Author Topic: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)...... (Read 6290 times)

Gray_Area · « **on:** August 22, 2012, 04:23:28 pm »

So feel free to post hell if necessary.

Anyways. I often get a kick out of the message signs in front of churches. Yesterday I saw the following:

TO AVOID SINBURN

GET SONSCREEN

HAHAHAHAAH. That's pretty comical.

Ginsu Victim · « **Reply #1 on:** August 22, 2012, 04:47:22 pm »

If you know this is the wrong place, why post it?

shmokes · « **Reply #2 on:** August 22, 2012, 11:25:03 pm »

Shrug. The first one (OP) is painfully unfunny. The second one, as far as I can tell, contains no abbreviations. Did you mean misspelling?

drventure · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2012, 12:17:02 am »

Quote from: pinballjim on August 22, 2012, 05:12:52 pm

PATH TO HEAVEN:
TURN RIGHT
GO STRAIGHT
WORSHIP SUN(day)

Fixed the abbreviation (at least the way I read it).

Pretty damn funny. Sun worshippers are often considered druids, who were (are?) basically pagans. So putting that up on a church board?

Can't tell if the "right" and "straight" bits are directions or political/sexual leanings, but whatever.

Gray_Area · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2012, 02:56:42 am »

Quote from: drventure on August 23, 2012, 12:17:02 am

Quote from: pinballjim on August 22, 2012, 05:12:52 pm
PATH TO HEAVEN:
TURN RIGHT
GO STRAIGHT
WORSHIP SUN(day)

Fixed the abbreviation (at least the way I read it).

Pretty damn funny. Sun worshippers are often considered druids, who were (are?) basically pagans. So putting that up on a church board?

Can't tell if the "right" and "straight" bits are directions or political/sexual leanings, but whatever.

No, I think it was a lame attempt to copy Monopoly.

Quote from: shmokes on August 22, 2012, 11:25:03 pm

Shrug. The first one (OP) is painfully unfunny. The second one, as far as I can tell, contains no abbreviations. Did you mean misspelling?

No no no....funny in a goofy-ass way. Rarely are they clever, but they are often dorky as hell.

Quote from: Ginsu Victim on August 22, 2012, 04:47:22 pm

If you know this is the wrong place, why post it?

I'm not a card-carrying member.

shmokes · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2012, 07:01:01 am »

Quote from: drventure on August 23, 2012, 12:17:02 am

Fixed the abbreviation (at least the way I read it).

Ah . . . lol. That is actually pretty hilarious. It actually never occurred to me that they were talking about the day of the week.

DaveMMR · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:41:46 am »

The church I pass on the way to my parents house had a lot of really, really good ones. I especially loved the one they had during the last Superbowl:

GOD HAS NO FAVORITES,
BUT OUR SIGN GUY DOES
GO GIANTS!

And yeah, they're not "pull-over-to-laugh-uproarishly" funny but they're often quite clever and amusing. Almost makes me start wanting to go to church again. Almost.

EDIT: I forgot, I actually took a blurry pic of it while driving back home...

Hoopz · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:45:55 am »

Quote from: DaveMMR on August 23, 2012, 09:41:46 am

GOD HAS NO FAVORITES,
BUT OUR SIGN GUY DOES
GO GIANTS!

That's hilarious!

Vigo · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2012, 10:19:42 am »

Since this is gonna be thrown down into PnR anyway, here's one I have seen pop up quite a bit:

OBAMA SPENDS, JESUS SAVES

Dervacumen · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2012, 11:58:39 am »

I just wanted to post in a thread before it went to PH.

Slightly related, and been around forever:
MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA.

drventure · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2012, 12:23:41 pm »

Quote from: Dervacumen on August 23, 2012, 11:58:39 am

MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA.

I used to have a button with that on it in highschool.

RayB · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:36:39 pm »

Damn it, I thought "PnRnN" was an obfuscation of "PORN".

Slippyblade · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:55:50 pm »

Years ago a friend of mine got me a pin. I still have it.

God was my co-pilot
But we crashed in
the mountains and
I had to eat him.

Love that pin.

Howard_Casto · « **Reply #13 on:** August 24, 2012, 01:36:41 am »

I saw one a few years back:

JESUS SAVES
BUT WE DONT
DONATE TODAY!

Gray_Area · « **Reply #14 on:** August 26, 2012, 06:32:35 pm »

Quote from: RayB on August 23, 2012, 09:36:39 pm

Damn it, I thought "PnRnN" was an obfuscation of "PORN".

That's why I love it!

Quote from: Slippyblade on August 23, 2012, 09:55:50 pm

Years ago a friend of mine got me a pin. I still have it.

God was my co-pilot
But we crashed in
the mountains and
I had to eat him.

Love that pin.

That's hall of fame great.

Quote from: Howard_Casto on August 24, 2012, 01:36:41 am

I saw one a few years back:

JESUS SAVES
BUT WE DONT
DONATE TODAY!

Where was that one?

Quote from: Dervacumen on August 23, 2012, 11:58:39 am

I just wanted to post in a thread before it went to PH.

Nothing in here yet that warrants even a move to PnRnN.

Justin Z · « **Reply #15 on:** August 26, 2012, 09:23:09 pm »

YTMND is notorious for not loading properly, but if you can get it to, this is great:

http://raptorj.ytmnd.com/

Not a bad prank.

Zero_Hour · « **Reply #16 on:** August 26, 2012, 11:53:14 pm »

Written on a bathroom stall -

Jesus Saves....
But Lemieux scores on the rebound!!!!

Duquesne University, Pittsburgh PA. Amusing to me even more, since it's a Catholic University. It was there from the late 89's when I started college, and was there throughout my 4 years there, and beyond. Guess the custodians were Pens fans.

Howard_Casto · « **Reply #17 on:** August 28, 2012, 08:59:51 am »

Gray_Area:

That was from a church believe it or not. Apparently the collection plate had been a little empty at the time.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2012, 04:23:22 am »

Quote from: Zero_Hour on August 26, 2012, 11:53:14 pm

Written on a bathroom stall -

Jesus Saves....
But Lemieux scores on the rebound!!!!

Duquesne University, Pittsburgh PA. Amusing to me even more, since it's a Catholic University. It was there from the late 89's when I started college, and was there throughout my 4 years there, and beyond. Guess the custodians were Pens fans.

I saw a similar one in Vancouver in '96, but Gretsky.

Gray_Area · « **Reply #19 on:** September 02, 2012, 08:26:19 pm »

Quote from: Howard_Casto on August 28, 2012, 08:59:51 am

Gray_Area:

That was from a church believe it or not. Apparently the collection plate had been a little empty at the time.

Yah - from the spending! Looks bad, and is surprising to me, given the current economic state.

Le Chuck · « **Reply #20 on:** September 02, 2012, 10:57:04 pm »

Has goodwin's law been enacted yet in this thread?

shmokes · « **Reply #21 on:** September 02, 2012, 11:02:58 pm »

Fwiw, you'd have to be unusually damned sensitive to categorize this thread as religious or political.

Le Chuck · « **Reply #22 on:** September 02, 2012, 11:04:02 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on September 02, 2012, 11:02:58 pm

Fwiw, you'd have to be unusually damned sensitive to categorize this thread as religious or political.

Sensitivity nazi

shmokes · « **Reply #23 on:** September 03, 2012, 07:58:05 am »

You remind me of Hitler.

Gray_Area · « **Reply #24 on:** September 12, 2012, 11:36:57 pm »

Saw a new one at the same church:

SOULER NEEDS MET HERE

Or maybe souler power, but you get the idea. Pretty funny.


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