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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2005, 01:30:36 pm »
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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2005, 01:38:16 pm »

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2005, 01:41:09 pm »
I bet the video will be on ebumsworld soon.

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2005, 02:24:11 pm »
How does someone that dumb and nerdy have a 17 year old chick?

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2005, 02:27:32 pm »
he's what you would call a "sexual predator" and she is a "minor" who thinks she's "mature" because she "hangs out" with "older" guys.

there probobly both losers.
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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2005, 02:29:14 pm »
Erm, no, it says 17, not 11.

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2005, 02:35:15 pm »
How does someone that dumb and nerdy have a 17 year old chick?

Dunno... but doubt she'll be on "hot or not" well maybe; she did catch fire...   ;D


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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2005, 03:01:19 pm »
Erm, no, it says 17, not 11.
17 is still technically a minor though. not anything i'd ever want to gamble on.
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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2005, 03:04:50 pm »
17 is still technically a minor though. not anything i'd ever want to gamble on.
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Not in most of the US.  The age of consent is lower than 17 nearly everywhere.

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2005, 03:14:38 pm »
17 is still technically a minor though. not anything i'd ever want to gamble on.

Not in most of the US. The age of consent is lower than 17 nearly everywhere.
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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2005, 03:27:20 pm »

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2005, 11:09:55 pm »
At exactly what point in either of these articles did it state these people were having sex -- or even dating?

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2005, 12:42:34 am »
Age of consent when the older partner is 20 is way under 18 in most of the US.

I dated a lot of high school girls (16 and 17) when I was 19 and 20, it wasn't because I was a "predator", it was that they were nice girls, and thats all I ever met (every girl over the age of 17 in my circle of friends went away to college at 18).

So I really don't see anything wrong with that.
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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2005, 05:01:44 am »
To find the perfect age girl for yourself just follow this simple and scientific formula.

Divide your own age by 2, then add 4 years.


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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2005, 05:07:55 am »
To find the perfect age girl for yourself just follow this simple and scientific formula.

Divide your own age by 2, then add 4 years.



Its supposed to be divide by two and add 7. Adding 4 gives guys 26 and under girls who are under 18.

But the divide by two and add 7 rules does work surprisingly well.
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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2005, 08:42:58 am »
I thought the rules was " What ever comes along (age 20-85) take it "  ;D

This is what happens if you don't.



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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2005, 08:54:42 am »
That picture just never dies.

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2005, 09:13:09 am »
Canada has some disturbing rules. I could date a 14 year old if I wanted. That really shoulden't be legal. Why has this law not changed?

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2005, 12:25:49 am »
Canada has some disturbing rules. I could date a 14 year old if I wanted. That really shoulden't be legal. Why has this law not changed?
Maybe you should check the ID's of the girlfriends of the politicians... assuming they're old enough to have an ID. ;)

Anyhow, what was in the bulbs?

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2005, 12:28:09 am »
Canada has some disturbing rules. I could date a 14 year old if I wanted. That really shoulden't be legal. Why has this law not changed?

Marrying young teenage girls was the norm (not the exception) up until 150 years ago. I did my family tree research a few years back and I had PLENTY of ancestors who married 13 and 14 year old girls (even had a few 12 year olds and one 11 year old in there), out of the hundreds of marriages there were only a scant few featuring women older than 20 and most of those were second marriages.
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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2005, 09:08:09 am »
Marrying young teenage girls was the norm (not the exception) up until 150 years ago. I did my family tree research a few years back and I had PLENTY of ancestors who married 13 and 14 year old girls (even had a few 12 year olds and one 11 year old in there), out of the hundreds of marriages there were only a scant few featuring women older than 20 and most of those were second marriages.

No longer marrying and knocking up 12 year olds is what we call progress.

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2005, 09:28:38 am »
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Agreed. What on earth would a grown man want from a 12 year old.

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2005, 09:31:55 am »
A buddy of mine often says "if it bleeds, it's ready."  Now I'm not going to justify that from a right or wrong standpoint but scientifically speeking it's correct.  We are born to breed, that is our one true purpose on this Earth.

