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If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« on: October 25, 2005, 08:58:30 pm »
When I was in DisneyWorld for my wedding on Sept 29th, my family and I got stuck (because of rain) inside the arcade located at the exit of Space Mountain.  That's fine, but this tool was hogging the Donkey Kong machine.  I swear to god while I was there this dolt must have pumped $4 into the machine, trying to beat the high score apparently.  I could have done it in $.50 (1 game) and he wouldn't quit playing something like...level 3-2 over and over again...just collecting the prizes...not finishing the level.  sad.

As if that's not enough, his wife (also seen below) was playing an ULTRACADE Feeding Frenzy machine.  It's one thing to be bad at Donkey Kong, but it's another to let your wife put money in an Ultracade machine. 

C'mon...if this is someone here....own up.  You deserve a beating.  :)

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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2005, 09:17:14 pm »
I don't blame you not jumping/joining on that second player on the Dkong machine, you might get squashed by the looks of their body swaying left and right :o
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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2005, 09:20:31 pm »
i think its sad that ghetto game feeding frenzy found its way into an arcade machine...
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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2005, 09:54:10 pm »
Why didn't you just strangle him while you were standing there behind him?  I mean, lookit, he's all ready to be strangled.
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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2005, 10:15:40 pm »
Should have played the 2nd player and had him wait while you keep on playing..

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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2005, 11:09:38 pm »
You shoulda pulled out your brass knuckles and let Chad have it right in the neck - POW!

Well, he deserved it.  He should stick to pins....stuff he likes.  He had no business playing that thing.  At the very least, he shoulda switched games with the wife. ;)
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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2005, 01:51:45 am »
Maybe you shouldn't have been such a pansy and actually went OUTSIDE in the rain. It's not like they lock you inside for your own protection...  ;)
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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2005, 02:25:32 am »
maybe I wanted to play some DAMN DONKEY KONG!   >:(

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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2005, 06:16:23 am »
you should have grabbed the 2-p joystick and rested your crotch on the wife's bottom.

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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2005, 07:31:40 am »
you should have hit him in the head with a claw hammer.

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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2005, 08:05:06 am »
"was playing an ULTRACADE Feeding Frenzy machine."

The local Dave & Busters has an Ultracade machine.

Don't think I've ever seen anyone playing it.

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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2005, 09:08:25 am »
You shoulda pulled out your brass knuckles and let Chad have it right in the neck - POW!

Proof it wasn't me - I'm way too cheap to pay fifty cents to play Donkey Kong.

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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2005, 09:14:04 am »
It wasn't me. I walk all over Donkey Kong. I'm pretty sure I'd be able to beat the high score in one go, but like Chad, I'd never pay 50 cents to play DK, particularly when I can play it all night for free at home.

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« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2005, 09:17:36 am »
i still find myself paying 50c to play ms pac at the boardwalk for some reason, at least they give you 5 lives
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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2005, 09:17:58 am »
from the looks of that DUDE playing, it looks like he does not own a MAME machine at home like we do
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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2005, 09:19:12 am »
When I was in DisneyWorld for my wedding on Sept 29th, my family and I got stuck (because of rain) inside the arcade located at the exit of Space Mountain.

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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2005, 09:31:29 am »

I don't have a MAME machine either... I'd just fire it up on the Colecovision.

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« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2005, 09:39:36 am »
You shoulda pulled out your brass knuckles and let Chad have it right in the neck - POW!

Proof it wasn't me - I'm way too cheap to pay fifty cents to play Donkey Kong.

the thing is, it was $.50 to start the game, then $.25 to continue.  so when I say he pumped $4.00 that's in CONTIUNE money!  he was already hoggin the machine when i got there.  Just sad on many levels.

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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2005, 09:49:17 am »
from the looks of it, he is that type of guy that likes hoggin anything, come to think of it, he looks like the same couple that was in line in front of me on the ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET
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« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2005, 09:50:08 am »
well if thats his wife then let the guy be.. id be more excited by donkey kong than that woman anyway
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« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2005, 10:13:18 am »
well if thats his wife then let the guy be.. id be more excited by donkey kong than that woman anyway

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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2005, 10:28:27 am »

I bet that's not the first feeding frenzy she's been on today.

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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2005, 10:30:45 am »
McFeeding Frenzy.

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« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2005, 10:45:06 am »
also the claw hammer could have been used on the Ultracade

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« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2005, 11:23:19 am »

I bet that's not the first feeding frenzy she's been on today.

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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2005, 11:25:40 am »
well if thats his wife then let the guy be.. id be more excited by donkey kong than that woman anyway

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« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2005, 08:25:04 pm »
geezus.....I finally got around to playing that game of Donkey Kong tonight.  that game that's been building up since that day.  i just wanted to let everyone know I got 85,200.  No lame continuing.

It's no world record (not even close) but it beat the hell out of that guys $8.00 score.

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« Reply #27 on: November 10, 2005, 08:36:42 pm »
yah know that the game in the pic is some sort of multi donky kong mario bros machine........ possibly an ulracade type thingy...

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« Reply #28 on: November 10, 2005, 11:56:07 pm »
geezus.....I finally got around to playing that game of Donkey Kong tonight.  that game that's been building up since that day.  i just wanted to let everyone know I got 85,200.  No lame continuing.

It's no world record (not even close) but it beat the hell out of that guys $8.00 score.

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Re: If this retard is someone here.....I'll strangle you
« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2005, 12:04:40 am »
I've played the PC version of Feeding Frenzy, and you're all going to hate me for saying this, but I can totally see how fun it would be with a trackball controller.

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« Reply #30 on: November 11, 2005, 12:42:33 am »
i still find myself paying 50c to play ms pac at the boardwalk for some reason, at least they give you 5 lives

still struggling to beat it?

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« Reply #31 on: November 11, 2005, 12:59:04 am »
i still find myself paying 50c to play ms pac at the boardwalk for some reason, at least they give you 5 lives

still struggling to beat it?

I think Seph struggles to beat it as much as this dude ;D

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« Reply #32 on: November 11, 2005, 10:40:24 am »

I think Seph struggles to beat it as much as this dude ;D


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