I'm rather upper class high society 
God's gift to ballroom notoriety 
And I always fill my ballrooms 
The event is never small 
The social pages say I've got 
The biggest balls of all 
I've got big balls 
I've got big balls 
They're such big balls 
And they're fancy big balls 
And he's got big balls 
And she's got big balls 
But we've got the biggest balls of them all 
And my balls are always bouncing 
My ballroom always full 
And everybody Comes and comes again 
If your name is on the guest list 
No one can take you higher 
Everybody says I've got 
Great balls of fire! 
I've got big balls 
I've got big balls 
They're such big balls 
And they're fancy big balls 
And he's got big balls 
And she's got big balls 
But we've got the biggest balls of them all 
Some balls are held for charity 
And some for fancy dress 
But when they're held for pleasure 
They're the balls that I like best 
My balls are always bouncing 
To the left and to the right 
It's my belief that my big balls 
Should be held every night 
I've got big balls 
I've got big balls 
They're such big balls 
And they're fancy big balls 
And he's got big balls 
And she's got big balls 
But we've got the biggest balls of them all 
And I'm just itching to tell you about them (we've got big balls) 
Oh we had such wonderful fun (we've got big balls) 
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... (we've got big balls of them all)