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2005, 09:32:34 am »
Back on topic!

I wanna see that vid!  I bet it's friggin sweet!
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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2005, 12:04:47 am »
um, i dont know if you read the article but they were dueling with light sabers- not having sex!

Thank you!!! Someone finally backed me up there. 

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2005, 02:10:39 am »
im pretty sure the age of consent in the US is the same as in australia- 16.

It's 18 in the US.

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« Reply #27 on: May 28, 2005, 02:52:37 am »
im pretty sure the age of consent in the US is the same as in australia- 16.

It's 18 in the US.
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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2005, 05:42:27 am »
For the record I never thought they were having sex.  I want to see shyte blow up!
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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2005, 08:47:33 am »
when i was 24 i had a 17 year old girlfriend. does that make me a sexual predator? i even used to stay overnight at her parents place and we all got along famously....

Uh, kind of.  If my 17 year old daughter brought home a 24 year old guy it wouldn't be pretty.  I can't imagine what would happen if dude tried to stay the night in my house with my 17 year old daughter.

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2005, 08:05:35 pm »
when i was 24 i had a 17 year old girlfriend. does that make me a sexual predator? i even used to stay overnight at her parents place and we all got along famously....

Uh, kind of.


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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2005, 09:15:50 pm »
Uh, kind of.  If my 17 year old daughter brought home a 24 year old guy it wouldn't be pretty.  I can't imagine what would happen if dude tried to stay the night in my house with my 17 year old daughter.

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2005, 10:21:19 pm »
If my 17 year old daughter brought home a 24 year old, it wouldn't matter if he was American, Vietnamese, Polish, Terran, or even from this dimension... My questions to him would go like this:

1. Have you been castrated?
2. Are you allergic to anesthesia?

.... Of course, my daughter could be 40 and I'd feel the same. Your daughter shouldn't get married until she's  30, and shouldn't have sex until you're dead. :)

Makes grandchildren difficult though....

For what it's worth, by the way, the lowest age of consent in the U.S. appears to be 14 in three states.

http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm
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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2005, 07:45:04 pm »

For what it's worth, by the way, the lowest age of consent in the U.S. appears to be 14 in three states.

http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm
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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2005, 09:24:53 pm »
If my 17 year old daughter brought home a 24 year old, it wouldn't matter if he was American, Vietnamese, Polish, Terran, or even from this dimension... My questions to him would go like this:

1. Have you been castrated?
2. Are you allergic to anesthesia?

.... Of course, my daughter could be 40 and I'd feel the same. Your daughter shouldn't get married until she's


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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2005, 10:38:17 am »
um, i dont know if you read the article but they were dueling with light sabers- not having sex!

Thank you!!! Someone finally backed me up there. 


I have to agree with the two of you.. Just becasue it was a guy and a girl everyone assumes that they're doing it.   For all we know they could be brother and sister.

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2005, 10:56:57 am »
I have to agree with the two of you.. Just becasue it was a guy and a girl everyone assumes that they're doing it.

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« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2005, 11:58:58 am »
I have to agree with the two of you.. Just becasue it was a guy and a girl everyone assumes that they're doing it.   For all we know they could be brother and sister.

Considering how dumb they obviously are, the fact that they are brother and sister does not change the likelihood that they were hittin it.

good point!

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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2005, 12:16:34 pm »
Considering how dumb they obviously are, the fact that they are brother and sister does not change the likelihood that they were hittin it.

Considering how they were such enormously nerdy Star Wars fans that they felt compelled to create a "mock light saber battle" using glass tubes and gasoline most likely *does* change the likelihood to that where they were - in fact - *not* hitting it.

Abstinence and nerdom makes people crazy. Now, if they are Trekies (or Trekkers) too, I could say with 100% certainty that they weren't "bumping uglies."  ;)


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Re: 2 injured in light saber duel
« Reply #39 on: June 01, 2005, 12:19:01 pm »
What I don't get is, what exactly did they plan to do once these things worked?  You can't swing or hit a fluorescent bulb... and what the hell was the point of kerosene in the first place?