Author Topic: Freebies Actress List (Read 13834 times)

jdbailey1206 · « **on:** February 05, 2015, 11:27:48 am »

I was watching a movie with my wife last night and a couple of my 'freebies' were in it. I know it was from a lame show but the premise is a good idea. The whole idea behind a Top 5 Actress Freebie list is what top five actresses you would sleep with if given the chance and your significant other would not get mad. Mine are the following in no particular order with way too many honorable mentions:

Alice Eve

Jennifer Connelly

Scarlett Johanssen

Kate Beckinsale

Olivia Wilde
Honorable Mention: Charlize Theron, Kat Dennings, Katy Perry Christina Hendrix, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Melissa Rauch, Danielle Fishel, Molly Quinn, Ksenia Solo

Feel free to list yours below.[/list]

yotsuya · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:28:38 am »

New on NBC this summer: The Faplist, starring jdbailey.

yotsuya · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:30:08 am »

Oh, and Danielle Fishel? Do we have some unresolved issues from the Boy Meets World years?

Vigo · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:34:19 am »

They are obviously no Mavis Beacon Dvorak edition.

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:36:33 am »

Yeah. My coding sucks. But these women at any size is da best.

Nephasth · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:37:02 am »

Sara Jay, Christy Mack, etc...

If it's going to be with an actress, I'm going to pick one from the related field, that way they can practice on their acting and I don't go home feeling ill equipped...

yotsuya · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:37:53 am »

Any list of mine starts with Sofia Vergara.

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:54:40 am »

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 11:30:08 am

Oh, and Danielle Fishel? Do we have some unresolved issues from the Boy Meets World years?

This coming from the guy who stands in the shadow and takes pictures of unsuspecting ladies when they play on your machine...

yotsuya · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2015, 11:59:11 am »

Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 05, 2015, 11:54:40 am

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 11:30:08 am
Oh, and Danielle Fishel? Do we have some unresolved issues from the Boy Meets World years?

This coming from the guy who stands in the shadow and takes pictures of unsuspecting ladies when they play on your machine...

I was taking a photo of my machine. The ---smurfette--- was in the way.

Vigo · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2015, 12:02:18 pm »

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 11:30:08 am

Oh, and Danielle Fishel? Do we have some unresolved issues from the Boy Meets World years?

Well, I personally still have a thing for Winnie Cooper from the wonder years.

Le Chuck · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2015, 12:18:37 pm »

Kristin Kreuk; Scar-Jo; Emma Watson; Christina Hendricks; oh and my girl Wednesday, Christina Ricci - the first girl to ever make the list - all the way back in '91 when I wasn't sure what I'd do with her if I could catch her - holds a permanent place to remind me of the way things were.

yotsuya · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2015, 12:32:59 pm »

Quote from: Vigo on February 05, 2015, 12:02:18 pm

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 11:30:08 am
Oh, and Danielle Fishel? Do we have some unresolved issues from the Boy Meets World years?

Well, I personally still have a thing for Winnie Cooper from the wonder years.

See, I could get behind that.

Malenko · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2015, 12:39:39 pm »

1) Natalie Portman
2)See #1
3)See #2
4)See #3
5)See #4

bleargh · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2015, 01:12:54 pm »

Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 05, 2015, 11:27:48 am

... what top five actresses you would sleep with if given the chance and your significant other would not get mad.

Significant other would not get mad?

Sure....

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2015, 01:23:03 pm »

Quote from: bleargh on February 05, 2015, 01:12:54 pm

Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 05, 2015, 11:27:48 am
... what top five actresses you would sleep with if given the chance and your significant other would not get mad.

Significant other would not get mad?

Sure....

I know bleargh. But this is also a universe where an actress would give it up for any of us.

Slippyblade · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2015, 01:42:15 pm »

Emma Watson

Nicole Kidman

Christina Ricci

Drew Barrymore

Charlize Theron

BorgDog · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2015, 01:59:28 pm »

Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 05, 2015, 01:23:03 pm

Quote from: bleargh on February 05, 2015, 01:12:54 pm
Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 05, 2015, 11:27:48 am
... what top five actresses you would sleep with if given the chance and your significant other would not get mad.

