Best movie quote.

[Bones]

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17.  "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that <crap> for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a <mother> before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some <crap> this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that <crap> ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

Jules-Pulp Fiction

[Gunstar Hero]

So... many...

"We're gonna need a bigger boat..." -- Jaws

"I got better things to do tonight than die." -- Transformers

"Use the Force, Luke." -- Star Wars

"I like the dark. I love the dark. But I hate nature! I hate nature!" -- Goonies

"Go ahead. Make my day." -- Sudden Impact

"Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full." --  Top Gun

But my fave... at this second anyways... is...

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious s#!t." -- Back to the Future

[Tailgunner]

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." -Blazing Saddles

[DaveMMR]

"Why are women so uptight?  They've got half the money and all the p****!" - Dell (Gary Busey), D.C. Cab

[HaRuMaN]

These Are from The Prophecy

Lucifer - "Little Tommy Daggett. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers. Then you would hop into bed, afraid that I was hiding under it. And I was!"

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Gabriel - "I'm getting so fed up with you."
Catherine - "Go to Hell!"
Gabriel - "Heaven, darling, Heaven. At least get the zip code right."
Catherine - "It's all the same to you, isn't it?"
Gabriel - "No, in Heaven we believe in love."
Catherine - "What do you love Gabriel?"
Gabriel - "Cracking your skull."

[Goz]

From one of my fav's from the 80's "Better off Dead"

Charles De Mar: I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!
[slams the door shut]

Johnny: I want my two dollars!

-Goz

[abrannan]

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." -Blazing Saddles

At least get the attribution right, crediting Blazing Saddles with this quote is like crediting Ultracade for creating MAME.  The quote is from "The Treasure of Sierra Madre"
http://www.darryl.com/badges/

[danny_galaga]

From one of my fav's from the 80's "Better off Dead"

Charles De Mar: I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!
[slams the door shut]

Johnny: I want my two dollars!

-Goz

"now it be a damn shame when they go and throw away a perfectly good white boy like that!". that's a classic movie (",)

my favourite quote though is kinda un-noteworthy but i just love it because i picture the scene every time i say it:

"you're some piece of work my friend".

[GGKoul]

See tag line below...

[RayB]

"Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!" - UHF

[RacerX]

"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night.  I guess it's pretty serious."

"Thank you, Simone."

[Dartful Dodger]

"try not to suck any d!ks on the way to the parking lot" -- Clerks

[mr.Curmudgeon]

My favorites:

Walter: Calmer than you are.
The Dude: Just take it easy.
Walter: Calmer than you are.
- Big Lewbowski

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"It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice."
...
[Jumps in Bear pit] "I immediately regret this decision."
- Anchorman


mrC

[Shape D.]

From ace ventura

Mrs. Finkle: If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

[mr.Curmudgeon]

From ace ventura

lol...that reminds me of my favorite quote from that movie:

"Well, whaddaya know? Little footballs!"


mrC

[GGKoul]

"try not to suck any d!ks on the way to the parking lot" -- Clerks

I love Clerks!!


"We're on a mission from God" - Blues Brothers

[walls83]

Army of Darkness~

"First you want to kill me, Now you want to kiss me (pauses for a second and spits out a grape seed) BLOW!!"


And about the whole movie from FLETCH and BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA.

[missioncontrol]

"you want the truth. You can't handle the truth"

[markb]

"I'm just having an old friend for dinner" - Silence of the Lambs

[ROM: Spaceknight]

"It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice."
...
[Jumps in Bear pit] "I immediately regret this decision."
- Anchorman

I stabbed a man in his HEART!

I loved that movie.

[SeaMonkey]

"...she did have good taste...."
- A boy and his dog.

(The dog says this, after Don Johnson feeds the dog, his ex-girlfriend.)


"Blasphemy? Blasphemy before WHOME? GOD?!?! I'll not be shackeled by the failures of your GOD! I have taken the broken refuse of your GOD'S failures, and created LIFE!"
- Reanimator

That was my answering machine message for 3 years.

