The Lion's Mane

[Vigo]

Barry Gibb hair. I want it. It is the perfect helmet of keratin and testosterone forged by the gods. I would make people call me Aslan, only the purest virgin maidens could touch, and it would be glorious.

Even if it was covered up, you would still know it is there, in its perfection. I would bust in on the scene, wearing my reflective aviator suit and the room would go nuts.

"What up bitches!"

The minute the hat is removed, not a hair out of place. I would just be me, my entourage and a line a fly honeys waiting to just get near the aura of my hair.

I don't even need to wear clothes that fit me. I could just rock ladies XS and look damn good doing it.

Ugly bro Maurice could hang out with me. Not that I need a comparison to make myself look better, but because he could dress like he wanted and still avoid looking like a Pedo.

The mane. It's real. It's happening.

[Generic Eric]

Does this explain Billy Mitchell?

[wp34]

Could not agree more.   

Additionally I've wanted a Barry Gibb beard since I was a kid.  Finally grew one this winter but it fails in comparison.

[yotsuya]

In that dream you had where you defeated Skeletor and invented the Vigolix, did you have Barry Gibb hair?

[jdbailey1206]

I'm Barry Effin Gibb!

[Vigo]

In that dream you had where you defeated Skeletor and invented the Vigolix, did you have Barry Gibb hair?

I'm pretty sure this is how I saw myself.

[yotsuya]

S. W. E. E. T.

[yotsuya]

---fudgesicle--- the Urkelcade. You need to make a Ve-Man cabinet, stat.

[Vigo]

I was actually thinking the same thing. That would be pretty badass.

[Le Chuck]

Battle-cat is the cat's ass. 

[pbj]

Does this explain Billy Mitchell?

That dude turned up at the last Houston show.  All I heard was, "man, that guy is HUGE and has a GIANT head and hands."

And I'm bigger.  Thanks for making me feel loved, friends.