Significant other would not get mad?

Sure....

I know bleargh. But this is also a universe where an actress would give it up for any of us.

In an even better world there is a very short list that my SO has already agreed to a threesome with, because she believes it will never happen, well I agree with her, but... Lucy Liu, and Halle Berry

Malenko · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2015, 02:32:15 pm »

my wife and I have the 3 way rule too, I can only do Natalie Portman as long as she can join in. I'm fine with it. I'm even ok "Eiffel towering" my wife with Adam Levine (her pick).

yotsuya · « **Reply #18 on:** February 05, 2015, 02:35:27 pm »

Quote from: Malenko on February 05, 2015, 02:32:15 pm

my wife and I have the 3 way rule too, I can only do Natalie Portman as long as she can join in. I'm fine with it. I'm even ok "Eiffel towering" my wife with Adam Levine (her pick).

Don't cross swords with the dude!

Malenko · « **Reply #19 on:** February 05, 2015, 02:36:39 pm »

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 02:35:27 pm

Quote from: Malenko on February 05, 2015, 02:32:15 pm
my wife and I have the 3 way rule too, I can only do Natalie Portman as long as she can join in. I'm fine with it. I'm even ok "Eiffel towering" my wife with Adam Levine (her pick).
Don't cross swords with the dude!

Eiffel Tower is just a pig spit/chinese finger cuff but with a high five. If your balls touch, its gay.

yotsuya · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2015, 02:37:29 pm »

Quote from: Malenko on February 05, 2015, 02:36:39 pm

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 02:35:27 pm
Quote from: Malenko on February 05, 2015, 02:32:15 pm
my wife and I have the 3 way rule too, I can only do Natalie Portman as long as she can join in. I'm fine with it. I'm even ok "Eiffel towering" my wife with Adam Levine (her pick).
Don't cross swords with the dude!

Eiffel Tower is just a pig spit/chinese finger cuff but with a high five. If your balls touch, its gay.

Pix or it didn't happen.

Louis Tully · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2015, 03:06:10 pm »

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2015, 03:07:40 pm »

pbj · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2015, 03:15:01 pm »

Any of them

yotsuya · « **Reply #24 on:** February 05, 2015, 03:43:50 pm »

Quote from: pbj on February 05, 2015, 03:15:01 pm

Any of them

James Ain't Picky

lordnacho · « **Reply #25 on:** February 05, 2015, 05:28:51 pm »

Anyone in cheesecake thread

bleargh · « **Reply #26 on:** February 05, 2015, 06:26:59 pm »

Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 05, 2015, 01:23:03 pm

Quote from: bleargh on February 05, 2015, 01:12:54 pm
Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 05, 2015, 11:27:48 am
... what top five actresses you would sleep with if given the chance and your significant other would not get mad.

Significant other would not get mad?

Sure....

I know bleargh. But this is also a universe where an actress would give it up for any of us.

Oh, its THAT universe? SWEET! Why didn't someone say so?

If that's where we're at, then I'm gonna go with ...

* Christina Hendricks
* Cassandra Petersen
* Scarlet Johansson, and
* Salma Hayek

yotsuya · « **Reply #27 on:** February 05, 2015, 07:18:39 pm »

Quote from: bleargh on February 05, 2015, 06:26:59 pm

If that's where we're at, then I'm gonna go with ...

* Christina Hendricks
* Cassandra Petersen
* Scarlet Johansson, and
* Salma Hayek

that is a sweet ass list.

bleargh · « **Reply #28 on:** February 05, 2015, 07:22:39 pm »

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 07:18:39 pm

Quote from: bleargh on February 05, 2015, 06:26:59 pm
If that's where we're at, then I'm gonna go with ...

* Christina Hendricks
* Cassandra Petersen
* Scarlet Johansson, and
* Salma Hayek

that is a sweet ass list.

Thank you.

Women got to have curves. I want a woman w/hips you can hold on to, and something, uh, substantial up top that I can rest my head next to at night.

