Carmen Electra Up For Sale On eBay

[missioncontrol]

The auction's rules state only males aged between 15 and 20 are eligible to go on the night out

crap that leaves me out 

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/38512004.htm

[DrewKaree]

Well, I can certainly ACT as if I'm in that age range!

Now what to do about the graying hair?  All that "natural color in a few days" crap ends up making your hair funny colors, and dye jobs.....I ain't no friggen woman going to the beauty parlor

Nevermind, she's dumb as a brick.  I'll just tell her I dyed it gray to look distinguished to all the girls my age who won't date anyone but older men!

[quarterback]

Nevermind, she's dumb as a brick.

[DrewKaree]

Hell, EVERY lady in the grid-girls thread is better looking than Carmen Electra

Your overall assessment is accurate (other than her big fat stinking pile of cash she makes for the little talent she puts forth making her attractive to me....until the time comes when I can cash out and take half) but that statement.....I've seen a few uggos in the grid girl collection.  Let's just say I wouldn't want to collect the WHOLE set

[quarterback]

Hell, EVERY lady in the grid-girls thread is better looking than Carmen Electra

Your overall assessment is accurate (other than her big fat stinking pile of cash she makes for the little talent she puts forth making her attractive to me....until the time comes when I can cash out and take half) but that statement.....I've seen a few uggos in the grid girl collection.

[Gunstar Hero]

15 to 20?? That's an interesting age range... 

[ChadTower]

I looked on ebay and saw no reference to it, too.  Sounds like some stupid hoax to me.

[AmericanDemon]

lol I looked too.

[JackTucky]

I used to think she was hot, then I saw her appearance on Joey (My wife makes me watch it 

She was a let down.

Back to watching the bimbos on MTV

Art

[Thenasty]

another one of those trash stuff on e-bay..

[tmasman]

I looked on ebay and saw no reference to it, too. Sounds like some stupid hoax to me.

lol I looked too.

You guys must not have looked very hard...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6528557289
$407,500... Holy Crap!!!

[tommy]

You guys are nuts, she has one killer body, face,talent, who cares, atleast the last pic i saw of her she was hot.

[DrewKaree]

You guys are nuts, she has one killer body, face,talent, who cares, atleast the last pic i saw of her she was hot.

Tommy, you better go to bed before I tell yer mom you're surfing BYOAC for some softcore Pr0n.  There's some discrepancy as to whether her body is, in fact, "killer", or if it's localized to the chestal region, and that face requires "putting on".....although I DO agree that the pictures where she's all tricked out.....those photo retouchers are artists, no two ways about it!

[tommy]

Did he just talk about my momma on mommas day? (punk) 

[DrewKaree]

Did he just talk about my momma on mommas day? (punk) 

The one with combat boots?  Betcherass!   

[tommy]

Funny you should mention boots and ass in the same sentence. 

[HaRuMaN]

Did he just talk about my momma on mommas day? (punk) 

The one with combat boots?  Betcherass!   

Oh, so you've seen her stripper routine too, DrewKaree?

[SirPoonga]

15 to 20?? That's an interesting age range...

[Sephroth57]

Erica Rose Campbell  >  All       thanks

[GGKoul]

 

[missioncontrol]

$407,500       

There is no way I'd pay that much to go out on a date with anybody.....

[tommy]

Did he just talk about my momma on mommas day? (punk)

[Stingray]

$407,500       

There is no way I'd pay that much to go out on a date with anybody.....

Not even with me? I guess I can cancel my "Dream Date With Stingray" auction. I was counting on you to be the high bidder.

-S

[monkeybomb]

$407,500       

There is no way I'd pay that much to go out on a date with anybody.....

Not even with me? I guess I can cancel my "Dream Date With Stingray" auction. I was counting on you to be the high bidder.

-S

I was gonna snipe it anyway.

[missioncontrol]

$407,500

[Stingray]

I'll make an exception in your case.

-S

[missioncontrol]

I'd feel guilty of having an unfair advantage over the rest of the BYOACer's

[DrewKaree]

If he throws a doubler of the winky smiley, it's Katie-bar-the-door!

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[Thenasty]

Erica Rose Campbell

[DrewKaree]

Mo betta:

[Stingray]

If he throws a doubler of the winky smiley, it's Katie-bar-the-door!

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

-S

-S

[missioncontrol]

If he throws a doubler of the winky smiley, it's Katie-bar-the-door!

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

-S

-S

   

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

missioncontrol runs out of this thread quickly

[DrewKaree]

He'll be back.  Bet!

[DarkKobold]

Dream date? Dream date? Being an underaged kid taken advantage of by a has-been actress?

Hmm, I can think of a better dream date. Go out with a hot girl, she buys everything, you go back to her place, and she invites her hot roommate to join in. That is a dream date.

[DrewKaree]

Dream date? Dream date? Being an underaged kid taken advantage of by a has-been actress?

Hmm, I can think of a better dream date. Go out with a hot girl, she buys everything, you go back to her place, and she invites her hot roommate to join in. That is a dream date.

We don't want to hear about your dream date with a girl and her hot roomate.  Besides, what makes you think he'll want to join in after he gets a look at you?

BURN!


                                          

[Crazy Cooter]

How many 15-20 year olds have that kind of scratch?

I must be doing something wrong.  And she must have some kind of fetish...

[missioncontrol]

He'll be back.