How in the ---fudgesicle--- is this abortion popular?!
Quote from site: The Droid features an authentic Star Wars pinball payfield housed in the body of the daring and loyal R2D2.
So you're telling me they raped a PF from a DE SW - which is a pretty damn good game - and turned it into this non playing, light up at a button push, worseless lump of garish ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- and then had the brass ones to strap a $10,000 price tag on it...and ---smurfing--- Milan gave this hot garbage a design award.
I can't even.
Even, EVEN, if it actually was still a functional pinball it would be a ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- mod because you lose the DMD but if you'll notice there isn't even a plunger and the flippers don't seem to do anything either, it only has like 3 damn buttons and they seem to be hard wired to bump the R2, flash the lights, and play a tune. ---fudgesicle---.
Seriously. ---fudgesicle---.