Seriously, the proper reply to my post would have been: "Indeed sorry, I didn't know what teppanyaki is so I look a bit silly now, but that's my own fault. Sorry Ed, for questioning the validity of your real life example in my moment of ignorance. I will strife to educate myself about subjects before I post random opinions about them. Again, I humbly apologize. Yours truly, shmokes"
LMAO. A bit sensitive, aren't you?
Ed, please accept my humblest apologies. I had no idea that my abject ignorance on the subject of teppanyaki had the potential to cause you such grief. I feel awful about this; really, just miserable. From now on I will never say anything without googling the subject first, lest I let on that I don't know everything about everything (a crime of the highest degree, to be sure). If there's anything I can do to lessen the blow of my despicable behavior -- to help you through what must be a very difficult time for you, please don't hesitate to ask. You have a good friend in patrickl, looking out for you the way he does. Cherish him.