Drew,have you ever thought of becoming a diplomat at the U.N 
Remember Henry Kissinger?
They wouldn't accept my application when I put my name down as Drew Kissmyass.

Some folks just can't take a joke, first those U.N. types.......
If everyone just makes a joke out of stuff like this then what's to stop harpal from doing it again?
Naivete, thy name is D5A1AC.
Much like Harpal's idiotic "tell me you're sorry and I PROMISE I'll give you your money back

", that statement is just as foolish. Don't make fun of him or he might get away with it? That's retarded.
Oh, and as for the dumb clown comment, I'll just speak as someone who had their house broken into, it certainly DOES help to joke about it afterwards. Are my credentials good enough, or do you need my copy of the police report too?
Besides, if you'd been following this debacle AT ALL, you'd know that the FBI's best janitor/soda stocker/cafeteria worker is on the case and it's only a matter of time before Harpal's mopped to death or some similar grisly punishment.