Try as I might, I really couldn't get much past 2:00. Don't know if it's because she er... moves around like a bad pole dancer at a cheap strip club or if it's because the bad voice over is about two clicks from annoying.
Hmm...
Let's do a point by point:
1. A cute young Nipponese woman
2. With pigtails
3. In panties and bra
4. Bending over onto her hands and knees
5. Imitating animals (many in the body position in #4)
6. You complaining about "bad pole dancer" and "poor voice over"
This begs the question: You sure you aren't gay? I mean it would be fine if you were, but really. There is such a thing as muting the audio!

PS, just messing with ya

BTW, did you figure out that spagetti-coded and non-commented batch file thing I sent you? I will admit that it wasn't exactly cleanly written...