I feel like this is a UNICEF/SPCA commercial....
"For just $2 a day you can send a BYOACer to go to ZapCon. With your donations you can send an eager BYOACer like Vigo or PBJ to a place they only dream about. Think about it. You spend more than that on your latte in the morning. So, please, reach into your hearts and lets send one lucky BYOACer to the Con of his dreams. If you call now we will even send you the picture of the lucky BYOACer you are sponsoring. Please. Call now...."