I think we need an assault-knife or assault-rope law on the books.
Something with TEETH!
Rope cannot be purchased unless you can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you have no clothes dryer and are going to use it to hang your clothes on to dry. If you wish to purchase rope, you can only have a certain length lying about the house, and you will be subject to a 5-day waiting period (after all, death by rope HAS to be premeditated, so a longer time period will weed out all the malcontents wanting to get their hands quickly on a phat hank of it)
Knives should be limited to the plastic kind available at any fast-food restaurant. If you can't complete your task with those, you are simply using them for frivolous purposes, as Grok the caveman didn't have a Henckels knife set and seemed to do just fine without them, therefore, you should be able to also.
Bullets will continue to be sold, at a price of one peso per 50 pounds, and they will be sold in 50 pound increments (your arm will wear out before you can throw all 50 pounds). All the new gun regulations shall be written in every language EXCEPT Engrish. We already kill each other even though they are written in Engrish, and those who come into our country always have that as a defense, since clearly there isn't a class required to own a gun, and only those who tend to obey the law generally are the ones taking those classes....which are still taught in Engrish.
We especially should have all the gun laws printed in Spanish and Hmong, with any language we can throw a translator at to be added daily, weekly, monthly, or yearly. If undue amounts of Americans continue to kill each other with guns, we will continue to strengthen laws that protect the victims shot while unlawfully entering a home, as long as they can demonstrate that the bullet didn't do the damage, thereby clearing the homeowner of all charges.
And to the Republic for which it stands...viva 'merca!