.....You know I am a redneck from KY. I just have a little better pedigree than most other rednecks here. .....
Hey!! Watch yer mouth thar youngin! You and yer fancy pedigrees! When I was yer age we didn't even know what that thar word meant.
Now excuse me whilst I throw this here freshly killed possum up on the ole pot belly stove.
Killed the sucker this morning, so its gonna be fresh and yum yum yumy.
Tried to miss him by going right over but them fake balls on my trailer hitch knocked him dead.
I told the wives that those things were good fer somethin, now they all agree.
Come on over, bring yer wives and the kids and some of that freshly made home brew.