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I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« on: August 22, 2012, 04:23:28 pm »
So feel free to post hell if necessary.

Anyways. I often get a kick out of the message signs in front of churches. Yesterday I saw the following:

TO AVOID SINBURN

GET SONSCREEN


HAHAHAHAAH. That's pretty comical.
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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2012, 04:47:22 pm »
If you know this is the wrong place, why post it?  :angry:

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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2012, 11:25:03 pm »
Shrug. The first one (OP) is painfully unfunny. The second one, as far as I can tell, contains no abbreviations. Did you mean misspelling?
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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2012, 12:17:02 am »
PATH TO HEAVEN:
TURN RIGHT
GO STRAIGHT
WORSHIP SUN(day)

Fixed the abbreviation (at least the way I read it).

Pretty damn funny. Sun worshippers are often considered druids, who were (are?) basically pagans. So putting that up on a church board?  :laugh2:

Can't tell if the "right" and "straight" bits are directions or political/sexual leanings, but whatever.

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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2012, 02:56:42 am »
PATH TO HEAVEN:
TURN RIGHT
GO STRAIGHT
WORSHIP SUN(day)

Fixed the abbreviation (at least the way I read it).

Pretty damn funny. Sun worshippers are often considered druids, who were (are?) basically pagans. So putting that up on a church board?  :laugh2:

Can't tell if the "right" and "straight" bits are directions or political/sexual leanings, but whatever.

No, I think it was a lame attempt to copy Monopoly.


Shrug. The first one (OP) is painfully unfunny. The second one, as far as I can tell, contains no abbreviations. Did you mean misspelling?

No no no....funny in a goofy-ass way. Rarely are they clever, but they are often dorky as hell.



If you know this is the wrong place, why post it?  :angry:


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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2012, 07:01:01 am »

Fixed the abbreviation (at least the way I read it).


Ah . . . lol. That is actually pretty hilarious. It actually never occurred to me that they were talking about the day of the week.
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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2012, 09:41:46 am »
The church I pass on the way to my parents house had a lot of really, really good ones. I especially loved the one they had during the last Superbowl:

GOD HAS NO FAVORITES,
BUT OUR SIGN GUY DOES
GO GIANTS!

And yeah, they're not "pull-over-to-laugh-uproarishly" funny but they're often quite clever and amusing. Almost makes me start wanting to go to church again. Almost.

EDIT: I forgot, I actually took a blurry pic of it while driving back home...
« Last Edit: August 23, 2012, 10:56:16 am by DaveMMR »

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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2012, 09:45:55 am »
GOD HAS NO FAVORITES,
BUT OUR SIGN GUY DOES
GO GIANTS!
That's hilarious!

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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2012, 10:19:42 am »
Since this is gonna be thrown down into PnR anyway, here's one I have seen pop up quite a bit:

OBAMA SPENDS, JESUS SAVES

;)

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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2012, 11:58:39 am »
I just wanted to post in a thread before it went to PH.

Slightly related, and been around forever:
MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA.
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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2012, 12:23:41 pm »
MY KARMA RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA.

 :)

I used to have a button with that on it in highschool.

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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2012, 09:36:39 pm »
Damn it, I thought "PnRnN" was an obfuscation of "PORN".
NO MORE!!

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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2012, 09:55:50 pm »
Years ago a friend of mine got me a pin.  I still have it.

God was my co-pilot
But we crashed in
the mountains and
I had to eat him.

Love that pin.

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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2012, 01:36:41 am »
I saw one a few years back:

JESUS SAVES
BUT WE DONT
DONATE TODAY!

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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2012, 06:32:35 pm »
Damn it, I thought "PnRnN" was an obfuscation of "PORN".


That's why I love it!


Years ago a friend of mine got me a pin.  I still have it.

God was my co-pilot
But we crashed in
the mountains and
I had to eat him.

Love that pin.

That's hall of fame great.


I saw one a few years back:

JESUS SAVES
BUT WE DONT
DONATE TODAY!

Where was that one?


I just wanted to post in a thread before it went to PH.


Nothing in here yet that warrants even a move to PnRnN.
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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2012, 09:23:09 pm »
YTMND is notorious for not loading properly, but if you can get it to, this is great:

http://raptorj.ytmnd.com/

Not a bad prank.  :)

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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2012, 11:53:14 pm »
Written on a bathroom stall -

Jesus Saves....
But Lemieux scores on the rebound!!!!

Duquesne University, Pittsburgh PA. Amusing to me even more, since it's a Catholic University. It was there from the late 89's when I started college, and was there throughout my 4 years there, and beyond. Guess the custodians were Pens fans.
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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2012, 08:59:51 am »
Gray_Area: 

That was from a church believe it or not.   Apparently the collection plate had been a little empty at the time.

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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2012, 04:23:22 am »
Written on a bathroom stall -

Jesus Saves....
But Lemieux scores on the rebound!!!!

Duquesne University, Pittsburgh PA. Amusing to me even more, since it's a Catholic University. It was there from the late 89's when I started college, and was there throughout my 4 years there, and beyond. Guess the custodians were Pens fans.

I saw a similar one in Vancouver in '96, but Gretsky.


ROUGHING UP THE SUSPECT SINCE 1981

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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2012, 08:26:19 pm »
Gray_Area: 

That was from a church believe it or not.   Apparently the collection plate had been a little empty at the time.

Yah - from the spending!  Looks bad, and is surprising to me, given the current economic state.
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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2012, 10:57:04 pm »
Has goodwin's law been enacted yet in this thread?

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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2012, 11:02:58 pm »
Fwiw, you'd have to be unusually damned sensitive to categorize this thread as religious or political.
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« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2012, 11:04:02 pm »
Fwiw, you'd have to be unusually damned sensitive to categorize this thread as religious or political.

Sensitivity nazi

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« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2012, 07:58:05 am »
You remind me of Hitler.
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Re: I know this isn't PnRnN ( I love that....)......
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2012, 11:36:57 pm »
Saw a new one at the same church:

SOULER NEEDS MET HERE

Or maybe souler power, but you get the idea. Pretty funny.
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