[Stingray]

"We're makin' a movie, not a film!" -Bowfinger

"I don't think you have to know anything to produce." -Get Shorty

-S

[Grasshopper]

George Cloony at the end of From Dusk till Dawn:

I may be a ba$tard but I'm not a fu***ng ba$tard.

And from Blade Runner:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.

[GGKoul]

Hey, there is another good thread about movie lines...

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php/topic,17059.0.html

[SirPoonga]

These threads pop up once and a while here (and on an everything else forum).

cdbrown and I would say any classic line from Army of Darkness such as
"good Ash, bad Ash, I'm the one with the gun"
"I got a bone to pick with you"
"Hail to the king, baby"
"This is my boomstick"
"You aren't the leader but of two things, Jack and ....  and Jack left town"  (won't complete that one, against rules).

[SirPoonga]

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." -Blazing Saddles

At least get the attribution right, crediting Blazing Saddles with this quote is like crediting Ultracade for creating MAME.

[nostrebor]

" tis but a flesh wound"

<french accent> "we fart in your general direction" </french accent>

Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail

OK... now I have to watych this movie again

[Thenasty]

" do you feel lucky punk, well do you ? " Clint Eastwood (movie forgot)
and
" This is the most powerfull handgun in the world, it will blow your head clean off " Clint Eastwood (movie, forgot)

[Tailgunner]

At least get the attribution right, crediting Blazing Saddles with this quote is like crediting Ultracade for creating MAME.  The quote is from "The Treasure of Sierra Madre"
http://www.darryl.com/badges/

According to the link you provided, my attributing that version to Blazing Saddles is correct.

The quote from "The Treasure of Sierra Madre" is:

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges.
I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
--Gold Hat, as played by Alfonso Bedoya
"The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" (1948)

[Apollo]

"You're a dick"

Wolverine to Cyclops "X-men"

[Brax]

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.  You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.

Fight Club


I'd like to dedicate that one to all the internet kiddies that think they're better than anyone else. Punks. ....and now we return you to Brax's regularily scheduled bottle of Scotch.

[GGKoul]

"Pedro offers you his protection..."

[quarterback]

For those who weren't following the drama this weekend.

[quarterback]

The Graduate is full of great lines:

Mrs. Robinson: Do you find me undesirable?
Benjamin Braddock: Oh no, Mrs. Robinson. I think, I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends. I mean that.

[fredster]

Return of the living dead -

"More Brains"

[danny_galaga]

"hi, i'm bob. I'll be your robber for tonight"

-L.A story (two queues at an ATM. one for patrons, the other for their muggers).

[RetroJames]

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Office Space

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!

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The Jerk

Driver: San Francisco?

Steve Martin (Hitchhiking with a "San Fransisco Sign"):  No!  Nathan Johnson, but I'm going to San Franciso!

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Scarface

"I neva (##EDIT##) anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" (Tony to Sosa)

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Office Space

Bob Slydell: What would you say ya do here?

Tom Smykowski: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the (##EDIT##) customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

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W.C. Fields

"Never give a sucker an even break."

(Fields' famous line from the play Poppy, later used as the title of his last major film.)

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[RetroJames]

Ok, so this was a tv show but man was it funny -

Fawlty Towers

German: Will you stop talking about the war!
Basil: Me? You started it!
German: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland...

(Series 1 : The Germans)

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The Wedding Party

[Sybil laughs.]
Basil: Always reminds me of somebody machine-gunning a seal.
Major: The heat?
Basil: No, no. My wife's laugh.


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[Thenasty]

" I didn't do it " Bart Simpsons

[knuttz]

Return of the living dead -

"More Brains"

My favorites are from another (better) zombie movie .  The original Dawn of the Dead:

"Wake up sucker, we're thieves and we're bad guys that's exactly what we are, we gotta find our own way."

"When there is no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth"