Author Topic: Freebies Actress List (Read 13842 times)

jdbailey1206 · « **on:** February 05, 2015, 11:27:48 am »

I was watching a movie with my wife last night and a couple of my 'freebies' were in it. I know it was from a lame show but the premise is a good idea. The whole idea behind a Top 5 Actress Freebie list is what top five actresses you would sleep with if given the chance and your significant other would not get mad. Mine are the following in no particular order with way too many honorable mentions:

Alice Eve

Jennifer Connelly

Scarlett Johanssen

Kate Beckinsale

Olivia Wilde
Honorable Mention: Charlize Theron, Kat Dennings, Katy Perry Christina Hendrix, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Melissa Rauch, Danielle Fishel, Molly Quinn, Ksenia Solo

Feel free to list yours below.[/list]

yotsuya · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:28:38 am »

New on NBC this summer: The Faplist, starring jdbailey.

yotsuya · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:30:08 am »

Oh, and Danielle Fishel? Do we have some unresolved issues from the Boy Meets World years?

Vigo · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:34:19 am »

They are obviously no Mavis Beacon Dvorak edition.

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:36:33 am »

Yeah. My coding sucks. But these women at any size is da best.

Nephasth · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:37:02 am »

Sara Jay, Christy Mack, etc...

If it's going to be with an actress, I'm going to pick one from the related field, that way they can practice on their acting and I don't go home feeling ill equipped...

yotsuya · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:37:53 am »

Any list of mine starts with Sofia Vergara.

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:54:40 am »

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 11:30:08 am

Oh, and Danielle Fishel? Do we have some unresolved issues from the Boy Meets World years?

This coming from the guy who stands in the shadow and takes pictures of unsuspecting ladies when they play on your machine...

yotsuya · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:59:11 am »

Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 05, 2015, 11:54:40 am

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 11:30:08 am
Oh, and Danielle Fishel? Do we have some unresolved issues from the Boy Meets World years?

This coming from the guy who stands in the shadow and takes pictures of unsuspecting ladies when they play on your machine...

I was taking a photo of my machine. The ---smurfette--- was in the way.

Vigo · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2015, 12:02:18 pm »

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 11:30:08 am

Oh, and Danielle Fishel? Do we have some unresolved issues from the Boy Meets World years?

Well, I personally still have a thing for Winnie Cooper from the wonder years.

Le Chuck · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2015, 12:18:37 pm »

Kristin Kreuk; Scar-Jo; Emma Watson; Christina Hendricks; oh and my girl Wednesday, Christina Ricci - the first girl to ever make the list - all the way back in '91 when I wasn't sure what I'd do with her if I could catch her - holds a permanent place to remind me of the way things were.

yotsuya · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2015, 12:32:59 pm »

Quote from: Vigo on February 05, 2015, 12:02:18 pm

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 11:30:08 am
Oh, and Danielle Fishel? Do we have some unresolved issues from the Boy Meets World years?

Well, I personally still have a thing for Winnie Cooper from the wonder years.

See, I could get behind that.

Malenko · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2015, 12:39:39 pm »

1) Natalie Portman
2)See #1
3)See #2
4)See #3
5)See #4

bleargh · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2015, 01:12:54 pm »

Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 05, 2015, 11:27:48 am

... what top five actresses you would sleep with if given the chance and your significant other would not get mad.

Significant other would not get mad?

Sure....

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2015, 01:23:03 pm »

Quote from: bleargh on February 05, 2015, 01:12:54 pm

Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 05, 2015, 11:27:48 am
... what top five actresses you would sleep with if given the chance and your significant other would not get mad.

Significant other would not get mad?

Sure....

I know bleargh. But this is also a universe where an actress would give it up for any of us.

Slippyblade · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2015, 01:42:15 pm »

Emma Watson

Nicole Kidman

Christina Ricci

Drew Barrymore

Charlize Theron

BorgDog · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2015, 01:59:28 pm »

Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 05, 2015, 01:23:03 pm

Quote from: bleargh on February 05, 2015, 01:12:54 pm
Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 05, 2015, 11:27:48 am
... what top five actresses you would sleep with if given the chance and your significant other would not get mad.

Significant other would not get mad?

Sure....

I know bleargh. But this is also a universe where an actress would give it up for any of us.

In an even better world there is a very short list that my SO has already agreed to a threesome with, because she believes it will never happen, well I agree with her, but... Lucy Liu, and Halle Berry

Malenko · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2015, 02:32:15 pm »

my wife and I have the 3 way rule too, I can only do Natalie Portman as long as she can join in. I'm fine with it. I'm even ok "Eiffel towering" my wife with Adam Levine (her pick).

yotsuya · « **Reply #18 on:** February 05, 2015, 02:35:27 pm »

Quote from: Malenko on February 05, 2015, 02:32:15 pm

my wife and I have the 3 way rule too, I can only do Natalie Portman as long as she can join in. I'm fine with it. I'm even ok "Eiffel towering" my wife with Adam Levine (her pick).

Don't cross swords with the dude!

Malenko · « **Reply #19 on:** February 05, 2015, 02:36:39 pm »

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 02:35:27 pm

Quote from: Malenko on February 05, 2015, 02:32:15 pm
my wife and I have the 3 way rule too, I can only do Natalie Portman as long as she can join in. I'm fine with it. I'm even ok "Eiffel towering" my wife with Adam Levine (her pick).
Don't cross swords with the dude!

