"I've been looking under this sheet for hours for my boobs, I've got my armpit on the phone with the police filing a missing boobs report, and I swear to Rudy, if you don't black out parts of my face people are gonna realize those are falsies I normally use"
The guy facing the wall has bigger boobs on his back!
"I don't need you to tell me again. You should be able to tell by the black eyes that he already told me twice!"