that phenomenon you speak of!}