My wife, makes me a very happy man.

yotsuya · « **Reply #29 on:** February 05, 2015, 07:38:07 pm »

Quote from: bleargh on February 05, 2015, 07:22:39 pm

Quote from: yotsuya on February 05, 2015, 07:18:39 pm
Quote from: bleargh on February 05, 2015, 06:26:59 pm
If that's where we're at, then I'm gonna go with ...

* Christina Hendricks
* Cassandra Petersen
* Scarlet Johansson, and
* Salma Hayek

amen brother. The only other name I would add to your list would be Sofia Vergara. Then that list would make me a very happy man.

that is a sweet ass list.

Thank you.

Women got to have curves. I want a woman w/hips you can hold on to, and something, uh, substantial up top that I can rest my head next to at night.

My wife, makes me a very happy man.

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 05, 2015, 08:32:34 pm »

Le Chuck · « **Reply #31 on:** February 05, 2015, 10:26:31 pm »

This thread is worthless w/out pics. Here are my pics.

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 06, 2015, 05:01:26 am »

Quote from: Le Chuck on February 05, 2015, 10:26:31 pm

This thread is worthless w/out pics. Here are my pics.

Exactly.

pbj · « **Reply #33 on:** February 06, 2015, 10:53:26 am »

Melanie Griffith

Janice Dickinson

Vigo · « **Reply #34 on:** February 06, 2015, 11:20:25 am »

You are forgetting about Grace Jones, she was a Bond girl.

Nephasth · « **Reply #35 on:** February 06, 2015, 11:22:10 am »

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice! Jim's got a taste for rotten things...

bleargh · « **Reply #36 on:** February 06, 2015, 11:33:18 am »

Quote from: Le Chuck on February 05, 2015, 10:26:31 pm

This thread is worthless w/out pics. Here are my pics.

Fair enough...

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #37 on:** February 06, 2015, 11:42:43 am »

Quote from: Nephasth on February 06, 2015, 11:22:10 am

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice! Jim's got a taste for rotten things...

Some how I think a knife would easily penetrate pbj's meat a lot quicker than if someone tried to cut Jamice or Melanies face.

RoyalScam · « **Reply #38 on:** February 10, 2015, 11:33:39 am »

Fran Drescher.

I just want to hear that noise, once.

Scam

yotsuya · « **Reply #39 on:** February 10, 2015, 11:54:28 am »

Quote from: RoyalScam on February 10, 2015, 11:33:39 am

Fran Drescher.

I just want to hear that noise, once.

Scam

I could see that.

jennifer · « **Reply #40 on:** February 11, 2015, 04:36:29 pm »

JENNIFER!

Nephasth · « **Reply #41 on:** February 11, 2015, 04:40:02 pm »

Well, yotsuya, you got your wish...

yotsuya · « **Reply #42 on:** February 11, 2015, 04:42:27 pm »

PBJ would hit it.

Nephasth · « **Reply #43 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:05:02 pm »

Aw... Jen's bashful.

yotsuya · « **Reply #44 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:07:02 pm »

Thank you, Jennifer, for that bright spot in an otherwise slow day.

Le Chuck · « **Reply #45 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:28:44 pm »

Did I miss it? Did Yots ban Jen? Will Timmy ever get out of the well? Will Clarence Carter ever get to stroke it with his mouf? Find out in next week's exciting episode?!

yotsuya · « **Reply #46 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:33:32 pm »

No, Jennifer graciously shared with the rest of the board. It appears Neph and I were the only two to actually see it.

yotsuya · « **Reply #47 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:34:39 pm »

Oh, and Jennifer and I are cool. We hugged it out bitches via PM.

jennifer · « **Reply #48 on:** February 11, 2015, 08:30:40 pm »

OMG (**Jennifer laughs)...Even without makeup, I am still hotter than that skank Winnie Cooper...I am most definitely NOT PBJ

yotsuya · « **Reply #49 on:** February 11, 2015, 08:36:26 pm »

Naw, that Winnie Cooper photo is pretty awesome.

jennifer · « **Reply #50 on:** February 11, 2015, 08:56:16 pm »

