Author Topic: What is your "real" age? (Read 10669 times)

ChadTower · « **on:** December 28, 2007, 10:37:48 am »

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Biological age: 32
Real Age: 28.2
Average Life Expectancy: 74
Your Life Expectancy: 77.8

If this is correct, it is amazing how a few very simple and easy things can add years onto the end of your life. Seat belts, not smoking, a little exercise...

I got whacked hardest, I think, by very poor sleeping habits, and helped the most by the aforementioned and a family history of people commonly living to their late 80s and beyond.

pointdablame · « **Reply #1 on:** December 28, 2007, 11:10:09 am »

Quote from: pinballjim on December 28, 2007, 11:07:51 am

Nice link, idiot.

btw.... http://www.embedtube.com/uploads/33101407Realage.swf

ChadTower · « **Reply #2 on:** December 28, 2007, 11:14:31 am »

Jim's in a pissy mood today, I see.

The link was actually there, but I forgot to put any text in it. Oops.

saint · « **Reply #3 on:** December 28, 2007, 11:26:20 am »

Quote from: pinballjim on December 28, 2007, 11:07:51 am

Nice link, idiot.

Take a chill pill or take a break from the site.

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #4 on:** December 28, 2007, 11:29:51 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on December 28, 2007, 11:14:31 am

Jim's in a pissy mood today, I see.

The link was actually there, but I forgot to put any text in it. Oops.

Living in a retirement community for your own good expectancy: 52.1

CCM · « **Reply #5 on:** December 28, 2007, 11:39:46 am »

Biological age: 36
Real Age: 34.3
Average Life Expectancy: 74
Your Life Expectancy: 75.7

tommy · « **Reply #6 on:** December 28, 2007, 11:45:02 am »

I have 15,500 more days to live. $:-\$

It's funny to see how being married or not and/or being single can add or take away to a persons life, according to this test.

shmokes · « **Reply #7 on:** December 28, 2007, 11:56:42 am »

Biological age: 29
Real age: 7.9

LMAO. No wonder I act the way I do.

knave · « **Reply #8 on:** December 28, 2007, 12:04:25 pm »

Wow, I thought I was "young" but Shmokes beat me by a long shot.

Biological age: 33
Real Age: 16.2
Average Life Expectancy: 74
Your Life Expectancy: 90.8

Yeah, being married and having a short commute is where it's at. (Not smoking is a given.)

MikeQ · « **Reply #9 on:** December 28, 2007, 12:05:16 pm »

Biological Age: 40
Real Age: 21.5

Life Expectancy: 92.5

My Grandparents all lived into their 90's. My dad died at 67 though due to smoking. I've never smoked so hopefully I'm leaning more towards my grandparents life expectancy.

MikeQ · « **Reply #10 on:** December 28, 2007, 12:06:12 pm »

Quote from: saint on December 28, 2007, 11:26:20 am

Quote from: pinballjim on December 28, 2007, 11:07:51 am
Nice link, idiot.

Take a chill pill or take a break from the site.

Taking a chill pill will fall under "drug use". I think that will shorten your lifespan.

tommy · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2007, 12:06:41 pm »

Sitting in traffic for many hours every morning is enough to cut a persons life in half.

shmokes · « **Reply #12 on:** December 28, 2007, 12:07:32 pm »

Yeah, I cheated in a way because I don't have any commute at all. I walk to school every day. But that's only going to account for three years of my life.

tommy · « **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2007, 12:18:24 pm »

Quote from: pinballjim on December 28, 2007, 12:16:32 pm

How much do affect does owning a pitbull have?

Not as much as reading posts from a moron has on me.

Jdurg · « **Reply #14 on:** December 28, 2007, 12:19:03 pm »

Biological: 27
Real Age: 29.6
Life Expectancy: 71.4

chopps · « **Reply #15 on:** December 28, 2007, 12:22:55 pm »

Biological : 31
Real age : 31.5
Life Expectancy: 73.5

ChadTower · « **Reply #16 on:** December 28, 2007, 01:00:39 pm »

Quote from: tommy on December 28, 2007, 12:18:24 pm

Quote from: pinballjim on December 28, 2007, 12:16:32 pm

How much do affect does owning a pitbull have?

Not as much as reading posts from a moron has on me.

Is that why you have no idea what you've said half the time?

The short commute thing didn't work for me - my commute is 15 easy minutes but I go places on weekends that definitely up my driving time substantially. So leisure trips that otherwise would count as relaxation get counted against me here.

tommy · « **Reply #17 on:** December 28, 2007, 01:06:58 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on December 28, 2007, 01:00:39 pm

Quote from: tommy on December 28, 2007, 12:18:24 pm
Quote from: pinballjim on December 28, 2007, 12:16:32 pm

How much do affect does owning a pitbull have?

Not as much as reading posts from a moron has on me.

Is that why you have no idea what you've said half the time?

shmokes · « **Reply #18 on:** December 28, 2007, 01:17:58 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on December 28, 2007, 01:00:39 pm

So leisure trips that otherwise would count as relaxation get counted against me here.

I wonder if they're looking at the car as a stress producer, or a risky behavior.

ChadTower · « **Reply #19 on:** December 28, 2007, 01:20:59 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on December 28, 2007, 01:17:58 pm

I wonder if they're looking at the car as a stress producer, or a risky behavior.