Eiffel Tower is just a pig spit/chinese finger cuff but with a high five. If your balls touch, its gay.

yotsuya · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2015, 02:37:29 pm »

Quote from: Malenko on February 05, 2015, 02:36:39 pm

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 02:35:27 pm
Quote from: Malenko on February 05, 2015, 02:32:15 pm
my wife and I have the 3 way rule too, I can only do Natalie Portman as long as she can join in. I'm fine with it. I'm even ok "Eiffel towering" my wife with Adam Levine (her pick).
Don't cross swords with the dude!

Eiffel Tower is just a pig spit/chinese finger cuff but with a high five. If your balls touch, its gay.

Pix or it didn't happen.

Louis Tully · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2015, 03:06:10 pm »

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2015, 03:07:40 pm »

pbj · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2015, 03:15:01 pm »

Any of them

yotsuya · « **Reply #24 on:** February 05, 2015, 03:43:50 pm »

Quote from: pbj on February 05, 2015, 03:15:01 pm

Any of them

James Ain't Picky

lordnacho · « **Reply #25 on:** February 05, 2015, 05:28:51 pm »

Anyone in cheesecake thread

bleargh · « **Reply #26 on:** February 05, 2015, 06:26:59 pm »

Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 05, 2015, 01:23:03 pm

Quote from: bleargh on February 05, 2015, 01:12:54 pm
Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 05, 2015, 11:27:48 am
... what top five actresses you would sleep with if given the chance and your significant other would not get mad.

Significant other would not get mad?

Sure....

I know bleargh. But this is also a universe where an actress would give it up for any of us.

Oh, its THAT universe? SWEET! Why didn't someone say so?

If that's where we're at, then I'm gonna go with ...

* Christina Hendricks
* Cassandra Petersen
* Scarlet Johansson, and
* Salma Hayek

yotsuya · « **Reply #27 on:** February 05, 2015, 07:18:39 pm »

Quote from: bleargh on February 05, 2015, 06:26:59 pm

If that's where we're at, then I'm gonna go with ...

* Christina Hendricks
* Cassandra Petersen
* Scarlet Johansson, and
* Salma Hayek

that is a sweet ass list.

bleargh · « **Reply #28 on:** February 05, 2015, 07:22:39 pm »

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 07:18:39 pm

Quote from: bleargh on February 05, 2015, 06:26:59 pm
If that's where we're at, then I'm gonna go with ...

* Christina Hendricks
* Cassandra Petersen
* Scarlet Johansson, and
* Salma Hayek

that is a sweet ass list.

Thank you.

Women got to have curves. I want a woman w/hips you can hold on to, and something, uh, substantial up top that I can rest my head next to at night.

My wife, makes me a very happy man.

yotsuya · « **Reply #29 on:** February 05, 2015, 07:38:07 pm »

Quote from: bleargh on February 05, 2015, 07:22:39 pm

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 07:18:39 pm
Quote from: bleargh on February 05, 2015, 06:26:59 pm
If that's where we're at, then I'm gonna go with ...

* Christina Hendricks
* Cassandra Petersen
* Scarlet Johansson, and
* Salma Hayek

amen brother. The only other name I would add to your list would be Sofia Vergara. Then that list would make me a very happy man.

that is a sweet ass list.

Thank you.

Women got to have curves. I want a woman w/hips you can hold on to, and something, uh, substantial up top that I can rest my head next to at night.

My wife, makes me a very happy man.

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 05, 2015, 08:32:34 pm »

Le Chuck · « **Reply #31 on:** February 05, 2015, 10:26:31 pm »

This thread is worthless w/out pics. Here are my pics.

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 06, 2015, 05:01:26 am »

Quote from: Le Chuck on February 05, 2015, 10:26:31 pm

This thread is worthless w/out pics. Here are my pics.

Exactly.

pbj · « **Reply #33 on:** February 06, 2015, 10:53:26 am »

Melanie Griffith

Janice Dickinson

Vigo · « **Reply #34 on:** February 06, 2015, 11:20:25 am »

You are forgetting about Grace Jones, she was a Bond girl.

Nephasth · « **Reply #35 on:** February 06, 2015, 11:22:10 am »

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice! Jim's got a taste for rotten things...

bleargh · « **Reply #36 on:** February 06, 2015, 11:33:18 am »

Quote from: Le Chuck on February 05, 2015, 10:26:31 pm

This thread is worthless w/out pics. Here are my pics.

Fair enough...

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 06, 2015, 11:42:43 am »

Quote from: Nephasth on February 06, 2015, 11:22:10 am

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice! Jim's got a taste for rotten things...

Some how I think a knife would easily penetrate pbj's meat a lot quicker than if someone tried to cut Jamice or Melanies face.

RoyalScam · « **Reply #38 on:** February 10, 2015, 11:33:39 am »

Fran Drescher.

I just want to hear that noise, once.

Scam

yotsuya · « **Reply #39 on:** February 10, 2015, 11:54:28 am »

Quote from: RoyalScam on February 10, 2015, 11:33:39 am

Fran Drescher.

I just want to hear that noise, once.

Scam

I could see that.


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