So we're out of milk, so I run to the store to get more.
On the way is Staples, and I dumpster dive there regularly to see if they've tossed anything nifty.
As I'm driving away, I see a big dirt lump. As I pass it, my brain is still processing the image. Then I realize how much the lump looks like a turtle.
Hit the reverse, and sure enough, looks a lot like a turtle! On closer inspection, it's a huge freaking snapping turtle!
It's about a mile from the river, so it must have crawled all that way. It had dug into the dirt trying to cover itself up. It's really dehydrated, and had some leeches on it (which I pulled off).
Later the kids, wife and I are going to set him back in the river. Pictures to follow!