Girl swallows cell phone whole ***UPDATE!***

[M3talhead]

A 24 year old woman swallowed her cell phone after getting into an argument with her boyfriend. Seriously, why not just remove the SIM card, take the battery, or hey, here's a brilliant idea...SMASH IT if you don't want him to read your scandalous text messages!

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Million dollar lawsuit agains cell phone maker/provider in 5.....4.....3.....2.....

[Bones]

Yes. The phone manufacturers should have added a foul tasting ingredient to the phone and hence, discourage the phone eating temptation.

Still, the girls got talent and this needs to be acknowledged.

[SOAPboy]

Yes. The phone manufacturers should have added a foul tasting ingredient to the phone and hence, discourage the phone eating temptation.

Still, the girls got talent and this needs to be acknowledged.

which is prolly why she was hiding the txt messages and call logs from her bf..

[danny_galaga]

i didnt get past reading 'girl swallows' before clicking. bit dissappointing, really...

[c64rulez]

Ah, it's nothing. I've seen some pictures around here somewhere of girls who could swallow a whole payphone

[TOK]

That's the problem with cell phones. If she had swallowed a regular wall phone, it could have been pulled right back out by the cord.

[Ed_McCarron]

"So she died from swallowing a cell phone?"

"Yep"

"Did it get stuck in here throat?"

"Nope.  Went down like a 50 dollar hooker."

"How'd she die?"

"She went to visit her parents a few states over."

"How'd that kill her?"

"Roaming charges."

I'm here all night.

[M3talhead]

Remember the girl that swallowed her cellphone?? Well it turns out she might not have done it voluntarily!
***UPDATE!***

[SithMaster]

Posted by: Ed_McCarron

[Havok]

Posted by: Ed_McCarron

[Jabba]

She was probably nagging the crap out of him and he finally snapped, shouting ar her to STFU and shoving tyhe nearest object, which happened to be a cell phone, down her gullet.

You heard it here first folks...

[quarterback]

Remember the girl that swallowed her cellphone?? Well it turns out she might not have done it voluntarily!
***UPDATE!***

New update: Man charged in cell-phone assault case

And the ex-boyfriend's name is "Marlon Brando".... wierd

[markrvp]

Let me just say that I don't support the man's action of shoving a cell phone down a nagging woman's throat.  I do however UNDERSTAND it.

[M3talhead]

Let me just say that I don't support the man's action of shoving a cell phone down a nagging woman's throat.  I do however UNDERSTAND it.

Well put.

[DrewKaree]

Let me just say that I don't support the man's action of shoving a cell phone down a nagging woman's throat.  I do however UNDERSTAND it.

3 out of 4 racists understand shoving a cell phone down a nag's throat

The new TripK slogan

[Thenasty]

i've seen a pic (x-ray) somewhere where a girl have a cell up up her butt.

[DrewKaree]

i've seen a pic (x-ray) somewhere where a girl have a cell up up her butt.

You should be thanking your lucky stars cops only wanna chat with you at 3 a.m. on deserted roads concerning your driving habits instead of at 5 p.m. about just what the hell you're looking at on the internet and why you have those 500 gigs of donkey pR0n and why the hell you decided to back them up onto floppy disks.

[Bones]

i've seen a pic (x-ray) somewhere where a girl have a cell up up her butt.

I sphinct the reception would be crappy.

The real concern is how she called the ambulance with a phone stuck up her ass. You can go insane trying to figure stuff like that out.

[Bones]

Ouch. Ooow. Ahhh. <grunt / sweat> Grrrrr... ouch, sonofa... arrrgghhh. <PLOP>

Sorry, wrong number.

[Thenasty]

i've seen a pic (x-ray) somewhere where a girl have a cell up up her butt.

500 gigs of donkey pR0n and why the hell you decided to back them up onto floppy disks.

I/m backing it up with my 360k floppy disk drive