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A Warning For Men...
« on: March 21, 2005, 05:13:59 am »
Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women.  Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. 

This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere.  "Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them.  Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless. 

After several "beers," men will have sex with even unattractive women.  Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened.  Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam called "a relationship." 

In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called " marriage."  Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is administered.
   
Alert every male you know, and if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured:  male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. 

For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Golf Courses."
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Re: A Warning For Men...
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2005, 08:19:41 am »
thats exactly what happen to me.  :P
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Re: A Warning For Men...
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2005, 12:34:01 pm »
hahahahahahahahaha


... deep breath ...



hahahahahahahahahaha     ;D

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Re: A Warning For Men...
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2005, 03:40:45 pm »
Topic:  unoriginal.
Writing:  uninspired.
Humor:  unfunny.

My name is ChadTower and I do not approve of this message.


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Re: A Warning For Men...
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2005, 04:49:31 pm »
What did the 5 fingers say to the face??SLAP!

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Re: A Warning For Men...
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2005, 05:02:46 pm »
I hear that if your hand is bigger than your face it is a sign of extreme intelligence.  Is yours?

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Re: A Warning For Men...
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2005, 09:44:21 pm »
Topic:  unoriginal.
Writing:  uninspired.
Humor:  unfunny.

My name is ChadTower and I do not approve of this message.



Man Chad, You have some bitterness issues dude. If it isn't funny. Move on. Move on.

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Re: A Warning For Men...
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2005, 07:58:34 am »
Man Chad, You have some bitterness issues dude. If it isn't funny. Move on. Move on.

Want some oregano?

Not bitterness, my post was funnier.  Not a lot, but it didn't take much to be funnier than the original post.

Been there, tried that, didn't do a thing for me.

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Re: A Warning For Men...
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2005, 07:12:26 pm »
Man Chad, You have some bitterness issues dude. If it isn't funny. Move on. Move on.

Want some oregano?

Not bitterness, my post was funnier.  Not a lot, but it didn't take much to be funnier than the original post.

Been there, tried that, didn't do a thing for me.

Your can't judge your own entry!  That's like each Miss America contender announcing that she is the winner, grabbing the crown, sash, flowers and septer from that shriveled guy, and going on a rampage of destruction and supermarket dedications.  It'd be madness and thoroughly sexy.

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Re: A Warning For Men...
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2005, 08:32:27 pm »

Your can't judge your own entry!  That's like each Miss America contender announcing that she is the winner, grabbing the crown, sash, flowers and septer from that shriveled guy, and going on a rampage of destruction and supermarket dedications.  It'd be madness and thoroughly sexy.


I vote Dave's post funnier than Chad's, out of sheer spite ;D
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Re: A Warning For Men...
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2005, 09:20:00 am »
His analogy is bad.  I didn't declare my post FUNNIEST, I declared it FUNNIER THAN DREW'S POST. 

Hell, this post is funnier than Drew's post.

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Re: A Warning For Men...
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2005, 01:24:58 pm »
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Re: A Warning For Men...
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2005, 05:29:56 pm »
His analogy is bad.  I didn't declare my post FUNNIEST, I declared it FUNNIER THAN DREW'S POST. 

Hell, this post is funnier than Drew's post.

All in favor of Dave's post as funnier than Chad's, say aye.



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Re: A Warning For Men...
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2005, 05:33:04 pm »
Aye
















can we stuff the ballot box on this vote?  All in favor vote nay ;D
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Re: A Warning For Men...
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2005, 09:15:29 pm »
You know my vote could be bought to the highest bidder  ;D