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Ummon

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For you japanamese boys.....
« on: November 22, 2009, 07:47:32 pm »
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I like this comment:

Momotaro and his band are thieves! Who says the demons, just looking like demons, were baddies? And why would you need treasure anyway?
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Re: For you japanamese boys.....
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2009, 09:13:36 pm »
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Re: For you japanamese boys.....
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2009, 09:40:25 pm »
Try as I might, I really couldn't get much past 2:00. Don't know if it's because she er... moves around like a bad pole dancer at a cheap strip club or if it's because the bad voice over is about two clicks from annoying.

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Re: For you japanamese boys.....
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2009, 09:51:34 pm »
Try as I might, I really couldn't get much past 2:00. Don't know if it's because she er... moves around like a bad pole dancer at a cheap strip club or if it's because the bad voice over is about two clicks from annoying.

Hmm...
Let's do a point by point:

1. A cute young Nipponese woman
2. With pigtails
3. In panties and bra
4. Bending over onto her hands and knees
5. Imitating animals (many in the body position in #4)
6. You complaining about "bad pole dancer" and "poor voice over"

This begs the question: You sure you aren't gay? I mean it would be fine if you were, but really. There is such a thing as muting the audio!  ;)

PS, just messing with ya  >:D >:D  BTW, did you figure out that spagetti-coded and non-commented batch file thing I sent you? I will admit that it wasn't exactly cleanly written...
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Re: For you japanamese boys.....
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2009, 10:30:19 pm »
Try as I might, I really couldn't get much past 2:00. Don't know if it's because she er... moves around like a bad pole dancer at a cheap strip club or if it's because the bad voice over is about two clicks from annoying.

Hmm...
Let's do a point by point:

1. A cute young Nipponese woman
2. With pigtails
3. In panties and bra
4. Bending over onto her hands and knees
5. Imitating animals (many in the body position in #4)
6. You complaining about "bad pole dancer" and "poor voice over"

One of the biggest criteria I have in a woman is some measure of intelligence. How this intelligence might manifest itself varies to some degree. In other words, I'd rather have a smart but dumpy librarian instead of the dumb-as-bread pole dancer. Not saying smart pole dancer don't exist, but do you realize how hard it is to get a date with one?

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This begs the question: You sure you aren't gay? I mean it would be fine if you were, but really. There is such a thing as muting the audio!  ;)

I honestly have no way I can answer this.

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PS, just messing with ya  >:D >:D  BTW, did you figure out that spagetti-coded and non-commented batch file thing I sent you? I will admit that it wasn't exactly cleanly written...

Took a quick look and I'm thinking of ways to simplify it.

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Re: For you japanamese boys.....
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2009, 10:44:54 pm »
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One of the biggest criteria I have in a woman is some measure of intelligence. How this intelligence might manifest itself varies to some degree. In other words, I'd rather have a smart but dumpy librarian instead of the dumb-as-bread pole dancer. Not saying smart pole dancer don't exist, but do you realize how hard it is to get a date with one?

Seconded. I do prefer intellect over beauty anyday (as long as we aren't talking Quasimodo that is)

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I honestly have no way I can answer this.

Yeah, I was just kidding around.

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Took a quick look and I'm thinking of ways to simplify it.

Cool, if you do find a better solution to having a low-cpu-usage delay I would like to know. Using Ping uses less than 1% of the CPU time, but still... Would be nice if Pseudo-DOS has a multitasking friendly "wait n" command...
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Re: For you japanamese boys.....
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2009, 12:12:05 am »
Confused but turned on.
If there's bees in the trap I'm catching em
By the thorax and abdomen
And sanding the stingers down to a rough quill
Then I dip em in ink, and I scribble a bit
But if it they wriggle then I tickle em until they hold still
Lemme say it again
In my land of pretend
I use bees as a mf'n pen

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Re: For you japanamese boys.....
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2009, 12:17:23 am »
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Re: For you japanamese boys.....
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2009, 06:05:27 am »
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Re: For you japanamese boys.....
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2009, 10:34:00 am »
All I can say is "the dog bites the demons hips"

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Re: For you japanamese boys.....
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2009, 12:57:23 am »
That was voiced over?  I thought, if anything, maybe the feed wasn't quite right.
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