OK against my better judgement I will change my choice and go with 
Week 3, Steelers over Texans
I still think the Bears could beat falcons and if anyone wants to give me a 5 point start I'll have a 10 dollar bet 
You know what, with big brass ones like that, I allow you to move on to week 4 if either of those games hit.  Bears or Steelers win, and you go on.  On one condition... you have to watch the Bears game and suffer through some terrible game play, poor decisions by the coach and QB, iffy defensive play at times, and at least two quarters of football where you question every decision you've ever made in your life.
I'm in the UK so can I watch it on catch up 

 We only get Monday night Football live over here on Freeview 

  Also just to add with no sarcasm or snarkiness  I'm so glad to be providing some light entertainment to what would otherwise be a pretty uneventful last man standing 

 Go Bears, Go Steelers 
 
  
 
  Ok that last bit may have been a bit sarcastic 

 Dream big or go home, that's my motto.