Risky behaviour isn't something I had thought of... good point.

CheffoJeffo · « **Reply #20 on:** December 28, 2007, 02:11:41 pm »

Quote from: pinballjim on December 28, 2007, 01:27:42 pm

Getting in a car is probably the most dangerous activity that most of us engage in. The sheer number of deaths and serious injuries from accidents is unbelievable.

Except for those who use those little 3-to-2 plug convertors ...

ChadTower · « **Reply #21 on:** December 28, 2007, 02:17:43 pm »

Quote from: CheffoJeffo on December 28, 2007, 02:11:41 pm

Except for those who use those little 3-to-2 plug convertors ...

How else can you plug in a Donkey Kong with a broken joystick?

DaOld Man · « **Reply #22 on:** December 28, 2007, 02:24:33 pm »

Bio Age: 50
Real age: 44.8
Life expectancy: 81.2

Wonder if there will be any Social Security left when I get there??

boykster · « **Reply #23 on:** December 28, 2007, 02:25:22 pm »

bio age: 36
real age: 25

life expectancy: 84.8

tommy · « **Reply #24 on:** December 28, 2007, 02:29:04 pm »

Quote from: DaOld Man on December 28, 2007, 02:24:33 pm

Bio Age: 50
Real age: 44.8
Life expectancy: 81.2

Wonder if there will be any Social Security left when I get there??

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Zakk · « **Reply #25 on:** December 28, 2007, 03:52:28 pm »

Biological age: 38
Real Age: 20.1
Average Life Expectancy: 75
Your Life Expectancy: 92.9

Whoo hooo!

I take this one small moment to laugh at you overweight, smoking, burger eating, bald, male, commuting, single, job-hating, genetic lifespan of a mosquito, uneducated, 3-prong-cheater-plug using mongrels!

ME

ChadTower · « **Reply #26 on:** December 28, 2007, 03:54:09 pm »

Quote from: Zakk on December 28, 2007, 03:52:28 pm

ME

One question: how much living will happen in those 92.9 years with that lifestyle?

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #27 on:** December 28, 2007, 04:04:01 pm »

With advances in modern science and my high level of income, I mean, it's not crazy to think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300.

shmokes · « **Reply #28 on:** December 28, 2007, 04:04:59 pm »

Zakk's not actually going to live longer. It's just going to seem a lot longer.

Glaine · « **Reply #29 on:** December 28, 2007, 04:13:38 pm »

Quote from: Dartful Dodger on December 28, 2007, 04:04:01 pm

maybe 300.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBA0SKmQy8[/youtube]

Zakk · « **Reply #30 on:** December 28, 2007, 04:36:47 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on December 28, 2007, 03:54:09 pm

Quote from: Zakk on December 28, 2007, 03:52:28 pm
ME

One question: how much living will happen in those 92.9 years with that lifestyle?

touché. touché.

sez · « **Reply #31 on:** December 28, 2007, 05:23:27 pm »

Biological age: 39
Real Age: 22.6

Average Life Expectancy: 75
Your Life Expectancy: 91.4

Zakk · « **Reply #32 on:** December 28, 2007, 05:27:38 pm »

There, sez and I will be having 90 year old people sex. Boy that should be like rubbing a hickory stick with a couple of sheets of 60 grit sandpaper!

shmokes · « **Reply #33 on:** December 28, 2007, 05:47:31 pm »

My average life expectancy was actually 95.1. I just love making that comment about it only seeming longer.

Zakk · « **Reply #34 on:** December 28, 2007, 06:36:37 pm »

You and I will both be eaten by a grue long before we see 90 my friend.

Jdurg · « **Reply #35 on:** December 28, 2007, 07:19:27 pm »

Don't worry, there are more than enough completely stupid, moronic, zero intelligence idiots out there to help keep our lives short. Chances are we'll be killed not by our own doing, but because of something some complete retard does that costs us our life and not his/hers. (Like the idiot oil-tanker driver who was speeding AND weaving in and out of traffic in a dangerous part of I-95 here in CT. He swerved into someone, rolling his tanker over, spilling hundreds of gallons of diesel fuel onto the road and taking the lives of multiple drivers who were obeying the law and not acting like idiots. Thankfully, in that case the idiot ended up dieing in the crash and while I don't wish death upon people that often, I openly laughed and cheered knowing that idiot was dead. Sad thing is, he took other people with him when he left.

)

saint · « **Reply #36 on:** December 28, 2007, 07:24:49 pm »

Quote from: Zakk on December 28, 2007, 05:27:38 pm

There, sez and I will be having 90 year old people sex. Boy that should be like rubbing a twizzler with a couple of sheets of 60 grit sandpaper!

Zakk · « **Reply #37 on:** December 28, 2007, 07:56:42 pm »

Where's that

smiley when you need it.

Ah well, at least you said twizzler and not 'tic-tac'.

zelony · « **Reply #38 on:** December 28, 2007, 08:41:21 pm »

Biological Age: 34
Real Age: 53.8

Average Life Exp: 74
My Life Exp: 54.2

7400 days to go. Maybe I get out early with good behavior...

DaOld Man · « **Reply #39 on:** December 29, 2007, 01:06:52 pm »

Quote from: zelony on December 28, 2007, 08:41:21 pm

Biological Age: 34
Real Age: 53.8

Wow, are you the only one that was truthful on the survey?


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