Author Topic: Two willys. One wife. (Read 2427 times)

JoyMonkey · « **on:** March 11, 2005, 07:19:33 pm »

Don't worry, there's no photos.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html

shmokes · « **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2005, 07:38:18 pm »

Wow....pretty damn cool that that's even possible, though.

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2005, 07:39:40 pm »

Yeah, it is amazing. My wife told me to read it and I said "Whaaaaaaa!!?

"

ChadTower · « **Reply #3 on:** March 11, 2005, 08:17:28 pm »

Your wife is trying to tell you your monkey doesn't bring enough joy... and to get you used to the idea of two penises. Next will be two men, each with their own penis.

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2005, 08:20:54 pm »

Zakk · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2005, 09:35:17 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on March 11, 2005, 08:17:28 pm

Your wife is trying to tell you your monkey doesn't bring enough joy... and to get you used to the idea of two penises.

Bones · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2005, 12:06:55 am »

I have so much to say I don't know where to begin. Ohh well, might as well start at the most obvious place.

ya ya, in der archstole. deefer, deefer!!

DrewKaree · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2005, 07:22:34 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on March 12, 2005, 12:06:55 am

ya ya, in der archstole. deefer, deefer!!

That's the second time I've seen you use that phrase.

I'm starting to wonder about you.

And not in a good way.

DarkKobold · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2005, 07:58:28 pm »

The real question is, how does he have any feeling in either penis? You only have one cell that runs lengthwise to the sacral part of the spinal cord, a dorsal root ganglion. Well, actually, you have multiple, but each sensory location on your private parts has its own dorsal root ganglion. Anyway, as far as I understand, you can't regenerate intervating nerve fibers, so how would he be able to have sex and achieve orgasm?

DrewKaree · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2005, 08:54:52 pm »

Alex, what is....two popsicle sticks, duct tape, and a bottle of Jergens.

Kremmit · « **Reply #10 on:** March 13, 2005, 12:23:20 am »

Saw this topic, and just had to post a picture of MY Willys:

Stingray · « **Reply #11 on:** March 14, 2005, 01:14:49 pm »

Quote from: Kremmit on March 13, 2005, 12:23:20 am

Saw this topic, and just had to post a picture of MY Willys:

Must be a "car guy" thing. That's the kind of Willys that I thought of when I read the name of this thread.

EDIT: Oh and if that's really yours, it certainly looks like a nice one.

-S

GGKoul · « **Reply #12 on:** March 14, 2005, 01:20:57 pm »

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #13 on:** March 14, 2005, 01:32:58 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on March 14, 2005, 01:14:49 pm

EDIT: Oh and if that's really yours, it certainly looks like a nice one.

-S

Yes, that is a nice shiney one. I think I have Willy envy.

Thenasty · « **Reply #14 on:** March 14, 2005, 01:59:32 pm »

" Two willys ? "

isn't it thats a Womans Dream come true ?

Kremmit · « **Reply #15 on:** March 15, 2005, 12:34:07 am »

Yup, it's really mine. Just got it a couple weeks ago. It's in pretty nice shape, it hasn't been messed with too much over the years. It's still got the original flathead 4-cyl "Go Devil" engine, and the 3-on-the-tree transmission. 6-volt electrical system, one tail light, one windshield wiper, no smog equipment and no seatbelts.

Bones · « **Reply #16 on:** March 15, 2005, 12:43:50 am »

This is the perfect topic to post the classic line when referring to someone who is foolish:

"He must have two willies because he is too stupid to be playing with only one."

ChadTower · « **Reply #17 on:** March 15, 2005, 08:01:18 am »

Quote from: TheNasty

" Two willys ? "

isn't it thats a Womans Dream come true ?

Quote from: Kremmit on March 15, 2005, 12:34:07 am

Yup, it's really mine.

Lilwolf · « **Reply #18 on:** March 15, 2005, 08:37:58 am »

Im pretty sure the wife left thinking he wanted to be using them both at the same time.

And shes a good girl who doesn't do that!

Stingray · « **Reply #19 on:** March 15, 2005, 11:10:35 am »

Quote from: Kremmit on March 15, 2005, 12:34:07 am

Yup, it's really mine. Just got it a couple weeks ago. It's in pretty nice shape, it hasn't been messed with too much over the years. It's still got the original flathead 4-cyl "Go Devil" engine, and the 3-on-the-tree transmission. 6-volt electrical system, one tail light, one windshield wiper, no smog equipment and no seatbelts.

Nice. The only one I ever see in my area is beat up & rusty.

-S

DrewKaree · « **Reply #20 on:** March 15, 2005, 02:01:07 pm »

Beat up and rusty? That's no way for a wife to look! Mebbe it's a good thing she left! What? You mean it was his WILLYS!?!?? How'd he get the thing RUSTY? Whaddaya mean "his TRUCK"?

OOOHHHHHHHHH!!!

$:-\$

ChadTower · « **Reply #21 on:** March 15, 2005, 02:48:03 pm »

The real question is, do they hang to the right or left or both?

Kremmit · « **Reply #22 on:** March 16, 2005, 12:00:37 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on March 15, 2005, 02:48:03 pm

The real question is, do they hang to the right or left or both?

Maybe he braids 'em, so they hang straight down.

Stingray · « **Reply #23 on:** March 16, 2005, 09:30:25 am »

Quote from: Kremmit on March 16, 2005, 12:00:37 am

Quote from: ChadTower on March 15, 2005, 02:48:03 pm
The real question is, do they hang to the right or left or both?

Maybe he braids 'em, so they hang straight down.

You know the ladies would love that.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2005, 10:31:24 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on March 16, 2005, 09:30:25 am

Quote from: Kremmit on March 16, 2005, 12:00:37 am
Quote from: ChadTower on March 15, 2005, 02:48:03 pm
The real question is, do they hang to the right or left or both?

Maybe he braids 'em, so they hang straight down.

You know the ladies would love that.

-S

Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.

JoyMonkey · « **Reply #25 on:** March 22, 2005, 08:16:34 pm »

Here's another riveting story that my wife made me read:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1328492.html?menu=

ChadTower · « **Reply #26 on:** March 22, 2005, 10:05:07 pm »

Why stop and six and a half? If you're going to go to all that trouble, go to like nine.


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