Yes you are probably right, In fact I +1 her as my freebie (Giggle)

Karpro · « **Reply #51 on:** February 11, 2015, 09:25:47 pm »

Are we actually 50 replies in without a single mention of Allysa Milano, Reese Witherspoon or Jennifer Aniston? Shameful boys just shameful.

yotsuya · « **Reply #52 on:** February 11, 2015, 09:42:51 pm »

Quote from: Karpro on February 11, 2015, 09:25:47 pm

Are we actually 50 replies in without a single mention of Allysa Milano, Reese Witherspoon or Jennifer Aniston? Shameful boys just shameful.

Milano, sure, the rest... meh

Nephasth · « **Reply #53 on:** February 11, 2015, 11:20:44 pm »

Quote from: jennifer on February 11, 2015, 08:30:40 pm

I am most definitely NOT PBJ

Hard to tell, you both have the same cup size...

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #54 on:** February 12, 2015, 07:38:24 am »

HA! Moobs....

yotsuya · « **Reply #55 on:** February 19, 2015, 09:40:59 pm »

I'm adding Aubrey Plaza to my list.

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #56 on:** February 20, 2015, 07:37:37 pm »

Quote from: yotsuya on February 19, 2015, 09:40:59 pm

I'm adding Aubrey Plaza to my list.

Why?

yotsuya · « **Reply #57 on:** February 20, 2015, 07:43:53 pm »

Why not?

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #58 on:** February 22, 2015, 06:54:16 pm »

Cuz she'd be the thpe to eat the last popsicle in the fridge.

yotsuya · « **Reply #59 on:** February 22, 2015, 07:06:45 pm »

Quote from: jdbailey1206 on February 22, 2015, 06:54:16 pm

Cuz she'd be the thpe to eat the last popsicle in the fridge.

I got her popsicle RIGHT HERE!

There's just something about her... I love her on Parks and Rec.

pbj · « **Reply #60 on:** February 22, 2015, 07:37:55 pm »

Dead eyed ---smurfette---, IMO

yotsuya · « **Reply #61 on:** February 22, 2015, 08:02:11 pm »

Quote from: pbj on February 22, 2015, 07:37:55 pm

Dead eyed ---smurfette---, IMO

Yep. Hawt.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #62 on:** February 23, 2015, 05:05:50 am »

In no particular order

Camila Parker-Bowles

Oprah Winfrey

Jocelyn Wildenstein

Judy Dench

Yoko Ono

yotsuya · « **Reply #63 on:** March 08, 2015, 11:19:52 pm »

I'm adding Ellie Kemper to my list. Near the top.

harveybirdman · « **Reply #64 on:** March 09, 2015, 10:50:14 pm »

Aya Cash from You're the Worst

Something about those little mousy brunettes just kills me....

yotsuya · « **Reply #65 on:** April 05, 2015, 09:03:34 pm »

"The Ten Commandments" is on tv. Damn, Anne Baxter was crazy hot in this movie. Mainly because she is Jennifer-crazy in this film.

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #66 on:** April 05, 2015, 09:18:42 pm »

Glad to know Im not the only yahoo that watches that movie.

yotsuya · « **Reply #67 on:** April 05, 2015, 09:27:26 pm »

Quote from: jdbailey1206 on April 05, 2015, 09:18:42 pm

Glad to know Im not the only yahoo that watches that movie.

Oh yeah, since I was a kid. As I grew to adulthood, I realized I'd love to part the Red Sea with Nefartari.

yotsuya · « **Reply #68 on:** April 05, 2015, 09:41:31 pm »

Holy crap!!! Go to YouTube and search for "Debra Paget snake dance". She's the hottie who plays the slave girl Joshua loves. Video isn't bad, but NSFW.

yotsuya · « **Reply #69 on:** April 05, 2015, 09:42:56 pm »

Here, I'll make it easier for you:

jdbailey1206 · « **Reply #70 on:** April 06, 2015, 08:02:11 am »

lacanian · « **Reply #71 on:** April 06, 2015, 08:14:30 am »

You have a great wife. May the force be with you.


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