I don't think it is a crap device, but I know that it won't do everything that I want a tablet to do.
Sadly, there isn't a tablet currently (or in the near future) that does everything I want to do and Apple's rapidly-approaching-draconian constraints on developers means that Apple will never give me what I want, even though they provide a slick experience with what they choose to provide.
I have more Apple products in my home now than I have at any time since the mid 80s. None of them are mine (and, obviously, I am not in Apple's desired demographic).
I admire the design and, for the most part, love the functionality. I get a couple of iTunes receipts each week for purchases made by others in my household. But, it seems that Apple is interested in herding users into a corral where the expectations are lower than I would like and, in doing so, convincing said users of what they really want to do.
It's good marketing, but doesn't anybody remember McLuhan ?
Level -- do you, as a flag-waving Apple fan, have any concerns over the way Apple is herding users into their proprietary, limited, world ?