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Author Topic: I caught my Dad with my gf....UPDATED!!!!  (Read 2346 times)

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I caught my Dad with my gf....UPDATED!!!!
« on: June 20, 2009, 03:15:20 pm »
* UPDATED the link *
I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pi**ed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51603W9JC7L._SL160_.jpg
« Last Edit: June 21, 2009, 03:33:22 pm by SirPeale »
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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2009, 03:39:10 pm »
so she's single?  can you give her my number?


Just kidding, man that sucks.  The link you included is no good though.

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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2009, 03:41:19 pm »
Oh boy, where is Chad's advice when we need it?!

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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2009, 03:43:28 pm »
Go on Maury. 
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 06:37:41 pm by DaveMMR »

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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2009, 03:46:27 pm »
Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?


Yes. 

mccoy would too, I hope.   ;D

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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2009, 04:07:50 pm »
Not worth the effort to start swinging at him. Your dad is certainly an ass, and if I were in your shoes I would be done with him as well. He did do you a favor though. It would have been much worse if you caught her bangin someone after you married her.

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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2009, 04:49:27 pm »
EDIT: 'Sum ---smurf---

Why the hell is the title "I caught my Dad with my girlfriend" then?
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 06:34:31 pm by Namco »

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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2009, 05:12:51 pm »
He always says "GF" not anything else, so I took "81f2769889.jpg" (the end of the url he incorrectly coppied) and googled it, this came up in my search with the link fixed.  Please tell me that I'm not the only one who thought this was BS
« Last Edit: June 21, 2009, 02:19:48 am by abzman2000 »

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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2009, 05:33:34 pm »
haha, that's pretty funny. :applaud:

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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2009, 05:38:07 pm »
That is even worse. The girlfriend is replaceable, but a GF grill is forever.  :P

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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2009, 05:49:40 pm »
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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2009, 06:32:49 pm »
Guys, don't feed the troll.

EDIT: dammit.  :laugh2:
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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2009, 08:21:41 pm »

I saw the pic later and still didn't get the joke until now.   :applaud:

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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2009, 02:03:33 am »
He always says "GF" not anything else, so I googled "81f2769889.jpg" (the end of the url he incorrectly coppied) and googled it, this came up in my search with the link fixed.  Please tell me that I'm not the only one who thought this was BS

Thanks to you, the police are at my house because the neighbors have heard my screaming.

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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend.....UPDATED!!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2009, 12:59:21 pm »
SORRY


I totally blew the link! I'm ashamed...... :P
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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend.....UPDATED!!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2009, 01:26:36 pm »
SORRY


I totally blew the link! I'm ashamed...... :P

Still pretty clever.  I didn't get it until just now.

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Re: I caught my Dad with my girlfriend.....UPDATED!!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2009, 03:12:11 pm »

Messed it up a bit that it says girlfriend in the subject too... that's what threw me.

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Re: I caught my Dad with my gf....UPDATED!!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2009, 03:34:00 pm »
Changed OP to read GF. 

PS - what was with that other picture?  The one of the old lady that looks like a corpse.

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Re: I caught my Dad with my gf....UPDATED!!!!
« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2009, 04:43:24 pm »
Your GF looks really hot.

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Re: I caught my Dad with my gf....UPDATED!!!!
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2009, 10:16:41 pm »
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Re: I caught my Dad with my gf....UPDATED!!!!
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2009, 12:34:20 pm »
Well....


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