You didn't get the ass-washing feature? The humanity!
Well the ass-washing seat with the wireless remote costs over 4x what I paid for the toilet it fits on, so no.
They make an ass-washing seat that costs half that much, but the controls are attached to the side like a little diving board.
I don't want the mounted controls because that's how they are on my ijoy massage chair and it bugs me.
The cheaper version has a wired remote that's easier to use while laying back in the chair.
An insurance company had a bunch of them set up at a motorcycle rally. I said "I'm buying one of these when I get home"...and I did.
I'd rather had the cheaper cloth model with the wired remote, but this is the one I came across for a good price.
I bought it "NIB" from a local shady electronics reseller for $275 IIRC. It had paperwork in the box that led me to believe it was a Costco return.
The top layer of the pleather is also pealing the frick off, but it still gives a pretty nice neck and back massage.
EDIT: For anyone interested, this is the massage chair I have:
http://www.amazon.com/HT-Massage-Chair-iJoy-2580-Espresso/dp/B0029PGLGGIt sucks as a regular chair, but does give good massages. I bought the foot/calf massaging ottoman and was disappointed in it, so resold it.