Ahahaha, that thing is full of choice quotes:
"Some of the other small items got destroyed in a fit of rage one day after fighting it for a couple of hours."
"This auction is for the table only. Hell I'll even throw in the beer bottle (not full per eBay standards) if the buyer wants it. I wouldn't use it as a leg though.
"Shipping quoted is parcel post. If for some reason you would want to receive your misery faster I can do that ask me for a quote."
"No unfortunately I don't know of any women that are willing to fire the guns naked and send you the pics. If I did I wouldn't be wasting my time writing this auction, that's for sure. "