I was in a class the other night and the Prof was talking about Internet law etc. He posed the question to the class, "When was the first time you used the Internet?"
When the answers died down the earliest use was around 1993-94. He asked, "anyone else?" I slowly raised my hand as I winced wishing I had just let it go. He asked, "When was the first time YOU used the Internet and how?"
I replied, "Around 1982-83, on a Commodore 64."
A hush fell over the room.
And then...salvation. The Prof exclaims, "DUDE! I had a Commodore!"
Remeber the tape cassette drive...Yea! I had one of those...OO, OO what about the modem with the big suction cups that you stuck the reciever into?

No Way, I totally forgot! Bruce Lee...You had that too! No Way! WAY!
As though he had not made me feel good enough at that point, if there was any lingering feeling on my part of being the freak in class, (I could still hear people around me mumbling, "Man there wasn't any Internet back then....was there?") he topped it all off by asking...
"Who here remembers ATARI?"
Total Silence......I think I drew a tear.

The Prof and me chatted it up and compared high scores on various games for another few min leaving everyone else in the room totally stupified.
But then again, after the dust cleared, I was still the old man in the class...such a burden when your only 34. Yeesh. Little whipper snapers. Punk kids!
