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The Last Virgin
« on: July 10, 2004, 09:50:45 pm »
Interesting story.  Met up with a high school buddy that I hadn't seen in a decade.  He and I roomied for awhile back in college--I was with him in 1994 when he found an outlet electronic store that was selling Atari 7800's with 50 games all in their original boxes for $60 (guy said they had been in a warehouse in Mexico).  Stayed up with him all night shucking said game boxes into the garbage so we could play games we hadn't seen in a decade.

Lament #1-  I didn't buy one for myself.  At the time I just figured I'd use his machine--save my money for beer and pizza!  What a moron I was!

Lament #2-  Thinking about that trash bag full of boxes, inserts, plastic wrap... :-[   :'(  :-\  What morons we were!

  Anyway, back to the real story.  we started getting caught up on old times, shooting the breeze.  Conversation drifted back to the old days, the 7800, the arcade we used to go to on the weekends to play the old classics, and the time I tried to convince him that we could split the cost of a brand new 32X and how it would be SO cool to have that awesome 32-bit experience RIGHT IN OUR LIVING ROOM!  And how sage he was for realizing what a horrible waste of money it would have been.

Sorry--back on topic.  So I happened to mention the word emulation and all I got back from him was a blank look on his face.  Now I just naturally assumed that anyone who was as big of a videogame freak as myself would have knowledge of that magical word--he knew NOTHING at all.  

So I burn a couple of discs and truck over to his house.  Plop down in front of his porn-stuffed 533 celeron POS and start to show him the ropes.  Started with an NES emu--Super Mario Bros.  As I was playing it he kept saying over and over "Man, that looks like the real thing!"  I kept saying over and over "John, it IS the real thing!!" I exit out of the game itself and tell him the basics on how emulation works.  Then I bring up the directory where 400 NES ROMS are stored...he finally gets it.  The look on his face was priceless!

Guide him through the natural progression...Genesis, SNES, Gameboy (his favorite system back then), N64 at a blazing 10 FPS on his computer.  The emu walkthrough culminating in (you guessed it) MAME.  When he saw the Simpsons Arcade game dance across his screen, he was speechless.  Stunned silence as Homer and Marge 69'd their way across the screen.

I left him there greedily sorting through 1200 MB of gaming goodness on his hard drive.  All I could think about on the way home was how much I miss 1997 and how I wish I was discovering emulation again for the first time.

But hey, spread a little joy.  He will soon find out that playing on the computer is nice, but it is missing something.  Something real...like an arcade cabinet in his basement!   ;)

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Re:The Last Virgin
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2004, 10:25:06 pm »
awwww :D

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Re:The Last Virgin
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2004, 10:30:22 pm »
Yeah I know--chokes you up, doesn't it?   :P

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Re:The Last Virgin
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2004, 10:36:00 pm »
Yeah I know--chokes you up, doesn't it?   :P

LOL, thats great.  I have explained emulators and such to everyone that will listen.  All I get is that blank "I am gonna be polite and listen, but first chance I am going to change the subject" look.  Well, thats not entirely true, but only one person has bothered to play the games.  

Nowadays I get, "so have you built your arcade cabinet yet?"  

eh...oh well.
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Re:The Last Virgin
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2004, 10:49:41 pm »
lol. Same for me ;D

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Re:The Last Virgin
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2004, 11:06:17 pm »
"so have you built your arcade cabinet yet?"

Blank stares waiting to change the subject


yep,,,that sounds like what I get too............

:) oh well one day....

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Re:The Last Virgin
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2004, 01:05:05 am »
I get that look until they see my cab.  Then they want one for themselves!    ;D

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Re:The Last Virgin
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2004, 01:17:53 am »
I get that look until they see my cab.  Then they want one for themselves!    ;D
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Re:The Last Virgin
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2004, 11:00:58 am »
I lured a guy over to the dark side over the weekend--he was looking on converting his newly purchased cabinet into a dedicated street fighter 2 cabinet so I asked him why not mame it since its a generic cab anyways.

then i got the:
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"I am gonna be polite and listen, but first chance I am going to change the subject" look.
;D

So I explained mame to him and know he's dying to get one running so he can play all the fighters--not just street fighter 2.    To quote darth vader "all too easy..."
its better to not post and be thought a fool, then to whip out your keyboard and remove all doubt...

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Re:The Last Virgin
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2004, 11:06:46 am »
just remember that WE ARE ALL ONCE A EMULATION (MAME,NES,SNES ETC...) VIRGINS  ;)

Now we have been de-virginize and we keep playing with ourselves  :o and sometimes ask our friends (here) if you are doing it right  8).
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Re:The Last Virgin
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2004, 03:32:59 pm »
awwww :D

Everytime I read a post from you I can't help thinking of  that "cat thing" under your name doing the talking :D

For some reason it puts a smile on my face everytime. I think I just like talking animals.
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Re:The Last Virgin
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2004, 10:08:31 pm »
just remember that WE ARE ALL ONCE A EMULATION (MAME,NES,SNES ETC...) VIRGINS  ;)

Now we have been de-virginize and we keep playing with ourselves  :o and sometimes ask our friends (here) if you are doing it right  8).

I wasn't... I was emulating in the fetus ;)

awwww :D

Everytime I read a post from you I can't help thinking of  that "cat thing" under your name doing the talking :D

For some reason it puts a smile on my face everytime. I think I just like talking animals.

lolololnes